Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Merkel Regime Crumbling Edition

>GroKo publishes contract, lists of potential ministers leaked
>Anger in the CDU brewing at Merkel for making concessions to the SPD just to retain her power
>Gabriel (Foreign Minister, SPD) publically raged against his own party and Schulz for betraying and sidelining him

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/live173287240/Christian-Lindner-Dann-wird-es-Neuwahlen-geben-muessen-GroKo-Liveticker.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/groko-im-news-ticker-cdu-mann-von-stetten-erschrocken-ueber-ressortverteilung_id_8433823.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=HB8uhcOxofM
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
youtube.com/watch?v=UhryCz01EIg

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
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>Last thread

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tach

Are SPD in charge of immigration now?

Technically yes.
Border protection will go to the CSU and Seehofer, who now claims he will start border controls again.
But never ever trust Drehhofer.

The more I read the news and how CDU and SPD are damaging themselves, the more I come to agree that accelerationism is the way to go. It really seems like it's going to lead to their own self-destruction.

Holy shit I hope this destroys them.

bump

There's no doubt left.

Looking at the latest polls I can't help but think the results for the Greens are incredibly inflated. It makes sense, because Journalists overwhelmingly vote Green, but even then, how are they gaining so much traction? +4% for a party that got 9% in the election is insane. Also even in the poll from yesterday SPD are still at 18%, you would think they should have dropped even further. Maybe we just need to wait for the next (((polls))).

They flare up every time the SPD goes downhill.
We saw this same effect when the Schulz hype suddenly died down - the Greens had up to 14-15% in polls back then.
Ultimately, it's those middle-class lefties that are abandoning the SPD, so they just say well I'll just vote, dunno, Greens or sumfin" but in the end they don't even vote at all.

Dude you have places in which I personaly know several people voted AFD but in the result it was literally 0,0% for afd.
They are cheating and stealing your pretend elections and its not even done subtly or smart.

There are people that always vote for either Greens or SPD depending on who's currently more left wing.
>Schwarz-Grün: Ew I'm voting SPD
>GroKo: Ew I'm voting Green

Yeah, that makes sense to me. Personally know Green voters myself. They don't even know anything about their policies, they just figure "If I don't like any of the parties, I might aswell do something good for the environment". Can only shake my head when I hear that shit.

>

Auch wenn sich die Akzeptanz von Vielfalt in Deutschland im Weltmaßstab ohne Zweifel sehen lassen kann, so ist unser Land hinsichtlich dieser Dimension des sozialen Zusammenhalts weiterhin zwiespältig. Dies zu ändern, bedarf es großer konzertierter Anstrengungen sowohl im Bereich ökonomisch-struktureller Bedingungen als auch im Bereich der Beeinflussung von Mentalitäten. ... ohne eine nachhaltige Beeinflussung von Mentalitäten im Bereich des Umgangs mit Vielfalt durch eine Stärkung der Zivilgesellschaft und durch eine Betonung entsprechender Bildungsinhalte in Kindereinrichtungen, Schulen und Hochschulen wie auch über die neuen Medien wird sich die allseits konstatierte Spaltung ... nicht überwinden lassen.

t. Bertelsmann Stiftung

heise.de/tp/features/Sozialer-Zusammenhalt-in-Deutschland-gut-3961500.html?seite=4

>Bereich der Beeinflussung von Mentalitäten

Codeword for Brainwashing.

Brainwashing!? Doch nicht in Deutschland!

Not even hiding it

>be Eric Frenzel
>age 29
>Saxon
>father of 3 kids
>nordic combined athlet
>chosen flag bearer at Winter Games
>representing implicit whiteness

welt.de/sport/article173305474/Olympia-in-Pyeongchang-Eric-Frenzel-traegt-deutsche-Fahne-bei-Eroeffnungsfeier.html

>leftist autistic screeching ensues

Ever notice how it's only football where you get all these """talented""" brownies? Because that's commercialized and publicized to a point where you can easily shove in indoctrination.
But whenever it's about another professional sport - be it athletics, handball, hell, even women's football - it's almost exclusively white, ethnic Germans who win the medals and the championships.

schockierend.. deutsche was ist los mit euch ..

Merkel resigns, when?

LONDON (AP) — West Ham has fired its player recruitment director for telling agents the Premier League club would not sign any more African players.

In an email sent to agents and published by the Daily Mail on Wednesday, Tony Henry complained that African players "have a bad attitude" and "cause mayhem" when they are not in the team.

West Ham said Friday it terminated Henry's contract "with immediate effect following his unacceptable comments that were widely reported in the press."

Martin Schulz as foreign minister! Hahahahahahahahaha
In 1 year Germany will be in war with the V4.
Hurry krauts, order some weapons from Trump, those broomsticks won't save you :D

I too thought like that once.

Took a while to realize what those supposed "environmentalists" really were.

We produce our own weapons (one of the major arms exporters in the world), we just sell them to other countries instead of getting our military in order

Die Linke is da real left wing.

Our government attempting to militarily attack V4 would be a surefire way to have themselves deposed BY the military.

Why would I want to be saved?
Hungarian occupants seems preferable to Anglo-American ones.

I think many people don't realize that environmental issues are just a smoke screen they use to hide their real intentions and to have some relevance and legitimacy.

Nah, we don't have enough troops to occupy a mall.

Poles in the other hand.... and im not sure they would act like a gentleman :P

Actual socialism isn't in these peoples interest, they just want to feel tolerant and morally superior.

Those people just want to stay in power, like Merkel.

seit merkel nennen wir das nudging,

>war with the V4
We don't have a functional military to conduct a proper Blitzkrieg. We can barely muster two tank regiments, IF it's not required to move the vehicles.
It's a fucking disgrace.
The Reichswehr was only 100,000 men. But these men were trained and drilled to immediately take up tasks and resposibilities for the next higher rank, should it be necessary to expand the army rapidly (i.e. rearmement or mobilisation). That's how I'd like to see the Bundeswehr.
But no ... von der Leyen, yet another 4 years.

Putschi ... Hilfeeee!

Would be much cheaper and faster to execute Schulz and get a new foreign minister, someone who doesn't hate V4 passionately :P

>„Du mußt nicht traurig sein, Papa, jetzt hast du doch mehr zeit mit uns. Das ist doch besser als mit dem Mann mit den Haaren im Gesicht.“

Schulz BTFO by Gabriel's little girl

Pretty sure in war where only V4 fought germany, germany would win.

>Large weapon manufacturer
>Industrial strength

>butthurt gabriel
filed under "that happend"

Behind him there's echlons of more EU cucks who will gladly execute Macron's policy at the cost of German tax payers. That's the biggest concern about Schulz.
He's essentially an proponent of foreign interests inside German government.

youtube.com/watch?v=zLwnvVuGqYc

Our military would be on V4s side and all civilians with balls and/or a brain too.

youtube.com/watch?v=tU3KQZvqRxk

Schlageter > Richthofen

>3rd largest arms trader
>own military has ancient equipment
>must canibalize vehicles to maintain the few still functional

Yea, we would surely win, like, biggly.
Dude, our own military does not participate in military innovation. Our gobbernment is giving this gadgets away -- essentially arming potential enemies.

Fat Siggi Rap Album when?
>Rechtes Pack
>Kann ich nicht ab
>yo
>Wenn ich Ostdeutsche sehe
>hol ich den Mittelfinger raus
>denn die sind mir ein Graus
>yo
Beats by Slick Hei-ko "Der Maaster" Maas

*blocks path

Not fair man, he's from a different war.
Great Ace nonetheless.

Why would we want US ordanance when we still have Mauser, HK and KMW
A little bit government gibs and the rearmament should be done in 5 years.
Who knows what krazy stuff they have in the drawer

>Mauser
You're planning to go to war with a hunting rifle?

Mauser is building Revolver autocannons for ships and jetfighter. They are on par wit m61 vulcan guns

based Maghiar

Excuse my autism but that's actually Rheinmetall now. The only existing Mauser company is now called Mauser Jagdwaffen and production of military stuff under the name Mauser ended in the '90s.

If they wanted they could all just pump out some AK or AR pattern rifle, if they needed to. If african shitholes can do it so should be Mauser.

Many people who don't care about politics just vote green without thinking about it. I also know others who got paid by their parents to vote green.

ARs yes for AKs better just let them make barrels and stocks and let someone else stamp the receivers.
I don't think Mauser is even a large company anymore though, their contribution would be minuscule compared to what H&K could put out.

Green is like something that feels safe for a lot of people. What can go wrong voting green, you know? They like the evironment and all. They can't be bad people obviously.

It's also due to the Greens always playing nice with language.

They tend to speak positively of words that are commonly perceived positively, so there's a strong association between the greens (and, to a lesser extent, the SPD - since they try to do the same) and a vague idea of them "just being good guys".

> equality
> welfare
> tolerance
> compassion
> humanity
> cooperation
> protection
> help
> "for all"

and so on. Buzzwords, all of them, but positive ones. These are easy to sell to essentially unpolitical people.

I'm so glad for what Martin Schulz did. He consolidated himself as a total and utter treasonous piece of shit. SPD voters BTFO. On the other hand, and it's only temporary, western Germans are too goddamn stupid and more than ever want a red/red/green coalition.

Are they pushing out Schulz?

My mother in law. Jesus, she was discussing the JQ with me and said "Hitler didn't have a reason to kill Jews." Hello? Russian Revolution? Bolshevism? 30+ million dead?

She obviously doesn't know/care about the Green's pedophile tendencies. People are intellectually dishonest, disingenuous, stupid. If the media tells them "Greens are good goys, vote for me" they just do it.

Glorious German seperation when?

And get some money and "prestige" in the process.

...

Schulz finally BTFO'd

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173386448/Druck-aus-SPD-Martin-Schulz-verzichtet-auf-Amt-des-Aussenministers.html

G'day guys I got a question is this stuff like this why Sup Forums doesn't like Sargon?
youtube.com/watch?v=HfFai-0hqH0
Cause I really didn't get it until now.

Lel

YES.

ayy lmao

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Fucking kek
I can't stop laughing :D

Took 18 hours to fuck up the new government. And finally this uneducated cunt is out. There is no way he can recover from this.

Good job krauts! Next is Merkel!

>tripple fucking checked

remember people calling fdp a joke-party during the fipsi rösler-era? spd (spaßpartei deutschland) manages to overtake them kek

>poles
wouldn't the eu as whole fucking dismantle poland? also wouldn't that mean eu vs usa?

Thank fuck for that

muh reverse 87%

kek

Hey, leute.
Ich weiß es gibt Lieder die vom Sachsen singen, vom besitz des Rheins in deutscher Hand, aber gibt es welche für Schleswig-Holsteiner oder einen Song die unsere grenze am polen zieht?

In his case I am really happy and actually was getting a little bit nervous yesterday when I heard that he would become foreign minister.
Schulz becoming 'foreign minister' would have damaged the country seriously and it would have been the worst case scenario. He would have pushed his 'United States of Europe' agenda on a serious level and I am fucking happy that he will NOT become Sec of State!

Changing the train conductor doesn't bring benefits if the train doesn't have brakes anyway.

So all leaked memo ministries are now discontinued and re-shuffled?

Maas as a Minister of Justice and Ursula as a defense Ministress again would be horrible.

RIP

Not even that extremely happy, this could mean that Groko will get approved by spd base

lmao
lost party leadership and now his ministerial position
this guy is JUST incarnate

they are fucking scared of the vote

I think Ursula is safe unfortunately. But I would not be surprised if the CDU would feel pressure now to change something as well.

The Em and Wm teams are still mostly white also for the men. Look how we demolished the dindu Brazil team last time. Dimdus are explosive but that is it in most cases.

groko getting approved is exactly what we need. last groko made both cdu and spd lose a massive amount of votes and afd the big winners. if they fuck up another 4 years (and they will) there is a good chance for 25%+ afd next elections.

anyone?

They are split between the international left and the pro-worker left.

I really wonder how he managed it to get to this high positions in the first place. I mean we all know his politics are shit but he also is a terrible politician/populist with no charisma. Even the opposite quite frankly.

Fuck off with your e celeb bullshit, cancerous newfag.

the germans dont care they are a puppet state,they are the most docile cucks in the world

Groko approved means a lot of causalities in the next 4 years and could lead to a full blown civil war especially combined with the economic which will probably go to shit in the next years.

I say, yes it´s good for the next election but we will use a lot of innocent lives, a lot of women will be raped and germans will be stabbed.
I just had hoped that this could have been solved peacefully in a civil fashion.

I really like our constitution tbqh and i don´t want more people to get hurt but on the other side the mentality will shift a lot more in our direction in the next 4 years when this madness continues.

All inside of ONE bloddy year. That's Weimar-tier governing alright.

economy is too good to go to shit within 4 years. yes some people will suffer but logical thinking doesnt seem enough of a reason to vote afd for most so they have to suffer.

and yes our constitution is great. thats why merkel, maas and all the other traitors are violating the shit out of it. i say we rebuild spandau and put them there.

inb4
> sorry Andrea but I will remain Parteivorsitzender. Here have this bottle of doppelkorn.

sure right after you hung yourself

>economy is too good to go to shit within 4 years

would not be so sure about it.
It´s booming since quite a long time, it could go down the next years.

nah, cars, pharma and technology wont all crash within the next 4 years. as long as those are stable the economy will be all right

friendly reminder that nobody triggers the subhuman Polacks harder than Martin
RIP

>how are they gaining so much traction?
Watch out for media jewery, they tried something similar here and somewhat succeeded.
>politiek.tpo.nl/2018/01/30/bonusquote-wereld-draait-bnnvara-probeerde-jesse-klaver-groenlinks-groot-maken/
No english version sorry, BNNVARA is part of our public broadcasting, Jesse Kl*ver is leader of the green commies.

Chulz needs to be crowned

was ist das nur für 1 Republik?

AfD rising to power seems like that, too. Schulz was voted into power with fucking 100% approval rate. A couple of months later he is gone. How is one supposed to do politics on that level?