/ptg/ President Trump General - OPENING CEREMONIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
youtu.be/a0SBwAez6r4
>SoS T-Rex meets GUA Pres Morales 2/8/18
youtu.be/UZeUNB1SuAE
>SoS T-Rex meets CHN Rep Jiechi 2/8/18
youtu.be/vxmogjN2Jzs
>CJCS Gen Dunford talks to some ladyboys 2/8/18
youtu.be/F-TaBS4oJ5U
>WH Press Brief (Dep PressSec Shah) 2/8/18
youtu.be/6tKZGJU0QlY
>DefDep Press Brief (Dana White) 2/8/18
c-span.org/video/?440927-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump @2018 Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
youtu.be/I0qWQsRRxKg
>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/8/18
youtu.be/bbcur8dlm9E
>NoKo full military parade 2/8/18
youtu.be/qXfDh5KIToU
>VP Pence post JPN speech presser 2/7/18
youtu.be/SBv-94hns20
>More VP Pence w/Troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/Lgo2VqwN3p0
>2nd Lady Karen interview 2/7/18
youtu.be/vLmM20FpXAs
>VP Pence speaks to troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/fv0wr5bMTDk
>VP Pence meets w/JPN PM Abe 2/7/18
youtu.be/bNrDeMqw8eM
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/AF Gen Selva testify @House 2/6/18
youtu.be/r4o9auv3OZ8
>WH Video: VP Pence in Japan 2/7/18
youtu.be/_77K947zNoI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis) 2/7/18
youtu.be/mRosiCYbv_U
>AG Sessions in Tampa Bay FL 2/7/18
youtu.be/NZol0ZJ6N4Y
>AG Sessions @Reagan Alumni Assoc 2/6/18
youtu.be/DLL3AdhyZLo
>We're gonna B52 the shit outta you 2/7/18
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The Federal government finally has an actual budget again.

Will need new baker, got work today

Reminder that fidelity is what God wants. For both Him and the ones you love

Awoo~

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TATAKAI JOE JOE

JOE JOE

Is this the first actual budget that's been passed since the Bush era? Everything else has just been CR bullshit, correct?

Thank your God Emperor heathens!

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>thinking about wearing this bad boy on the subway tomorrow

Your opinion, /ptg/ ?

Yes

Pelosi/Schumer are gonna have a fun day today with the DACA advocates/Hispanic Caucus

>tfw was underage the last time we had one

IT PASSED?!?!?

Are you strapped?

Thanks for baking, fren
Thank you, Grand Commander Trump!

does /ptg/ want to see australia before we had any gun laws?

>youtu.be/q9YsJXyyXzU?t=66

Never lose your 2nd amendment burgers

Wait...I thought the budget bill was two years, not just until March 23? I'm confused.

Wow!

G'day

Yes fren

>The deal passed by Congress sets the stage to boost federal spending for both defense and nondefense programs by $300 billion over the next two years and will suspend the debt ceiling for one year, knocking two major to-do items off lawmakers’ list.
>The bill will fund the government until March 23, which will give lawmakers time to write an omnibus spending bill for the rest of the fiscal year and break the pattern of gridlock that has led to five temporary funding patches since September

>I know a lot of human rabbits too
lmao

its* so funny omg desu

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kek

At least you still have Karl

hnng

>that attempt at humor
>Paco Del Fuego
>Paco

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So some of my libertardian friends are PISSED but I can't seem to get them to explain what it was that was funded that they didn't want.

Do they have a point or is it just more meme economics?

I'll say it again... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH....

>when it takes a week for the left to come up with a meme, and it's a single meme with a single phrase

You got a question, you ask the 8-ball.

Is there a YouTube link to this?

damn

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I... I believe you Zucc

youtube.com/watch?v=gLgOIjG3W88

petite leftist thots are much fetish

Do you guys think Ainsley would let me eat her ass? I'm real good at it so I don't see a problem

>joe comes on
>/ptg/ grinds to a halt

Lol i met choopa once.

who is this? A stormguy?

is she wearing flesh tone nude panties

Does anyone have the full text of the bill as passed by both houses?

WOW!

Morning Joe attacking a Gold Star(tm) parent!

>tfw you fall for the “wearing a suit makes you more intelligent “ meme

Sources close to the White House say chief of staffJohn Kellyhas suffered a serious blow to his standing from the bungled resignation of staff secretary Rob Porter, who has been accused of domestic abuse.

Kelly's most vehement critics even suggest the episode could herald his demise within the administration.

"We'll see this as an inflection point when he is fired," said one source withinPresident Trump's orbit. The source, who requested anonymity to speak candidly, blasted Kelly as "tone deaf and politically inept."

A second source close to the Republican Party complained, regarding Kelly, that "everybody knows he limits access and information flow to POTUS on a daily basis; this could be the beginning of the end of that - and maybe Kelly as chief."

Bruh. I have no idea who Chopper is but I already love him. He can come to my private range any time he'd like.

Joe has a hitjob against Kelly

>Kelly's most vehement critics
Journo speak for "I don't like Kelly so I'm doing the criticizing"

Hes a fucking legend but i wouldnt piss him off.

lmao I haven't watched morning joe in months, this is some funny shit.

Let me understand, congress passed a full budget? No CRs? When? What time, I need to see the archives. Anyone have the basic info?

Would someone please explain to this brainlet how, considering Congress just minutes ago passed a two year budget, the government could still shut down again in March?

Apparently they changed the language in it and it has a CR until March 23rd, I think it is. They'll have to reconvene to pass the full budget

morning joe suddenly discovered the stock exchange!

Sorry guys im in the hospital cause both uncle and classmate died and phoneposting right now
How was joe

>Dems permanently BTFOing their chances at a DACA deal
I wonder how that'll effect their political capital once ICE starts mass-deporting Dreamers™.

Kim jong un's sister

I haven't watched cable news in awhile. Are they pretending to care about that guy that hit his old girlfriend and resigned still? Is someone that hit his girlfriend once supposed to never hold a job again?

Who writes this crap?

>tfw you will never pound that gook pussy and play vidya games with her brother

>Is someone that hit his girlfriend once supposed to never hold a job again?

yes, because it's very bad optics

optics literally govern everything in life, from politics to your own job

Kelly has no one to blame but himself.

with a right,left,right shes toothless. and then you say goddamn hes ruthless. get better staff trump.

a vase hit her. he dindu nuffin

who indeed

>optics literally govern everything in life, from politics to your own job
oh the wonder of democracy

these msnbc ads are so lame. cant believe i used to watch this shit around the election

President Clown Edition

wtf i hate clowns now

No one takes ya seriously, when you're a clown

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Holy hell, Kayleigh just pushed this sheboon's shit in on live television

>one source within President Trump's orbit
>A second source close to the Republican Party

Bannon and Rinsed Penis.

America's favorite fan-fic writer

Oh boy, Big Brother shit.

Hi Kelly shills

When you're a clown you can do anything.

Inb4 Holders campaign slogan is...
>Diversity Is Our Strength

lmao what is this omarosa shit

appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Bipartisan Budget Act of 2018.pdf

Here is the budget bill. There is a lot in here.

Little Donnie Drumpf got BTFO by BASED black woman.

>dreamers threaten to leave country
HALLELUJAH

omarosa is a beautiful black woman

Thanks. I want to see what bullshit the Senate put in it.

what happened??

Only the military budget was passed for 2 years

>Dreamers threaten to leave
Okay

But the budget was for the whole government, not just the military...I'm so confused.

t.

One of the pictures of the piles confiscated guns they had in Tasmania had an early 1960's AR-10 in it. No shit. It made me unreasonably angry knowing it was going to get thrown in a furnace.

So no more funding for jap quail on cocaine research

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Awoo

wow! morning joe discovers that POTUS has war powers! fascinating stuff