But what was the DEEPER meaning?

But what was the DEEPER meaning?

Nipples

CHILDBEARING HIPS

Alright so I've only watched NGE and the movies.

Like the original.

What exactly is all the new stuff? Is it just retellings?

Asuka and Shinji aren't so different after all

Rebuild 1 is basically an HD remake of the first couple episodes of the show, but shit goes off the rails in 2 and 3. They aren't very good, though.

Beer is the barrier to womanhood

Some time loop thing. It's stupid. You're better off not watching them.

It's like poetry.

"You're a faggot for obsessing over cartoon girls."

Asuka is Stacked

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>Rebuild
Don't you mean 'what's the DERPIER meaning?

save some hours in your life and dont watch them

Asuka is a board

HE WAS IN THE POOL

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But can she DEFEAT the cock ?

She can't even defeat her own cock

Only Shinji's

Shinji canonically has no cock

It's not even worth watching them for the visuals anyway. The first two look shit, and while the third looks pretty nice, it still doesn't stand up to the original series.

Asukas 15 dude

he's more than likely a 8-inches grower

Is that what all you small-dicked manlets tell yourselves at night?

now we know that's what you think to yourself

Aren't they like 13-14 for the duration of the show?

>tfw grower
IT'S NOT FAIR

well.. maybe Yui was so developed or Gendo just played in the genetic lab, so he can gab on to something - kek

>tfw grower and not bad flaccid
totally fair