Hey Sup Forums i am dating a salvador girl and holy fuck she is insane

Hey Sup Forums i am dating a salvador girl and holy fuck she is insane

>into all types of bdsm
>wants me to choke her during sex
>wants a threesome were her and another girl fuck me and tells me to have a guy of my choosing so we would tag team her and wants me yo fuck her pussy while she chokes on another cock
>likes the idea of incest play where im the father and i fuck my salvador "daughter" for being naughty
>brings up about gangbang and again of my choosing of guys so we all gangbang and cover her in cum
>wants to tease and fuck me in public places
>wants to be tied up and be my sex slave and my personal pet
>wants to suck my cock, fuck her pussy and her tits hard and can fucking go for round two or even three
>has weed card so free weed
>loves me to death

Honestly fuck it I'm embracing it and accepting the fact i got a literal loco girl that you would only find on hentai.

Does not even want to leave my side ever after we started dating about eight days ago and I'm fucking loving it. God bless America

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No white woman would ever act like this.

Fucking mutt

I can see how this is incorrect. Tell me how it is political.

Pity reply.

I call bullshit.

why the fuck do many american posters make these threads. I am probably the actual only white american left on this board.

>el salvador

R.I.P. OP

Is she Catholic?

It's too much for me, man

I gave up porn and went no fap, got a Thai fuck buddy. Seemed fun, she'd cum buckets from anal too. But she started calling me pet names, trying to go out and do things, telling me how much she missed me

I told her let's just stay friends and she said okay then sent me pics of her ass the next day. She's using sex to get my attention and she just became another chore I had to schedule in. Rather focus on myself than a whore

>loves me to death

>constantly asks to fuck other people

chose one.

Who gives a fuck, she's hot and is into kinky crazy shit and even likes some of my own fetishes plus she loves me.

Actually I'm German that came to America long time ago. Decided to go on a country travel ride all over america since my brit girl i been with for three years ghosted me so i said fuck it and travel and found myself meeting a salvador hit girk at a library in California

do whatever you want shes obviously not worth anything to you or anyone who has a brain, as it should be

lmao

>the absolute state of people who believe they're engaging in monogamy

Wait until you piss her off, I was with a Dominican and then later on a Honduran. You will be like wtf did I get myself into.

Wanting a threesome is a massive red fleg. Sounds like you have a nymphomaniac who was certainly sexually abused. She is also probably bipolar. She will cheat on you. I know, I've been there.

I foresee a "So I got AIDS" post on Sup Forums in about a month.

I can handle a mad woman, i have a way of dealing with people and angers

How vould a latina angry woman be different than a random non latina angry woman?

She talked to me about having a girl with her and have a threesome on me with her and the girl sucking on my cock and other crazy stuff but we where talking about these things in the heat of the moment last night. Sex was great because she went for round three.

She had herself tested and came back negative and seen the results myself so she's clean.

Those weekly AIDS tests are gonna get pricey.

>8 days
OP the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Never stick your dick in crazy, The thread.
Sage

Posting in a slide thread.

im sure she was born here and molested by spics at a young age, wouldnt worry about it.

How vould a latina angry woman be different than a random non latina angry woman?
You will find out. Just remember these replies.

Reminds me of a spanish girl I was with for a few months. (Real spanish, not shitty mexican). Moved in same day I met her, UK paramedic and a complete fucking animal. Then two months later during our first real fight she smacked me on the back of the head with a wooden mop handle. Of course in the insuing altercation we ended up fucking again. A week later she threw a stone slab ashtray at me, which missed me but fucked up my wall pretty good. Sadly kicked her out. Fucking good time though.

Sounds like a very healthy relationship with a mentally stable woman. What could possibly go wrong user?
>Break it off while you can and never frolic with another degenerate ever again.

Disgusting

post back when this bites in you in the ass, thanks

Should have not made her angry and that shit is normal in deuschland with women here that get angry if you where to cheat on them. Should have kept her in your life if the sex was amazing.

How would your future wife feel if she read this?

>inb4 "falling for the marriage Jew"
Have fun dying alone

i bet you gonna get a std(i'd say in a month),make sure to make a thread about it in this "politically" incorrect board when you do

its fun now, but i guarantee she is crazy af and will likely cheat on you. enjoy it, but dont get too attached.

Literally all women are like this as long as you have a big dick

>found myself meeting a salvador hit girk at a library in California
living the american dream hans

Sounds like heroin good for the first couple times and then you're in pain

I'm all for BDSM because at least domination and submission helps realign male and female to their correct roles.

But the nonmonogamy/group sex is pure degeneracy. If your instincts were working correctly, you would not WANT to share your partner with other men or even other women. Maybe years into the relationship when the "spark" has faded, but the pairbond is there. But this early means this girl will never be satisfied with just you. Do you really want to put time and resources into someone who will not return that investment with loyalty?

Sounds like a repulsive fest of yeast infections, HPV, STDs, and HIV. Good riddance to you.
>loves me to death
topkek

I don't mean to defend roasties, but yeast infections don't really have much to do with sexual activity. One could get them from antibiotics, going swimming, camping, getting sugar in your snatch, etc.

Fair point.

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>eight days ago

heh yeah everything is and will be great

Don't date your sister.

Should not have made her angry? I was playing Fifa 98 with my flatmate in Edinburgh (spanish dude, he warned me) sitting on couch, smoking and chilling. The Walking Hatefucker comes in and starts trying to get attention, which is doomed to failure since Scotland vs Spain was just entering its second half 3-3. She gets pissed, decides to get the vacuum out and heads inevitably for the front of the TV. I decide to put my foot down and nip this shit in the bud, and I told her so, firmly but behaviour. Spanish Devil looks at me like shes got nigger blood and walks out. I score against Spain seconds later, and the world is in a good place.
Next thing, I'm suddenly off the sofa on my knees literally seeing stars cos the bitch hit me on the back of the head with a wooden mop, screaming some spanish bullshit as I wondered if my skull was cracked. These thoughts were quickly replaced by rage as i realized what had happened, and I flew across the room and grabbed the demon by the throat. We slammed against the wall and through gritted teeth I hissed "If you ever try some kind of shit like that again I will-"
I would have said more but she kneed me in the balls harder than anything I've ever had in my fucking life. It was like she knocked the wind out of me, paralyzed my spine, AND kicked me in the balls all at the same time. As I lay in fetal position she commenced screaming at me in spanish again while kicking me. Eventually when I recovered my feet I carried her to the bedroom with her punching my back, and i threw her in the bed and covered her with duvet and the 4 pillows. I then kicked the mother fucking shit out of her, concentrating only enough to make sure I was hitting through pillows. After about 5mins all I can hear is her giggling and laughing and shes trying to get my kit off in-between my swings. Suddenly mad hatefucking .

My roommate didn't pause the game and Spain won 7-4.

White Alaskan checking in.
100% Euro blood.

how did you seduce her in the first place?

Oh boy are you misled.

order her to show tits then. tell her she doesn’t really love you if she won’t.

you're dating a whore. You best bet is to slip her a twenty after sex next time and hope she goes away

Does she have any family in MS-13?

Germans are fucking sick degenerates. Too bad hitler didn't kill you all after he destroyed the Weimar Degenerate Republic.

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>>>wants a threesome were her and another girl fuck me and tells me to have a guy of my choosing so we would tag team her and wants me yo fuck her pussy while she chokes on another cock
>>likes the idea of incest play where im the father and i fuck my salvador "daughter" for being naughty
>>brings up about gangbang and again of my choosing of guys so we all gangbang and cover her in cum
>>has weed card so free weed
both are you are filthy degenerates.

>plus she loves me.

8 days in and he's convinced a prostitute loves him.

I give this guy two months before the whore absconds with his wallet and his heart.

So you are an illegal?

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You made this same thread this morning. At least make up a new trashthread to spam the board with.

Does she do anal OP?

>and wants me yo fuck her pussy while she chokes on another cock

Q "BURN IT WITH FIRE" en-q.

>sexual deviant
>latina
enjoy when she calls the cops on you for "beating" her

Song theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DaQA7bW80
This nigga boutta blink and be in jail

>eight days ago
Sweet summer child.
She'll cut your balls off in six months

>How vould a latina angry woman be different than a random non latina angry woman?
>He doesn't know

OP she will pull a knife on you and take at least one genuine swing with it if you piss her off enough

Q told me that this was going to happen

>>tells me to have a guy of my choosing so we would tag team her and wants me yo fuck her pussy while she chokes on another cock
>>likes the idea of incest
>>brings up about gangbang and again of my choosing of guys so we all gangbang and cover her in cum
>>wants to tease and fuck me in public places

Not degenerate at all

Sorry for the lack of response to your posts but i gonna have some alone time with her right now since she just passed me her underwear to tell me she wants to be punished for being naughty.

Be back in three hours

How many boards you gonna post this on, friend?

N-NANI?

Fucking kek

>Does not even want to leave my side ever after we started dating about eight days ago

See you later amigo, you got some damaged goods.