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Youkoso~

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Serval is silly!

The irony of me also making a KF thread with Alpaca and her customer less café.

Stop it, you are going to make me want to post in it.

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Oh hey I just shot a raccoon today.

Stupid trash badger.

How long do think Alpaca waited for a customer arrive before Kaban showed up?
As the originator of this meme, I am ashamed.

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It's less a meme and more an excuse for me to post that image.

Delete it while you can.

They kind of suck irl, honestly.

Squirrels are bigger faggots.

Cockroaches are the worst tho.

Oh i was just talking about animals but all insects suck. Except spiders. They are good.

I'm trying but I somehow can't.. either that or I don't know how.

I don't think you've ever been able to delete your own thread. I guess there are two Kemono threads now.

Just scream
>MODS DELETE THIS IT WAS A MISTAKE
in the thread and they will delete it eventually.

I did just yesterday.
If too much time hasn't passed, you can select the OP post by clicking the box next to the subject, then scrolling down to hit the "Delete" button on the bottom right of the page.

Let's just transfer Alpaca over to this thread so she can get some customers.
:)

Her fault for setting it up high on the mountain

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Don't be mean, user!
That's where it already was, and it has a wonderful view.
Plus she anticipated a lot of bird friends would come through. She's just one girl, and was probably too busy to advertise effectively.

I just want to recharge my battery though.

It says the post is too old for deletion.

Good thinking friend.

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This is my wife, please say something nice about her.

>Oh joy! I haven't had a customer in ag-
>Yeah, you got a bathroom key?

She has a cute lesbian cousin.

But Araisan, that thing is the opposite of pika pika. It's not even round.

She's lovely.

What was it doing? Why did you have to shoot it?

Her tail is fluffy.

Utensils are enigmas.

That hardcore sex last night was good.

Stealing someone's wife isn't very friendly, user.

I was just watching them go at it.

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Will this ever get a S2? Or will it all go towards the game?

best girl right here in the series I definitely know she got a lot of trophies just sitting there in her closet of best girl #1 just take me home with you girl I'll just turn into a kitty cat meow and fit very nicely in your breasts yesss… (づ｡‿‿｡)づ

emperor is for lewd

Is he having a stroke?

Sugoi! An onahole friend!

Fuck you.

I'm not husbandanon but this kind of makes me mad.

Not that guy but using this fox as an onahole really turns me on.
Of course, I would give her headpats after the coitus.

Be careful, I think that user is crazy.

Making love > Using as a mindless sex object

I'll protect Hashibirokou-chan from the rapists!

I just hope some backwards hillbilly won't just abduct a fox and use it like a living onahole like that "natures onahole" story with the captured doe from /k/.

She looks as though she can take care of herself.

She looks like she can, but her looks have proven to be deceiving.
Oh I remember that thread, it was amazing. It was almost certainly just a story, though. (But I am 100% certain someone has fucked a deer before)

I feel guilty.

why cant she be real

Find an enthusiastic young coffee/tea shop owner.
Bam, real.

No real girl is as half as cute as Alpaca.

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I'm mad that this poster doesn't have Kaban in it.

I want to kick Arai-san!

She was the one taking the photo.

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All you people obsessed with alpaca need to know they are trash animals. You think shes cute and milfy and sweet. I grew up on an alpaca farm in the midwest. We had suri alpacas (one from the show) instead of huycaya. The suris are rarer and at the time my parents were farming them the breeding females were going for 20k each. The huacayas (the fluffy ones) were going for less than half that.

They all piss and shit in a giant mound which was terrible since the concentrated piss and shit mixed together to smell terrible and we had to to use tractors to scoop the HUGE piles up. They are mean and you think the spitting is funny but the spit isn't spit. It's actually vomit and it REEKS. The entire animal smells worse than sheep and that's pretty bad. Also they don't bite since they don't have top teeth but they snarl and kick and have sharp toenails so if they break skin it gets infected.

Once a year we had to shear them before summer and the only way to get them sheared was to tie them down BDSM style and have some weird New Zealand guy who traveled around shearing them come and shear while they spit and pissed everywhere while tied down. The wool is worth TONS but you have to wash it first and its always mixed with hay and piss and shit.

They will not love you no matter what you do. They will eat out of your hand but then lay their ears back and spit the food in your face.

They also got tons of diseases and only breed once a year so we had to spend lots of money on vaccinations because the stupid things were always getting sick from eating some bug or fungus that lives in the grass and miscarrying. They are also picky and will not eat just any hay, they only eat expensive orchard grass hay.

We also raised pigs and chickens and cows and goats and all those are way smarter.

At least we made a shitton of money selling to people who thought they would be premium pets for their spoiled rich fuck kids.

Kemono Friends lied to you. Alpacas are trash.

>Hai, dozo!

Delet this

But transforming into a Friends purges you of irredeemable attributes.

Because of the KF beer garden going on right now, I want to see Alpaca introducing alcoholic drinks in her cafe.

If that's true, we wouldn't have Margay.

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Margay is a very special, special cat.

She was in the best chapter of the manga, my favorite part of episode 8 and was great in 12.4 as well.

This motherfucker's got some nerve.

When's season two?

We don't know.
I really want to see Kaban and Serval go on a Wind Waker adventure...

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Arai-san is for bullying.

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But Kaban is the Cerulean Queen.

The alpacas sound like the smartest animals on that farm. They know you fucks are enslaving them and fight back with whatever they have. The reason cows, etc. don't is millenia of selective breeding for stupidity.

Behind every anti-lewd post is a cerulean.

Behind every anti-anti-lewd post is a Cerulean.

This image is fucking with my brain.

He is just making sure she isn't a witch.

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I want a Tsuchinoko to wake me up in the morning with her autistic screeching.

How is it lewd? They're simply investigating a mammalian phenomenon.

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This post is a lie, because there is no wubwub when people post lewd Friends.

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Which friend has the best Seiyuu?

Sugoi Cat

WATASHI NA

Serval, do not eat bird friends.

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Rino doujin when.

Why are pandas such scared animals?