SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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>still get up later
>still go to work
>still ring up sugary garbage for old people
>still go home, browse Sup Forums, spank it, play vidya, spank it again, and go to bed

Same thing I did last year, and every year during pink wojack season. What's different this time?

SLIDE THREAD NOT POLITICAL FUCK OFF SHAREBLUE JEWNIGGER.

/pol is being raided and OPs post is a Jewnigger raid post.

it's even shittier then before

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>Still higher than any point under Obama

kek, imagine being such a shit president that the DOW could make a historic drop of 1,000 points and still be higher than the DOW under you.

>someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>To buy the dips

They're not wrong.

GOD FUCKING DAM IT

>The economy isn’t political

Sorry, are we interrupting your discussions about whether or not X is white and whether or not trannies are gay?

Drumpf obliterated

Nothing burger.

What don't you understand in correction.

TRUMPPP

You know markets... always staying exactly the same...

I'd laugh at American failures if I didn't know they'll take the world down with them

people on fucking msnbc and other news outlets are saying to stay in the market
it's a long term game

something is obviously wrong and it's going down big time, the FED is raising interest rates too so it's going to make the drop even bigger

>What don't you understand in correction.

sounds like /biz/ when bitcoin went to 18k, then 17, 16, 15, 12, 10, 7

STRONG SUPPORT FOR THE DOW AT $3 MOON INCOMING STRAP IN BOISZE

>The rise and subsequent fall
It's going to drop to the very bottom within the next month, mark my words

You know, markets uh...markets find a way....

>Trump "officially" takes responsibility for the economy at the SOTU
>within days the stock market starts tanking

What a (((coincidence)))

This is it. Mark this moment. The moment Trump is finally finished. It was a good run. Pack up the awoos and let's go home (to sleep, naturally. I am not an agent).

this. it's all planned theatre. they probably just blame trump and kill him

Yup, really wish I voted for Hillary now

i think the strange part is that it's not even breaking news anymore.

it was on top of the foxnews.com page the first day. now it's nowhere.

>it's a healthy correction

I know right, I check it 5-10 times a day and I'm not even in the traditional stock market but the consequences of a crash would fuck up everything

I've been waiting for this ever since no changes were made in 2008. We should have sent people to jail and written up stronger regulations. Instead banks are still handing out loans with only a 10% capital requirement and student loans are being given to people who have no prospect of paying it off. Its only a matter of time. If this isnt it its gunna happen within the next 2 years

SOMETIMES I CANNOT TAKE THIS PLACE

>feb 4: Trump is the single reason stock rose.
>feb 5: stocks down because of economic factors, but we still have strong economy.
>feb 9: stocks down because of economic factors but it's obamas fault cus it's his economy.

>you're talking a lot
>but you're not saying anything
>when I have nothing to say
>my lips are sealed
>say something once
>why say it again?

>TQQQ

FUCK THESE LEVERAGED INDEXES

>SVXY longs wiped out 90%
i wonder how the "just sell volatility lol" people feel now

i came to Sup Forums thinking y'all would be all over the lack of attention or at least mentioning the severity and potential drama that'll ensue, but instead it's just a bunch of "it's a correction, no big deal, go team trump!"

i swear if he took a dump on Sup Forums's dinner plate the lot of you would talk a bout the flavor notes you taste.

oh well.

Please keep crashing. I'm not eligible to start my 401k at work yet. Crater that bitch.

This

It's up 4000 points since Trump's election even with the dip

people should stay in the game. yea itll drop even bigger, but then it'll go back up. If anything you should buy more now.

>people should stay in the game. yea itll drop even bigger, but then it'll go back up. If anything you should buy more now.

I wouldn't buy into this, the (((FED))) can change 1 number and you lose everything

but I'm a prepper fag with gold and bitcoins

>>people should stay in the game. yea itll drop even bigger, but then it'll go back up. If anything you should buy more now.

This doesn't affect average people

link to stock numbers please

t. pleb

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

babby's first market correction

just fucking google djia nigger

if we're going to give credit to a president then what do you think about...

2 months into obama's first term he saved the dow from bush and increased it for the remainder of his presidency?

>says increasingly nervous man for the third time

>djia
thanks buddy
marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia

>whales are accumulating

>when the Trump economy kicks in

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This isn’t Eceleb garbage you retard.

Then it's only fair to say that Obama illegally spied on Trump and should go to jail for it. If we're giving credit where credit is due

>all these billionaires dropping their bags on us

MUH 401K

The Dow will hit close to 19600 by the first week of March. Make cash shorting. Then buy the dip/plummet. It is a bear trap. It will then slingshot back close to the 25,000 range. At that point sell as the volatility continues and the decline to the 19000 range begins again more gradually, interspersed with some dramatic reversals.

>Regulations loosen
>Taxes lowered
>Repatriation
>Landscape ripe for development and infrastructure deals.

People are liquidating to put into the actual economy instead of WS piggy bank.

>dj nigger

Hurray up and do hyperinflation
We can't wait to openly hunt down and slay you disgusting reds

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Down 2.2% so far this year. It’s fucking over I can’t handle it. 33% gains last year have spoiled me.

>dj nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=7pvaIc2HyhE

Nice file name shill.

DOW JONES WAS A NIGGER FYI

agreed. but for some reason i just keep hearing about it. nobody ever does anything about it. makes your noggin think.

like if someone murders someone, and the police find out who did it, they find that person and arrest them. then they like take em through the court system and they wind up in prison for a long time. the police SUPER don't like murder.

but for some reason, and it's been a while, i just keep hearing about how all these people should be in jail. but they're not even arrested.

what's up with that?

>what's up with that?
all that spying is unconstitutional but is technically legal for now. its a non issue for dems or reps. taking this on means taking on the whole spying system

XIV absolutely blew out my Robinhood account. Luckily I don’t actually have any money in it.

>t. russianbot

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>legal for now

oh come on, you've got to be shitting me?

my gf loves fox news, loves trump, hate obama, all that good Sup Forums stuff. i don't own a tv or read the news, but everytime i'm over there and she's watching fox news it's all "ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES" ... there were text messages and all these goodies the past couple days. some kind of memo, too.

and you're telling me it's just morally wrong because it's against trump? it's not even illegal?

BLOWING MY MIND

>didn't buy the dip

>it's not even illegal?
what do you think the snowden revelations were about? what law was broken?

Kek

Yikes. Poor trumpfags.

>x-axis starts at 20k

>You know markets... always staying exactly the same...

dont worry about the market... trump will save us.

THE TRUMP WAS GONNA ROLL ME

he just need to get rid of the protestant he recently hired and get another jew to run things

Oh noez the jew casino is crashing!!
you've been invested right goyim??
buy more! I need someone to sell to.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Buy on monday/tuesday, watch yourself gain millions.

Traps are red pilled and not gay. If they can pass as female and the penises don't touch it's not gay.

Images like these make me want to warm up the gas chambers already

>snowden revelations

what's that? hadn't heard about that one, yet.

That would be the y-axis and what's your point

Don't stop believing..

This

truly an endless summer

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t Updated: Feb 9, 2018 at 2:02 p.m. EST
23,703.24

oh my god, those are my stocks.. Please lord let me enjoy a nice pair of tiddies like those...

t Updated: Feb 9, 2018 at 2:02 p.m. EST
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suck it traitors

Dow is up now

23,781.80
-78.66

trump did again

ITS A CORRECTION ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A CUM GUZZLING LEAF SHILL HIDING BEHIND A MEME FLAG THAT DESERVES A PERMANEANT BAN

>what law was broken?

The constitutional amendment stating that people have right to be secure in their documents and property or some shit

They're literally breaking into private property to mass-scale eavesdrop

If they weren't working for a government agency they'd be in fucking prison for what they did

Yeah fucking right homo

nothing has changed since 2008 for me, life is shit and everyone else is wealthier.

Must be back to the Obama economy briefly.

>Green again

Happening over. It was fun shitposting while we could. Pack your bags, goyim.