>Neighbors who share a common language
>Neighbors who share a common culture
>Neighbors who share a common history
>Neighbors who share a common border
>Neighbors who share a common enemy
We have all this shit in common with Canada and we've never fought a war with them. Are there any two countries which border each other, with this much in common, who have never fought each other, and still choose to remain separate?
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We don’t speak Chinese and fuck dogs.
Take us please
>what is war of 1812
other burgers always embarass me
soon my amerimutt, soon
I love Murrica, even if the rest of the world doesn't. We have our differences, and I know Trudeau is the worst fucking faggot in the world, but when you guys go to war with Russia or China, I'll be hiding behind the tanks, hurling rocks and insults, and bringing around coffee and maple donuts for the lads.
They owe us a White House.
Trump is a pussy, Teuaradu is a cuck.
That was essentially a war against Britain. Fucking annoying when I hear fellow leafs go on about "LOL WE BURNED DOWN THE WHITEHOUSE."
Leaf will be raked last.
You mean a colorful house?
In the Canadian governement--corruption is less tolerated than the States.
We don't have profit-geared juvenile detention centres, our prisons generally aim to rehabilitate instead of make worse.
Rape is not tolerated at all in any shape or form.
People are generally very friendly and helpful and kind and polite--people who aren't are seen as freaks.
That's why we aren't compatible yet--you guys have too many crazy people.
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> being in one union with Cucknada
Sane people would never do this.
Yet leafs are consistently the WORST posters on the internet.
So much the Aussies hate you.
Outside of all the edgy "Hurr fuck Trudeau" Alberta rednecks who bitch about diversity, Canada is pretty great. Better quality healthcare, education, environmental standards, and overall satisfaction than America.
Americans are for the most part gross retards, and trying to integrate them into our superior Canadian culture would just harm us.
Would honestly hate being part of a country where the majority of people think the Earth is 5,000 years old and that pizza is a vegetable.
It's going to be a big beautiful White House and your leafs are going to pay for it!
>Muh Sup Forums trolls dictate my world view
Ok then bud.
It's embarrassing that we assume that Canada was still a British colony in 1812 because it was?
Okay, fuck it. Nevermind.
You're deluded. Canadian government is amongst the most corrupt in the civilized world
A house of colour
> be canada
> invite half the world to invade your land
> fuck up your own country with feminism and wholesome faggotness
> p-please ameri-kun let's be one country
Imagine Murica tried to get Canada on the "common core" mathematic program....
I would lose my fucken mind.
>superior Canadian culture
That all makes sense. Like I said, fuck it, nevermind.
How much more land do you greedy fucks need? Might as well just annex Mehico while you're at it.
Canadians are loyal to the Queen, Americans are not.
It's that simple.
Nowadays, though, Canada is full of filthy republican traitors who don't recognize their rightful monarch.
That would be the best thing to happen to Mexico honestly.
they are not responsible enough to vote.
we could take them as a vassal state and pick their dictator though if the humans in canada want.
ayy made me laugh because it's true
The states haven't achieved peoplekind status yet.
The political system of the two countries is very, very different. It just will not work.
Also, enjoy Dems getting 26 new safe Senate seats if it ever happens.
lmao
The original US constitution, the Articles of Confederation, created an open invitation to Canada to merge with the US of A.
Canada never took us up on that offer, and waged war on us as a vassal state of the UK.
So, sorry leaf.
>Canada and we've never fought a war with them
War of 1812! No wonder they ridicule Burger education!
I'm Canadian and that basically is the historical significance of it for sure.
We still fly the union jack in a lot of places and technically we still owe allegiance to the crown or some BS.
In reality, we basically are the same country. Most our population is on the border and we're pretty damn similar (I live on the border).
That being said, if things continue you may need to annex us, for people kind.
If things continue this way, it may be for the best. Save us from taxing ourselves to death
>britbong lecturing other people about land grabs
gotta have at least a little self-awareness chap, but your ideas are great. Why stop with snownogs?
ALL my ancestors left Canada 100 years ago because Canada is over run by idiots.
I visited my ancestors home, and you know what? Dumbassery is still the order of the day in Canada. I mean, I thought the US was fucked...
Cause canadians are dog fucking nigger faggots that lust for DIVERSITY!
>trudeau canceled a deal today that would have brought in $300M in helicopter sales to the Flips because they'd use it to shoot terrorists
I don't understand how one man can consistently do the opposite of what he's supposed to do
Because we don't need 30 million votes for the communist party.
Albertan here, I'd just like to point out that this outrageous faggot is from Ontario, and those are the leafs who constantly shit up everything in sight. Western Canada is pretty chill.
This!
Someone please tell me this is just an elaborate fucking ruse. How does this make any sense?
Common core is literally THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE WORLD TODAY.
Seriously---80% of all states have adopted "common core".
It's not that we NEED the land, it's just bizarre to me as to why we're still separated.
There are plenty of countries who share borders, languages, history, and culture, but they've been at war with each other, so that explains why they're separate. The Spanish-speaking Central/South American countries share borders, language, history, culture, but they've been at each other's throats. The Yugoslav countries share language (sort of), history, culture, borders, but they've been at each other's throats. The Scandinavian countries share borders, history, language (except Finland), culture, but they've been at each other's throats. Indonesia and Malaysia share language (sort of), culture, history, borders, but they've been at each other's throats.
It just seems odd that two countries with so much in common, who share a border, and have never been at each other's throats are still separated.
It would make more sense to combine our countries, keep the Queen and convert our system from a federalist presidency to a monarchy with a prime minister, make both English and French official languages (since the US currently has no official language legally speaking) and just be done with it.
Might as well, Canada has been our unwanted leech for over a century.
>never fought a war with them
OP we literally tried to conquer them
I'd much rather live in Canada, get me a citizenship and I'm there. USA is a shithole now.
Fuck off with your horse shit you globalization shill
>and we've never fought a war with them
God damn, open a history book user.
we don't want your niggers
We've been in wars with Canada when Canada was self-governing and separated from Britain.
And guess what?
They were on our side in all of those wars we were in together.
Fucking moron, "them" was the BRITISH EMPIRE back then. The world's #1 superpower. If it was literally only Canada by itself, it would have been over in 5 seconds.
your version sucks.
Being run by eastern Canada is bad enough for fuck sake. If BC and Alberta were part of the US we'd never get a day in anything political ever again
The bigger the country the bigger the government. If anything Canada needs to break up into multiple countries not make an even bigger one
Alberta, British Columbia, the Yukon, and Saskatchewan are pretty cool and I'd totally let them into the Union. Québec isn't that bad, but they'd prefer to be independent. The rest of it can fuck off, though.
Holy fuck someone made a countryball of BC
This
Western Canada should just be its own country or two new countries. We're even less fucked than America
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That's about the extent that the Canadian military is capable of now. Rear security, with some special forces.
Lol no one wants to part of your union you globalization shill. Talk to regular people in those provinces and not the cowardly faggots on here and you'll see we want nothing to do with your shit country but want our own country to be great. Unfortunately every political party is completely owned by Jews.
We sucked at war until we established a standing army. Also, after the corn laws were repealed in britbong land, our trade was really too profitable to fight a war, particularly when southerners were agitating to spread bacillus nigrum throughout the entire continent.
Go huff some more gas fumes that come off from the tithes you cucks pay to Ottawa
We should take over most of Canada and take their resources, becoming a massive super state. Quebec would get their independence though. We would be untouchable with the natural resources we have. The world could turn their nose at us, but we would be completely self sufficient.
Most of Canada lives near the US border, especially on the eastern side. Take that area and the rest would follow. Alberta would become a state outright, Quebec would get their own nation (like state before), and the rest would be under occupation until their calm down. Hell, they could become provinces of the US.
But it needs to happen soon.
>Also, enjoy Dems getting 26 new safe Senate seats if it ever happens.
This. It would be a bad idea for the US. Just let us burn already.
>another canadian using a proxy LARPing as an American wanting the US to annex canada
WE DO NOT WANT YOUR KEKED COUNTRY
I can see why the Québecois don't want to associate with you guys, because I can feel the autism radiating off of that post.
Alberta would get the vote. Others would have to wait a few generations.
>DUDE TIM HORTONS LMAO
>DUDE HOCKEY LMAO
Canadian ((((Culture))))
They are more liberal than you. They also have lower crime rates.
Outside of Vancouver BC could become a state too. The mountains here are actually more right wing than Alberta it's just the city that evens everything out. Also Calgary is super cucked and full of Muslims
Basically BC and Alberta could become states Vancouver and Calgary stay under military occupation and aren't allowed to vote
Canada is a cancerous shithole. Purge the liberals and you are in. We've got enough fucking problems.
Holy shit. He's worried that Duerte will use them to fight off terrorists? He's worried about the human rights of terrorists? Okay. Time for me to drink. I need to be numb right now.
We already annexed all the good parts anyways.
Need to get those chinks out first. Military could fix that. I am basing this on the LARP that the US would be on a full rampage though; liberals BTFO here fist and then turning our gaze to the North.
I really do think that uniting the US and Canadas resources would be great for us. Lumber, oil, uranium, natural gas, and our so on would make us stronger. Like NAFTA without Mexicans leeching.
Fellow leaf, Hamilton Ontario here, not to mention that we don't equate guns with free speech to over compensate for small genitals, except for those in Alberta (aka Texas of the North which is filled with the same wannabe cowboy redneck shitkicking sister fuckers as the southern United States) and we don't have white guilt because niggers can't cry about slavery. We're a true multicultural society which is fantastic because everyone hates each other thus no one ethnic group can play the eternal victimhood card over another. We also have socialized healthcare which makes up for having a faggot PM with Trudeau. Also, our side of Niagara Falls makes the US side look like Dresden. We're also not cold hearted piece's of shit.
>Purge the liberals and you are in
You first. If we do that we won't want to leave.
>democrat thinks he's sneaky trying to annex voters
Die.
my grandfather fled to canada so he could join wwii. he was 17, he lied about his age and became a machine gunner. i love canada just for that.
Nice non argument.
>Albertan here, I'd just like to point out that this outrageous faggot is from Ontario, and those are the leafs who constantly shit up everything in sight. Western Canada is pretty chill.
>Western Canada should just be its own country or two new countries. We're even less fucked than America.
HA, you sheep molesting inbred yokels are the same whether in Alberta or Texas. You always cry "SECESSION!!!" when oil is high but quickly shut your dirty cocksuckers the second it takes a nosedive. Fucking losers, without oil Alberta would be a wasteland, so shove your "pull myself up by my bootstraps" posturing right up your ass next to your fathers dick and your mothers strap-on, you fucking faggots!
de facto we are. leaf sovereignty is a joke.
Accept the queen.purge Republicanism, and embrace Monarchism. Then I'd be on board
After Her Majesty the Queen dies, I will no longer condone monarchy for this country.
>>Neighbors who share a common language
English is actually one of Canada's official languages, meanwhile for some fucking reason we still haven't passed an English-as-the-official-language law.
Charles knows about the eternal Jew. His rule is ordained by God. You must be a frog
Canadians are the most cucked people on earth. They literally fought a war against their own independence.
when she dies, canada will obey the king?
Post more common core, this shit is bananas, it's like I forgot to take my meds.
Based burger letting Québec be its own country
If you would break it off with the crown and get your faggotry under control, maybe we'll annex you one day.
Or course. I'm not shocked that unconditional loyalty is above you, savage
not true, you will be for ever slaves of UK
>Shared language
not entirely
>Common culture
big no.
>Common history
now you're just shitposting
>Common border
Yeah? are you just grasping at straws now?
>Common enemy
that being? Canada's enemies are only it's "enemies" because of the US.
We have absolutely fought a war with Canada. You clearly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
North and South Korea.
All nigger countries.
>slave to my monarchy
Not how it works, shitskin. That's like saying you are a slave to the pope. And i wouldn't even mind being under D I R E C T R U L E.
Honestly I'd much rather have Australia than Canada. Aussies are Burgers at heart whereas Leafs are a different monster entirely.
chink, we are the popes slave.
I've lived here 43 years, more if reincarnation is real (it's not) and I have no idea what malk is