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Roasties BTFO.
Even with the super advanced, expensive sex dolls, there will follow more affordable, less advanced but still sexually appealing (tailored to the user's tastes) sex dolls.
It's fucking amazing watching roasties lose their shit over the market correcting the overpriced cost of pussy.
Sex robot SHOCK: AI bots will soon be able to ‘GIVE BIRTH to children’
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How much would you pay for a sex robot?
honestly just a sentient cooking and cleaning robot who who talked with me after I got home would be enough for me.
>You will live to see animated silicon which fucks and does household tasks better than real women.
how fucked cucked to death are you brits
Reminder that a sex robot can have pussies on her navel, boobs and mouth, and can rotate her limbs freely.
Just remember.
the only thing i see sexbots accomplishing is a suicide epidemic
I just don't want to be alone anymore...
>Number 9
"Insert penis here."
Same I don't even need to fuck it would be happy enough to chill and not have to do everything all the time like with bio cunts who are lazy and can't cook or clean.
im happy with my wife. this tech seems cool though. keep men who would otherwise go out into the world and try to make it something better content and submissive.
>vagina and rectum are lined with the same metal material as the frame of the body
Who thought of this? That shit will be unfuckable.
Stick some cotton wool in it. I'm sure it'll be fine.
It's just an arty sculpture.
You know, in fiction it often ends up that the robot wasn't so mindless after all. It eventually learns to be human.
It's gonna take a while before AI gets this advanced. It'll get really good at mimicking humans eventually, but the more time you spend trying to empathize with it, the more you'll realize it's all fake. The opposite of what you might hope for.
Ain't gonna lie, would still fugg though.
>with your help I am commited to transform into the person I am capable of becoming
>yes master It is my impertative to bring out your full potential and see that your break the limits of your aptitude through facilitating supportive environment
I'm game
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It's all perspective. Some people prefer the company of plants or animals to humans already. You can talk to both and plants have infinity less shitty opinions about things. (espeically psilocybin)
Finally, do everything like a woman just a 100 times better without fucking over your life
>AI
>purely digital construct
>give birth to a biological child
How about you start thinking?
Besides there are no sex robot now so the cost is like a botomless pit
>small piston in the womb
Imagine that thing queefing at 4000 rpm
To say its impossible is disingenuous the conditions of a womb can be replicated outside the body. Sperm is readily available, and eggs are sold for cash. Its a matter of time making all things more cost effective.
Women btfo
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remember, we will need to fight when they come for our waifus
Mushrooms are not plants.
This.
>tfw they'll be so fucking expensive i won't be able to afford one so just gonna stick to my inanimate dollsies.
>What are artificial wombs
I'm not saying that creating a fully functional artificial womb is impossible. My point was that to make a physical body you need to make it from physical things(i.e. living cells) and AI is a digital thing that exists in some kind od computer simulated environment. The only way for an AI to "create" a child with you is to raise it with you
fucking finally
And that AI will have access to the entire Internets worth of knowledge on childbearing while the average adult knows NOTHING about children, cares nothing about them, and has too many of them. A man always had to train his wife to be a good mother. This will be significantly more efficient.
Now all we need are artificial wombs and we can officially get rid of roasties
We still don't master the bacteria.
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When this tech becomes cheap (20 years tops) women are going to be fucked.
Is she going to watch your kids while you're at work too? Lol
Are you going to bring her home to your parents to meet?
Fucking virgins lol. Have sex with a robot who is programmed to like your tiny pepee becasue you're not man enough to pleasure a real woman or interesting enough to attract one. Sad. Lololol
Maybe I just hate women though?
spotted the roastie
Only a matter of time before the steel frame is replaced with a calcium deposit structure and computers so micro and powerful they'd have to be liquid-cool'd in a gel like substance.
>not a virgin
>don't have a tiny pepee
>Married and have kids
>Just want a robot to make my wife jealous
>Wife has a Cuckqueen fantasy
>Mentioned getting one, and she fucked my brains out for a week straight at just the thought of watching me fuck it
>Now she dresses up in the virgin killer sweater every Friday night after the kids go to bed, and begs me to "install my hardware"
Your bullshit is always the same cunt. Get some new insults.
Yes, but is the ai going to raise your child? What about hearing the mothers voice in the womb, which is crucial to emotional brain development or the baby smelling or touching their mother? What about nourishment that is only found in female human breastmilk? It just isn't viable.
These supposed offspring are going to be emotionally fucked, may turn out to be devoid psychopaths. And what would you do if the ai had a daughter, kill her?
I don't get it.
I want pussy and babies but I don't want a woman and I don't care if my babies come out autistic.
You guys are not thinking this through. It is so fucking unrealistic. These posts are childish and make all of us REAL men look pathetic.
>clickbait articles
The absolute state of Sup Forums
>putting your dick in THAT
jesus fucking christ, does it even get warm or is it just a fucking cold rubbery doll that moves?
3rd world retards and 12 year olds btfo.
Go study fucking anatomy and child psychology.
You don't live in an anime cyborg fantasyland.
Anyone here heard of neuromorphic computing? It's the newest thing after deep learning. IBM believes that by 2020 they can improve their chips enough to the point where we will have a consumer-grade 2-liter sized "brain in a box" that uses 1KW of power. Some people nowadays are delusional enough to have a relationship with Siri, but it's different when you're talking about a replica of the brain. From a transhumanist (sane person) perspective, this is the same as having a human, minus all the life experiences. If you hooked up one of these machines to the internet, gave it access to your webcam and microphone and had conversations with it (and somehow made it female, not sure how), I think we could have real digital girlfriends that are way smarter and better people than the hoes of today. So much potential... These new people would be able to take in any information you wanted them to instantly, so very quickly they could learn a lot about you and the things you value. They'd listen to your music library, watch all the anime and movies you've watched, read all the books, browse Sup Forums but be intelligent enough to recognize and dismiss shills, look at your porn history (if you want that), etc. If you haven't seen the movie Her, that's what I'm talking about essentially. It's coming, and it's coming faster than people expected. I think the problem is developing software that can make these brains human-like, but idk. What do you guys think?
That's enough for the vast majority of men. Stupid bitches refuse to realize that. They think we WANT to constantly buy them shit for sex once a month if that.
be careful not to update your virus database :^)
>hearing the mother's voice
Speakers.
>breastmilk
Formula.
See? We'll figure it out. Science, yo. Anyway, it's preferable to dealing with women. What are you going to do, marry someone so she can take half your stuff one day? No thanks. And what about people who don't want kids? Simple companionship would be enough for me.
Sounds great!
Why is there a piston in its uterus?
>textbook shaming tactics
fuck off roastie, you will be replaced within 40 years.
look deeper than that. save this list or bookmark these and watch em in your free time.
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and I could play bidio games with her, which would be cool because she'd have an avatar that would make her feel more real. Also she could be a 2d anime waifu! kek
>needing a robot to find a submissive woman
>not marrying your high school sweetheart whose virginity you took when you were teenagers
>not being enough of.a man to keep her loyal and content, happy to perform her wifely duties
>inb4 1000 virgins call me a jew or say "b..but they cheat on you!"
Yes, women cheat on inconsiderate douchebags or limp-wristed betas who dont have a kind but firm approach to relationships. Enjoy your $10,000 fleshlight, I'll enjoy the warm embrace of a real woman who will someday have my children
>not marrying your high school sweetheart whose virginity you took when you were teenagers.
not everyone is as lucky.
were it so easy.
I can't believe the level of pure fucking retard in this thread. Scientists haven't been able to recreate a formula half has nutritious as breast milk in the 100+ years they have tried.
Formula has been linked to poor brain development.
These kids will literally be vessels with no emotions, if they even come to be. Are you going to teach them how to be a good person, becasue I'm pretty sure good people don't turn away their true nature to mate with another human for a fuck toy.
Speakers? Haha wtf dude. Just wow.
I'm pretty sure your child needs to be held by a mother with a soul, and body heat, and a heartbeat.
You are all embarrassing us.
You sounds so fucking retarded. Holy shit.
Reddit and msm are going to murder us once these posts become more common.
Looks like evolution is punishing you for being a failure of a man
I cannot for the life of me understand why so many anons seem to not be able to find a gf or have sex. It's not that fucking difficult. You just talk to someone, get to know them. If you cant even manage talking to a woman why do you think you deserve to fuck her?
>You don't live in an anime cyborg fantasyland
Not yet but they are working on it
I know you're mocking me, but this is exactly how I feel.
Formula isn't as good, but it's still something. They might still figure it out by the time artificial wombs really get feasible. And I dunno man, body heat and a synthetic heartbeat sound doable to me. If I have a kid, they're just going to have to deal with it. Better than not existing.
Never understood the appeal. It's all fake anyway, so I might just as well masturbate and save the money and the adventures in uncanny valley.
>Men also don't hide their "Dutch wives" in the first place, ignoring obvious counter-bait into exposing one selves.
>Somehow men wouldn't understand that, if a "Company-giving-Bot/Life-Incubator" makes life, that it couldn't be argued that it's valid as an entity to exist post-Birthing, because people cry and ignore the human sides of said company-bot/Human-Life-Incubator/Mother that is taking care of Her and yours young.
>Women cry that men have their incubator-waifu-bots at home, as they have plastic rods with motherboards only, and that their sex-dolls can't have a job, because human men out-compete them, and otherwise shouldn't be subjugated to the inferior's female counterpart's desire for free money(Slavery).
Woman are scared, men can finally be men, and have a soft(hopefully non-horror baby murdering) waifu at home to love after hard work.
The only true loss is the imperfect mother's love, the love that comes from it couldn't be replaced, not even emulated properly, a waifu bot is capable of birthing, but not at mothering it's young properly on its own.
society is falling apart and is full of traitors who want to kill you or ruin your life for committing thoughtcrime, many of them being women, and you wonder why some of us dont try?
Do you have any clue how fucking complicated pregnancy is? There are countless aspects that are pretty much not understood at all at this point.
it's more environmental and circumstance then anything.
Raised by a single mom from a poor/working class family, bullied relentlessly since no father figure to instruct me on how to deal. Had to learn all of this on my own, didn't lose my Virginity untill i was 25, it's tough.
So i can empathize with dudes who view this as a viable alternative.
Who are you calling a roastie?
I'm just not a piece of shit autist. You are so desperate you resort to thinking that anyone who disagrees with this is a girl.
It's wrong and it's against God, plain and simple.
I am not a fag and I have a girlfriend who I one day hope to marry and have children with. Not an emotionless, fake, convenient-when-be family.
It's natural selection for betas not to have children, apparently. Just go kill yourselves. Plain and simple.
>Not an argument
>No sources.
>Appeal to ambiguity fallacies.
>Burden of proof fallacies.
>Tips menorah.
Ftfy.
Sure, whatever. I'll take what I can get, if I end up wanting it at all.
>If I have a kid, they're just going to have to deal with it. Better than not existing.
This is what society is coming to.
If one pillar falls we all fall.
Weak white beta men will be the end of western society and values.
no I'm actually serious lol. Like why the fuck not have the dream. The only thing that matters is whether or not she's conscious, autonomous etc just like we are, and if it's a human-like brain in a box then only an idiot would think it "has no """soul"""."
Giggletits.
Why do we still call them SEX robots when they're becoming more like robotic women instead?
If I represent the end of society, does that mean I'm stronger than you? You seem like kind of a defeatist. Maybe you should just give up too. It doesn't sound like you need much convincing.
Amen.
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>>Once your robot starts spending your money on frivolous shit, you just breached the uncanny valley and should immediately neck yourself.
L.O.L. yeah, but it's between that and their hand.
I find this one very appealing
Good point desu.
I'm not against them, but I don't see these things as replacement for real sex/relationships. And they definitively wouldn't make raising a child by yourself a good thing. Children need their mother. A real one, not a fucking robot.
For the next decades anyway. At some point humans will be made downright obsolete by robotics and AI and society will become something completely different. And not necessarily for the best. These things will be used to control the masses.
It's more likely that in the future children will be raised directly by the state (using robots to make it cheaper) than people being able to afford their own robot "spouse" and children.
It's really naive to think that sexbots and artificial wombs could somehow save the family unit by simulating it. They're more like something that will sabotage it. If the genders don't get along enough to have families and the economy's not good enough to let them afford children, what the hell makes you think that the western governments would support the most expensive way imaginable to save it? Many among the elite probably wanted it gone in the first place.
All of this sexbots shilling seems like subversion to me desu.
m8 you REALLY need a break from the internet. There's a lot of women who think #metoo and the collective hate for trump is overblown. You're not gonna find an "ebin alt right pepe gf" like you're probably looking for but there are reasonable people out there.
Besides, of you aren't creepy or a rapist you won't get accused of anything. It really is that simple
>punished by evolution
>but rewarded for your patience by technology
We were born just in time, user. A hundred years ago we'd have to settle for some insane 1 or 0/10 with no teeth and blind in one eye. Now we can have all the sex we want, worry free.
>Weak white beta men will be the end of western society and values.
>I willingly oppose all men, and won't compromise on either relationship behaviours, nor social dynamics IRL.
>I got replaced wtf?!
>They used the human genome to fill in the gaps into making an adaptive bio-based-mammary-gland-system for the incubator-waifus, so that the baby would be able to acquire its biological needs!?
>Reee fucking men.
Get the hint, adapt.
Don't get your hopes up, society is likely to colapse before this ever becomes a viable alternative.
Then everyone will be fucked, not just me. My fingers are crossed.
>we'd have to settle for some insane 1 or 0/10 with no teeth and blind in one eye
yeah why ever try to improve yourself or work harder to rise above your station? be content with mediocrity.
>Now we can have all the sex we want, worry free.
it's not sex, it's masturbation
Sexbots will be useful for us that want to fuck, but not bother with roasties.
It's about the effort:reward ratio.
>Extreme effort:chance of reward
will always lose to
>Zero effort:chance of reward
>I cannot for the life of me understand why so many anons seem to not be able to find a gf or have sex.
For the most part it's a combination of social retardation/lack of empathy and a superiority complex. There are many men out there with very basic misconceptions about human nature and absolutely no willingness to see that or improve. Instead they externalize the problem and continue living a sheltered life in the basement.
It should be classified as a mental illness. It should be called the Elliot-Rodger syndrome.
>There are many men out there with very basic misconceptions about human nature and absolutely no willingness to see that or improve. Instead they externalize the problem and continue living a sheltered life in the basement.
This is not a gender-specific trait. Remember housewives?
>It should be classified as a mental illness.
It's called "Social conditioning", look at what our generations have become. Sheep leading sheep.
>Fucking virgins lol. Have sex with a robot who is programmed to like your tiny pepee becasue you're not man enough to pleasure a real woman or interesting enough to attract one. Sad. Lololol
How funny is to see you entitled roasties lose your shit over this.
KEK FUCKING ROASTIE
Isn't it? It makes up for everything else they get away with
but WHY is it an extreme effort? I am the same person as this user, talking to women isn't that hard if you aren't actually mentally challenged. I think you are just lazy and entitled, and think you expect women to fall into your lap.
Women are organisms, roastie. You have goals and ambitions, while a machine constructed to serve does not. You are more work.
I wander if they have a sex doll like that now
NEAT
>but WHY is it an extreme effort?
Because these people are literally mentally handicapped
Why not have both dumbass? What is your wife too insecure to let you have a sex doll? My wife can't take my dick as much as I like cause it hurts her cervix. She'd be cool with me having a sex doll though cause she's awesome like that
Yeah man why put any work into anything. Everything should just be handed to you on a platter, like mum's tendies.
Hitler would have gassed you for this
due to circumstantial and enviornmental factors, yes.
Implying the people buying these things will bother to have kids.