>oldest language on planet earth
>caucasian white
>illyrians
>orthodox christs
>nationalistic
>conservative
>fearless
>proud
yeah we do have some muslims thanks to turks invading us for 500 years but about 30% have pure blood still including me. feelsgoodmane
>about 30% have pure blood still including me.
You are the mutts of Europe.
that must be the country im born in which let 1.6m arabs in.
Nice bait iki
You are a scumbag with a miserable life
Albania (also known as "Shqipëria", Mexico of Europe or "Ass-Pirates Of The Adriatic") is a socialist republic in the Balkans. Albanians, also called Assbians, Analbanians or Vaginalbanians (in Albanian: Shiptards - referring to the "shit eating retards" custom of the Illyrians, a people the Albanians exterminated long ago) are multitalented people, adept at a multitude of professions: prostitution/sex slavery, drug trafficking, general crime and more prostitution. They often claim descent (since, at least, Enver Hoxha's communist dictatorship) from the Atlanteans and occasionally Illyrians, a gang of Adriatic butt-pirates who lived with the Celts, ancestors of modern alcoholics, until the latter told them to GTFO to the western Balkans (both later got pwnt by the Romans). They are also adept at war through relentless immigration. Albanians are often claimed as the only "people" north of Antarctica not filled with a burning hate for Americans. In fact, they love Murricans so much as to borrow their watches as souvenirs.
Like their shithead cousins in Kosovo and Montenegro, Albania has been invaded by everyone at one time or another. Various Greek tribes, then the Romans, then Bulgarian Slavs, then the Serbs came in and destroyed almost everything the others left in 1355. Inevitably the Ottomans showed up and for the next 500 years they tried to assraep all the Xtians. Did a great job too, by 1912 it was an all-Islam state.
While the Turks were trying to conquer the Byzantine Empire and the rest of that shithole called the Balkans, they passed thru the "Caucasus" mountains (which weren't the actual Caucasus but then who can accuse the Turks of intelligence?), and they noticed a gang of hillbillies who enjoyed incest and were sexually attracted to goats: today's Albanians. The sore-dicked Turks needed some women to rape and someone to carry their shit, so they decided that these hicks could be helpful. They enslaved them and brought them to the Balkans where they became land thieves; and they are still doing it today.
1912 was when the ignorant peasants declared "independence"....and promptly started to fight over power. So when the Axis showed up in WWII, the locals did the full goatse for their invaders. Any old monuments not destroyed by the Turks were bombed to pieces halleluja. During the war the Albanians were best buds with the Italians and Germans. Without a doubt, this is a strange occurrence, as the Albanian combination of greed, savagery, and hideousness should have made them ol' Addie's primary target. The invaders did nothing for them.
After the war Commies took over, and installed a really weird atheist dictator with three penises called Enver Hoxha. He was a paranoid Stalin-style asshole who supposedly slaughtered more than 10% of the country's population in "political purges". That mess finally fell apart in 1991 and the country went back to its normal state--constant low level civil war. Plus general crime, whoring and idiocy.
>miserable life
nah im fine m8. i drive german cars and fuck german girls.
what about u
>Albania has been invaded by everyone at one time or another
Kek. During the Bizantine emprie albanians were the only ally of it and not a servant of this empire.
Go lie in plebbit faggot
I can smell from here you are iki and trying to throw shit agains albanians.
What a pathetic life you live.
Why can the balkans never work together?
stay mad cuz.
>throw shit at albanians
>¿¿¿
o single digit iq rrotkar mu zhduk
Only christian Albanians can stay and preferably orthodox and not pope's cocksuckers
>30%
Ca lloj debili je ti? Pse provokon shqipet o gabel
nigger you live in the fucking balkans and have retarded balkan mentality. you ain't shit and will never be anything more than a borderline 3rd world country just like the rest of us
I bet he doesn't even have a town rapist.
provokoj ato qe jan allahuakbar the luten ne mosques financed by saudi arabia in the middle of tirana
can it get more sad than this?
i would love to live in the balkans. currently in this cold hell you call germanistan
will leave as soon as i make enough moolah
catholic scam church instiution can suck me
Albanian was once catholic before., not orthodox.
zergs
Better to have Balkan mentality than weak féminine western mentality
Sorry, but please exclude me from balkans.
thanks.
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balkan mentality never accomplished anything and never will, that's why we are where we are
kroats are one of the most unfriendly depressed life hating kents i have ever meet.
clean beaches though
albanians are subhumans
2 minutes in paint would change that joke on your behalf
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it's not me who's denying his balkanic culture, my german bootlicking friend
(You)
now go make me a burek, tonibler
>oldest language on earth
Only recorded 500 years ago. Earliest evidence are the latin loanwords from 2000 years ago. Hardly the oldest
>illyrians
Mixed with slavs, greeks and turks
>orthodox
You mean mostly muslim
So butthurt...
Why the hate, Ratko?
Act civil, drop down that knife.
Chill, not everyone is out to get you
>b-based ch-christianity is keeping our west far away from degeneracy and sin
You are so retard that you confuse islam with arabniggers
roll
I don’t get it...how can siptars have any sense of pride? Of what? When I think of siptars (which is just about never) I think of ice cream and vegetables/fruits sellers. Public statistic says 89% of all siptars here are selling vegetables and fruit.
>Why the hate, Ratko?
it's not hate, just stating the facts
you're a part of our family, you shall embrace it
>proofs?
>some are white, some are darker, just like everyone from the Mediterranean
>so are (genetically) Serbs and Croats
>no you are majorly muslim
>can't argue with that
>idk about that
>every balkan nationality would claim the same thing
>what i said before
In other words, you are no different than the other Balkan nationalities, except that Albanians seem to be the most religious of the Balkan muslims
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Woops wrong image.
I guess the niggness of both these shitholes is now exposed. My bad guys.
>flag
you have to go back
such a pitty they had been rapebabies from turkish ppl for so long
>be Serb
>In Serbia
>get told to go back
Are you a shqip?
Albanians aren't ethnically shit but there needs to be some SERIOUS kebab removal and another inquisition before Albania is white again.
>how can siptars have any sense of pride
Speaking our oun language for exsample. Can you say the same for you?
no just thought you're a tonibler from serbia with that pic above
No siree. Or maybe I'm just Ugljanin hehe.
Did you see this? ENJOY IT.
>youtube.com
If you eat ice cream, make sure you throw away the tip of the cone.
Shiptars clean their ears with it
Well...yeah. Of course I can. What are you on about?
Now stop shitposting and go back to selling bananas
this is why i don't buy anything from disgusting shiptar animals
luckily we have based goranci here who replace them
>Albanian goat Europeans
Kek, that's right, look at this noble Albanian family with their wife, husband and kid.
>oldest language on planet earth
>illyrians
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
You speak serbian and write in latin mate
Uhm...no I don’t.
Wait, just how fucking retarded are you? On an IQ scale of acorn to a chimpanzee, have you fully evolved to your max potential yet (chimpanzee)?
Wife is in the middle?
more ablo qt
>uk
look whos talking lmao.
I fucking wish they were actually like that. Meaning honest farmers making a living.
In reality that goat was probably stolen from a Kosovo Serb at gunpoint and under the protection of the police.
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Here's a pic of their wedding day.
>WE WUZ ILLYRIANS
>Orthodox "Christs"
6.75% orthodox christians
56.7 muslim "some muslims"
Literally Isis tier barbarians destroyed many Serbian Orthodox churches in kosovo,you goatfuckers aren't deceiving anyone
Friendly advice, Pierre..
Never fuck a shiptar female. No matter how good she looks.
First of all, why would you put shame upon your family name?
Second of all, my cousin fucked this really hot shiptar girl.
Her father found out, came to his house and ordered him to marry her or else.
He did. Now my cousins whole nuclear family is the laughing stock of the rest of us.
>uk genetics
even burgers and poverty burgers (canadians) make fun of you lmao. absolute scum
>Second of all, my cousin fucked this really hot shiptar girl.
pics or it didn't happen
Incredible how they all look the same.
Also, why are shiptar women so popular in the UK?
mr. Cheddar please
Why should i be retard. A country normally has it's oun language and traditions. This make the people proud of it
Got it. Acorn it is, then.
Believe me, I would, but I have locals that know them who lurk on Sup Forums.
>some muslims
pristina, tirana, kosovo, etc all muslim strongholds. slobodan did nothing wrong
i think they would already know just by your story above, so why not go till the end kek
Why do slavs find tonibler so funny?
>falling for such obvious larp
nice iq
i'm Albanian and I agree with this general sentiment.
>he did
Really beta
roll
kek
>muh churches
Why you build them in strategic spaces? It's just a coincidence or it's political?
that's why i've said shiptar
Albanians are BASED.
all they literally do is sell coke around here and I don't even do coke anymore, bastards
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>piercing
disgusting
Your parents are larping when they act german, Gjani.
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The oldest language on Earth is Greek.Albanians were made a nation after the Slavic invasion in the Balkans.Plus,most Orthodox Christians in Albania are minorities;Greeks and Aromanians mainly but there are also Bulgarians,Serbs and Macedonians (if you even consider them a nation which they aren't.Most Orthodox Albanians left to America and other countries in the West.Only pure Albanian Christians are the Catholics.Plus the Muslims in the middle of the country are mostly Turks.
Nice ass, tho
>The oldest language on Earth is Greek.
I keep forgetting you can't afford to have schools in Fagbania.
Look up Sanskrit and proto-sanskrit you gypsy.
>Lives in Germany
I meant oldest language in Europe that is still spoken
I don't care how pure you think you are or how indigenous or ancient you think your language is, your country is a run-down shithole and you people are associated with nothing but crime and violence. My Dad's a doctor and a very tolerant dude who vehemtly hates far-right politics, but there are two european peoples he is happy to reserve prejudices for and that is gypsies and albanians. No other people would have the gall to come to germany as "refugees" and "migrants" show up unwashed and unbathed at hospital either barefoot or wearing flip-flops and then start stealing TVs among other things while one of them is having a check-up.
I guess you need have such an overinflated ego and sense of self-worth because if you had any shame you'd just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
yeah but not for marrying though, too bad her father isn't aware his daughter looks like a slut and shame for your cuck cousin who was forced to marry her. he could end up with raising someone else's child if he's not lucky enough
forgot this kek
Well, looks like your cousin is the lucky one after all (provided that he's the only one fucling her)
My favorite Albanglish song:
poor child
they mixed with the arabs, heavily.