56% is not real

Pic related is myself.
If you can guess my heritage, congratulations. I'd like to see you try.
Let's together make America and Sup Forums, which is also American, great again. Let's stop 56%.

Albanian?

>56% doesn't exist
>pic related is me

>t.

Swedish

Muttmerican

I get Swedish a lot. It's Finnish and some others.

Clearly the mixture of slav and something brown, like mexican or turk

If that's you, you still look mutt as fuck

100% European
>alpha as fuck

>finnish
So part slavic?

3% Finnish.

I eat hamburgers a lot, fyi.

That's clearly negrod. I was blonde and have blue eyes.

I'm guessing homosexual

No.

1/12 bokoku beast 1/18 Nahadrian Spelleorm
3/4 Waterbush Irish-Moonflower

What is white?

Irish is part of it, Irish last name, Catholic too.
>German
>Lithuanian
>Scottish
>Finnish

YOU ARe a sacred bush-baby and we need to roast you to peel out your beetroot seeds and have our dance!

Shows face on Sup Forums. The 56% brain is real

Really looks like a slav

What is a bush-baby?
Jealous?
I'm not slavish. It's probably the Lithuanian.

i'm american and I don't look 56%

You are the sweet elf thing with sugar in your sinew.

Enough keeping us in suspense, what is it.

my bulbs my little baby worm! I love you as I love the dirt that embraces me! I will dance in your skin and together we will sing and laugh and the sky will come down to meet us!

What the fuck would I be jealous of?

You look like a Mick and Slav mix.

here I don't believe in elves, I worship Jesus.
Alright.

German, Polish, Latvian

Good one, but it's German and Lithuanian instead. Like a solid 50% Lithuanian.

You've definitely got some polish in you tho. I can see it in the way your eyes crease over the top, it's a steppe trait.

Explain.

Your heritage is FASD my dude.

>nickname is Bruiser

what's FASD?

Native american

Scotch-Irish

Yeah, Irish last name.
Great-grandpa was from Scottish.

>Scotland not Scottish

>Also I'm 24

The 56% claim is wrong on two levels. First because it's not 56%, but closers to 65%, or even 70% if you only include citizens, not illegals.

Then, of the 70%, that is 100% White/European. Most of White Americans arrived after the Civil war, and never intermingled with niggers/spics/jews. Le 56% is white. Not the other way around.

Pic is their model for le 56%. One of their own.

So, when they accuse you of being 56%, whoever they are, and whatever their motive is... Remember it's flat-out a false accusation. The 70% is White, and not intermingled.

In writing this, it occurred to me the Jews have a motivation to promote this lie. First because they are mongrels themselves. Their nappy hair is negro-like, their large noses are from the Middle east, and the yellowish skin is asiatic. They are projecting their own inferior sense of self onto you.

Also, there is so much antisemitism on this forum, they want to keep you busy denying let 56%, rather than exposing them.

...

The pic related.

He is le 56% mongrel.

my moms mexican and daddy’s white

you look like a 70% Euro 10% negro 20% Amerindian.

I'd go ahead and reckon that most of the intermingled are younger generations compared to older.
100% European.
Nothing else.

b8

yeah, he thinks hes being subtle posting little tidbits of more bait within his bait thread
but calling himself 24 was a step too far

> being this assblasted over a shitty meme that you post irl pics of your shitty face to prove some muslims wrong

for real are all americans this earnest irl

Stop and think faggots.
The gray segment at the top of OP's pic is an artifact of one of those faceApps.
God you people are embarrassing sometimes.

>not McCormick Sage
you cheap faggot

I'm really 24. I eat a lot of meat, smoke cigarettes, drank heavily for about a year then I quit.
>Once I met some Russians who were born in the Soviet Union while they visited in the USA, I was 13 at the time but had them easily convinced I was 21. Some thought I was much older. At that time I was only 5'10" and 130 lbs.
>They kept asking me what I ate and if something was in the water.

My dad has fed me nice ribeye steaks since before my teenage years. I've eaten thousands of them. Also hamburgers are delicious. He's bought cows before and paid to have them butchered, and we had hundreds of lbs of fresh cow meat in our freezer and in the deep freeze over winter.

Aw c'mon Canada, you can't sage everything because of envy. Loosen up a bit.

polish or something else with wodka

>I'm really 24. I eat a lot of meat, smoke cigarettes, drank heavily for about a year then I quit.

Yeah, eat some protein. Lots of protein. Pure beef. And when you break from steaks, hamburgers, etc, eat some beef jerky.

Nigger your not WHITE sorry.
White Americans look like pic related...

you are so full of shit kek

you can't stop la creatura

Right now I'm talking to this qt ginger with bright blue eyes, she keeps posting photos of her and her negress friends though. We've already fucked dozens of times.

You need a haircut.
100% real.