AUS/POL/ KEVIN 07 GETS AN APOLOGY EDITION

G'day cunts. Its AUS/POL/

>ASX: Australian shares fall early, claw back ground after Dow Jones' 1,000 point plunge
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>Calls to ban politicians from sex with staffers dismissed by both major parties
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>5500 sharks lurk in the waters off eastern Australia, new study shows
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>SA election 2018: South Australian candidates Simon Jones and Craig Marsh targeted by fake news site
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>Girl living on Nauru to be transferred to Australian mental health facility due to 'extreme suicide risk'
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>Plan B would not be so taxing on Coalition push
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>Bill Shorten has peaked - and Malcolm Turnbull has him in his sights
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>ABC issues apology to Kevin Rudd over cabinet files report
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Anime is for fags, get a father

Cartoons are for children, grow the fuck up faggot.

FUK WHI*TY FUC DROMPLF

same fagging this hard

Fuck off you little cockspank.

rule34 plz

What about this?

From drinks at the bar to back at her house: The new 90-minute sexual consent test Australian university students must pass before they are allowed to enrol.

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kek
>no more fucking your staff
nah fuck that shit

when can we start overthrowing capitalism, fellow comrades?

Why would you want to do that?

it about time we got started building our global socialist utopia

DOWN WITH THE IMPRERIALISM

>socialist utopia
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Its spelt dystopia mate.

you full chink or just half chink?

We don't just need guns we need artillery. How are you supposed to weed out all the shitskins and leftists from their apartments in the inner city?

the shitskins will be the problem but we can just point guns at the leftists and they will pee themselves. If we say boom they will probably shit themselves too

How long did it take you guys to get use to driving?

GIBE YOUR LAND BACK TO THE ABOS

Get a barney banana into your mouth.

remember these stock market crashes are meant to kill trumps stranglehold on THEM.

ABC was pretty fucking slimy with the cabinet files desu. Don't drop the charges now Kev, make the ABC less shitty again.

About 2 days. Pussy. That was in a manual and an old car from the 70s.

Are Labor fucked in SA?

im thinking about catching a flight from either newcastle or sydney tomorrow to brisbane and going to laneway festival. what do you lads reckon? i rarely ever leave the house and want to do something for once instead of dreading going back to wagecucking in a few days time

We'll need some mustard gas for the shitskins. Float it through those new apartments, the aircon will suck it up.

good idea. might need sarin or something strong for the poo's though because they already smell like mustard gas

you want to further oppress an already oppressed minority group? how dare you

>are labor fucked in SA
Liberal's should win easily, but it is the liberals so I'm not expecting too much. Our 2 main TV stations (7, and 9, no one watches 10) shit on labor all the doo-da day, the local papers are pretty biased against labor. Everyone is pissed off at Labor for closing down Port Agusta coal plant, as its made power prices fucked (elderly are living by candlelight, not using aircons during 40 degree days). To counter this they bought a meme battery to try and appease the sjw's, but all they did was piss off the average person because it didn't lower power prices and it failed within the first week (lol).

Our labor government is that fucking incompetent its not funny.

you call yourself an anarchist

Cunt's fucked.

yes I am anarchist, and we have to overthrow this oppressive imperialist dictatorship run by the upper class together, not divided

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITED

nah we need to kill everyone but me and white women

Where's the fucking JOBS cunts?

who wants to get shit faced in melbourne right now?

Ask your mates for one.

I am already but I am not going outside today

le handshake meme

There must be some sort of disease that whites are pretty immune to but shitskins aren't.

Maybe something alcohol based.

2 questions:

who's the artist? and do they do porn?

Outsourced and or given given to Pajeet and Xhou, also prioritised for refugees, abos, poofters, trannies and women.

>5500 sharks lurk in the waters off eastern Australia, new study shows

More sharks on the land in the form of Chink landlords than that

I fucking wish m8
even as a chink, I'm n33t as fuck

See this shit, this is why I’m taking the plunge and letting a Qatari tranny suck my cock later tonight.

Fuck women, I won’t have them in the house

South Australia will vote for Liberals in droves. They’ve essentially fucked our armed forces and made us a siting duck for China by sending you tens of billions and signing us up to some shitty ships and French diesel submarines... all to save Christopher Pyne’s seat. North SA should be turned into a nuclear test ground and populated SA should be made into a Chink and poo containment zone

>mfw somebody got paid to make this shitty test USING OUR TAX MONEY
Literally fuming lads

Just a reminder, SJW's changed the Urban Dictionaries definition of Aboriginal to say that they are the first people's and white people slaughtered them.

Should probably update it with a more accurate definition

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5367273/Urban-Dictionary-deletes-racist-definitions-Aboriginal.html

I have never had a job

you dont want one t b h, its fucking shit

Thinking of applying for a marine technician job in the Navy.
I've done maintenance in a factory before as well as construction sparky shit and I have a cert 2 in Electrotechnology.

Do you guys think I should go and be a slave to the Jews since I can't find an apprenticeship in my city?

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
has anyone been unfortunate enough to stumble upon that "tonightly with tom ballard" on abc2? the guy is an actual faggot and its lefty as fuck sjw "poor niggers" shit etc.
FUCKING CANCER

Gday!

This/10

rip thread

Our army at least isn't slave to the Jews, because we mostly just un-fuck any mess the US makes, not sure about our navy tho, think those guys are just preppers for world war shitfuck.

>tfw hairdresser, bar tender and sleep analyst ask me what I do for work

This is why everyone wants to fucking nuke Melbourne.

what do you do for work?

Nuthin. On the dole.

>hairdresser, sleep analyst

bud why??

Firm handshake is all it takes you young millennial whippersnapper.

Or escape pozzbourne.

you just said you were a hairdresser, a bar tender and a sleep analyst?
how do hold down two, let alone three jobs user?

I went into Centerlink for the first time today (not unemployment related).

Fuck me that was the most disgusting experience, I don't know how people do it. I had to shower as soon as I got back.

So many niggers, I didn't know there was that many Africans in North Queensland.

lol got none

>1. Get a 50 dollar Cert III in security operations.
>2. Get firm handshake
>3. Job

pretty easy aye

>2. Get firm online application
ftfy

t. non firm handshaker
did you EVEN look him in the eyes???

> five eyes
> not a tool of the ZOG
I just want a job desu, and we're at peacetime and I can't find sparky work.
I think it sounds alright.

>hate my job, but would be more motivated if it was FIFO somewhere with much better pay
>tfw the company i work for is looking for workers in WA (literally in the middle of nowhere though)

ive only had the job for a few months though

. Get a 50 dollar Cert III in security operations.
. Get firm online application
. Lose out to most likely an immigrant
ftfyouse

>Our labor government is that fucking incompetent its not funny.
didn't your premier fuck Gillard in the past?

Anyone watching the opening ceremony for the Olympics? Why are your commentators so shit lads

nah opening stuff is shit

>ywn be forced into a sex magic ritual with a burlesque dancer
why even live

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My GF blowing me.

it looks like a turd

>tfw the majority of my adult life was spent on newstart and youth allowance.