God and Europeans BTFO.
That species of Crayfish mutated around 30 years ago and since then it doesn't need males to reproduce. Females started to produce clones of themselves in astonishing rate.
Why aren't NEETs cloning themselves?
Also, we are doomed...DOoooooomed!
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How on Earth is this contrary to the God of the Bible
men btfo
You sure he designed them crayfish to switch their entire reproduction cycle 25 years ago, ditch males and create an army of clones?
>crayfish
>fish
The fuck is wrong with english language? Why not cancer?
Reread my question slowly
>develops a deadly genetic mutation that exterminates the species
They are called crawfish
Fuck you its crayfish
They are called crawdads. Where the fuck are you fags from?
um actually it's a crawmom
Actually, its crawdiddilydoodadwtfbbqbraaaap.
Crayfish sex bots when?
Its crawfish. Stop bieng a try hard coonass. You damm well people only say crawdads ironically.
Crawdavids
Halp we wuz accidentally
Fuck all you yankee faggots, these are called mudbugs.
why is this a problem?
Doesn't this just mean world food shortages have been solved?
Creek niggersnippers
Fuck you scallywag my familys been in New Orleans for over 200 years
They are called "yummy!" here
>That species of Crayfish mutated around 30 years ago and since then it doesn't need males to reproduce
Then why are they called crawdaddies?
grew up my entire life calling them crawdads, school got me used to them being "crayfish"
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>i paid 13 euros/kg for shrimps literally 3 hours ago
Based crawfish
Yankees and foreigners cant appreciate the wonders of a crawfish boil.
Look at Gordan Ramseys "boil" vs mine pic relates
Like after Chernobyl happened. Really jogs the old cashew.
>entire species proceeds to die from single pathogen
Of course a slav wouldn't understand English
This, tbqh. They'll either end up with a replication error or an illness will sweep through and wipe them all out.
I did my bachelor thesis on these little fuckers.
Biology, in Germany.
Buggers are called Procambarus fallax f. virginalis, Murricans may know the sexually reproducing variant without the 'f. virginalis' as Georgia crawfish.
They carry crayfish plague which BTFOs all Eurpoean native crayfish.
They breed extremely fast, take over habitats and are too small for farming.
The big thing about the asexual reproduction cycle is that to spread, you don't need a pregnant female or a pair, any specimen will do. They spread and breed and can't be exterminated.
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Eat them you dummy. They are delicious. They aren't useless invassive specie like zebra mussels.
god fucking damn it I want to punch that god damn bamboo nigger in the face so god damn much
So what you're saying is that The Claw has no need for hierarchies?
i'm putting some SAGE on this crawfish slide thread
too small for farming as in cannot be consumed by humans?
no effective way to trap them?
Why would the Lord have had to interfere instead of programming it in from the start? Do you not think a most perfect being would intelligently design a system that adapts to changing conditions? Evolution is more proof of intelligent design than it is an argument against it.
>the Claw
The fuck's a crawdad? It's crayfish you mongoloid
>They spread and breed and can't be exterminated.
>and can't be exterminated.
Maybe Germany should've imported some otters instead of Africans.
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It's Crawbobs you mongy cunts.
I thought god created all the animals as they were and that is how they would always be. So how is it this species evolved to clone themselves when evolution is wrong, did god patch earth?
Crawjews
There is nothing intelligent in evolution.
Why not crayfysh?
Why not crawparents?
Why not shelldykes.
God patched himself out of existence.
i don't. This thing really bothers me, you guys put 2 random words together to name animals and call it a day. For example, bluebird, ladybug, crayfish etc.
Crayfish are great low-maintenance pets, despite being the psychopathic axe-murderers of the aquarium world. They'll eat pretty much anything alive or dead and breed like africans when you let them.
Pic related is nice and docile though, never gets bigger than 2".
>putting shit on bluebird
>a very apt name for that bird
I will give you ladybug and crayfish though
QUESTION
Are they much different to cook than shrimp?
I have only tried crawfish on a lake, and we dont have many of these lying around here
>adapting to changing environment to enhance chances of survival
>not intelligent
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Even worse, ladybugs are sometimes called "Ladybird" beetles.
Mealworms are better and require next to no water.
By who?
This kills the obvious feminst propaganda story
Nope. Do you consider chemisty and physics 'intelligent'? Shit just happens.
I've discovered that could destroy my ecossystem buying triops by mail
introduce this species
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it should level it out
>Europe imports Cajuns back
>Crayfish overpopulation solved
I'll take my Nobel Prize money in Dogecoin plz
they're yabbies ya cunt
Introduce more white people?
Yea they are alot different to prepare from shrimp.
Cooking them
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Eating them
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Ignorant faggot. It sure as hell ain't "crayfish".
>too small for farming
Watch me
We call these "shrimplet", probably some species of krill rather than shrimp but cant be arsed to research
They are no longer than your pinky, you fry them for 30 seconds tops on high heat and you eat them whole, head, shell and everything (its too soft/small to be a bother)
They are THE most delicious shrimp, tiger prawns? fuck it, I will pick these instead anyday
>Pic related is nice and docile though, never gets bigger than 2"
like ur fuckin dick bro
>mealworms
Never been a fan of terrestrial inverts as pets. Seems most of them spend 90% of their time under a piece of wood, or buried in their substrate.
So they're exactly like snails. WOOOW SO AMAZING SCIENCE
That guy seems nice enough, kind of reminds me of forrest gump
I second crawdads. Crayfish is retarded
I really hope these things are or become illegal to bring over. We don't need another snakehead situation going on.
Wrong
>import negro athropod
>takes over and kills native arthropods
>import negros
>takes over and kills native humans
Pottery
he's a good family dude.
but if they start cooking crayfish over there
and making more recipes with them it
will balance out
it's good food too.
>Why aren't NEETs cloning themselves?
We are, senpai.
Crawdads are delicious
Great, let’s feed the 3rd world with them and stop sending aid with taxpayer dollars. Thx
Are those tasty crabs? You could fee a family with just one of them.
Crawshowbobsnvagene?
Gordon Ramsey sucks at crawfish and its really sad.
>5 minute boil
wew thats fast
do you fry them tho?
>cleaning
>squeeze the head juice in mouth first
you riverfolk are alright sometimes
Ooooooh clonin' crawdad dem be lip smacking good
Sounds like you could sell them to china and make a fortune.
>They spread and breed and can't be exterminated.
except if you kill them all.
the problem with asexual cloning as reproduction is that they're all exactly the same. Eventually a disease will strike to which none of them have any resistance. We're actually losing the best-tasting variant of bananas this way.
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You can fry them after you boil them. Fried crawdish tails are pretty good but i prefer just boiled. That is pretty fast boil though. We usually leave them alot long then that. Then we let them soak for about 20-30mins. Also were swamp/bayou folk not river people. We dont trust river people around here :^)
If you kill them they win.
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>except if you kill them all.
West cuckropeans can only kill their birthrate and future, along with aborting their own kids.
Why aren't we telling women that story?
Don't give the German this kind of ideas.
>Why aren't NEETs cloning themselves?
Keked loud at that
>Asexual animals reproducing my themselves never existed before this
Nigger you stupid. A whole fuckton of Frog and Toad races have been doing it for many years.
They are putting boiling hot crayfish in a plastic cooler? That can't be healthy - plastic's gonna leach.
Same with boiling potatoes in the plastic mesh.
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