/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALPHA AS FUCK EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump comments on Porter 2/9/18
youtu.be/I2WQ8fUdbvw
>SoS T-Rex meets Serb PM Dacic 2/9/18
youtu.be/SboXkFwK00o
>This Week @State 2/9/18
youtu.be/Qt02quzTEwc
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/8/18
youtu.be/ftqzUSL9UJo
>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
youtu.be/a0SBwAez6r4
>SoS T-Rex meets GUA Pres Morales 2/8/18
youtu.be/UZeUNB1SuAE
>SoS T-Rex meets CHN Rep Jiechi 2/8/18
youtu.be/vxmogjN2Jzs
>CJCS Gen Dunford talks to some ladyboys 2/8/18
youtu.be/F-TaBS4oJ5U
>WH Press Brief (Dep PressSec Shah) 2/8/18
youtu.be/6tKZGJU0QlY
>DefDep Press Brief (Dana White) 2/8/18
youtu.be/YrcscFewUOA
>WH Video: Pres Trump @2018 Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
youtu.be/I0qWQsRRxKg
>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/8/18
youtu.be/bbcur8dlm9E
>NoKo full military parade 2/8/18
youtu.be/qXfDh5KIToU
>VP Pence post JPN speech presser 2/7/18
youtu.be/SBv-94hns20
>More VP Pence w/Troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/Lgo2VqwN3p0
>2nd Lady Karen interview 2/7/18
youtu.be/vLmM20FpXAs
>VP Pence speaks to troops in JPN 2/7/18
youtu.be/fv0wr5bMTDk
>VP Pence meets w/JPN PM Abe 2/7/18
youtu.be/bNrDeMqw8eM
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/AF Gen Selva testify @House 2/6/18
youtu.be/r4o9auv3OZ8

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AWOOVEMENT!

Will Pence go see Black Panther the way he did Hamilton?

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hmmm wonder what Bannon has been up t...

>”It's a Cromwell moment!" Bannon is quoted as nearly shouting, referring to the 17th century political leader often characterized as a fanatical dictator. "It's even more powerful than populism. It's deeper. It's primal. It's elemental. The long black dresses and all that -- this is the Puritans! It's anti-patriarchy.”

>Bannon watched Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as he was watching Oprah Winfrey on stage delivering a politically-charged speech. "He's ruined his career. If you rolled out a guillotine, they'd chop off every set of balls in the room."

>"The anti-patriarchy movement is going to undo ten thousand years of recorded history. You watch. The time has come. Women are gonna take charge of society, and they couldn't juxtapose a better villain than Trump. He is the patriarch. This" -- the Golden Globe Awards -- "is a definitional moment in the culture. It'll never be the same going forward."

IT'S HAPPENING!

I didn't say retarded. Thats not feminine. A gril talking about biology? No.

Really makes you think....

Oh no, the US has to buy us a new plane

>the teenagers are all niggers
lel

git gud

also check'd

That's horrible. Did the owner's insurance cover that?

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My fetish is taking a gril that's smart and career accomplished and fucking her until she's a retarded cockslut that just craves dick all day.

Continue the awoovement, I'm going to bed.
Nighty night, /ptg/!

Sounds like he's skipped a few AA meetings.....

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There you go

>Hannity is a tool
>He's a tool of the people

I SAID, IT'S HAPPENING!

How was yesterday folks?

who makes these awoos? I don’t care about anime but they’re nifty

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Can we just take away aid from israel? God they are annoying.

Why is Trump so scared of the Dem's memo if he's not guilty?

>sand-creatures killing other sand-creatures
Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme.

actual wolf girls make them

MORNING
>Pence, accompanied by Otto Warmbier's father, meets with North Korean defectors
>Trump tweets: "Just signed Bill. Our Military will now be stronger than ever before. We love and need our Military and gave them everything — and more. First time this has happened in a long time. Also means JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!"
>"Without more Republicans in Congress, we were forced to increase spending on things we do not like or want in order to finally, after many years of depletion, take care of our Military. Sadly, we needed some Dem votes for passage. Must elect more Republicans in 2018 Election!"
>"Costs on non-military lines will never come down if we do not elect more Republicans in the 2018 Election, and beyond. This Bill is a BIG VICTORY for our Military, but much waste in order to get Dem votes. Fortunately, DACA not included in this Bill, negotiations to start now!"
>Minnesota Democratic Rep. Rick Nolan set to retire
AFTERNOON
>Justice Department's No. 3 official to resign
EVENING
>"""Report""" claims at least 30 White House officials, Trump appointees lack full clearances
>Second White House aide resigns amid past abuse allegations
>Trump declines to approve release of Dem counter-memo

nn, come back soon!

>planes shot down
SAMSON OPTION INBOUND! THEYARE SHUTTING IT ALL DOWN!

>the leaf that made all the webms didn't do any of the mens singles
I wish he did. I'd do some but I'm really fucking lazy.

O-okay

I'm glad desu
izzies are getting too cocky thinking that they can start shit when we need to calm things down

Looks like some more good American goys will die fighting over some sand.

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Thank you NNTNN I hope you are doing well

>not posting the one where she flexes her biceps

>Trump
>scared of the dem memo
Also, the same logic could be used in regards to the dems freaking out over the Nunes memo.

GUISE
It's PEOPLEKIND no mankind.

OK?

The_D*nald

So excited!

youtube.com/watch?v=k02GorIutAk

I want to sniff that seat

>didn't do any of the mens singles
>I wish he did

yeah I bet you do

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

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I miss Love Live. Sunshine doesn't have the charm.

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Why doesn't Shadman ever finish any comics he makes

Nah, we just lob some more bombs there way and hundreds of sand niggers parish, you know, kinda like recently.

Israelis are fucking incompetent. Their "soilders" are all 18 and have to wear diapers for when 12 year old kids throw rocks and launch Roman candles at them. The sooner Iran wipes Israel off the map the better

really pretty eyes to be honest

>dodge charger

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>Iran
>Doing anything
They had over 30 years and still did nothing, face it, they're pussies.

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How embarrassed is canada of this guy?

>Their "soilders" are all 18 and have to wear diapers

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>those names
And nothing of value was lost

Men's figure skating is for gay boys.

Hey, you know I don't mean it

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Who else here gets the feeling that Justin Trudeau has some terrible and immoral fetish? I get the feeling he likes to stick dead babies up his ass or something equally appalling.

Have you been able to do this? If so, nice.

So basically we'll just waste some more money fighting wars for (((they)))

awooooooo

rolling for sevens

>he likes to stick dead babies up his ass or something

why do you dopes always pretend you don't like this awesome artist?

Yeah, thank god they cut him loose.

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>filename
>had starbucks today
what does this mean

>struck more then one plane
So a plane and a rock?

Hope I hope that guy didn't hurt you, be safe!

>>had starbucks today

I bet you kiss girls, faggot.
I know.
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God he looks so much like Castro.

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His art is mediocre and subject matter questionable.

It's probably something to do with kids considering he used to be a teacher and all that. His obsession with the gay and trans kids is creepy.

These cannot possibly be real names. This is some Key & Peele shit.

>Cortavion
>Jaquarius
>Deztanee

Sound like bad sci-fi characters

I didn't pay for it

Reality is stranger than fiction

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> israelis go to shoot down a drone
> lose an F-16
The chosen people's btfo

You're okay then. What'd you get user?

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daily reminder that aldous upside down is snople

that you wasted money on shit coffee

His art was kind of cool until he started creating lolicon. most adults are not attracted to 7 year old girls and seeing them sexuallized isn't interesting or wholesome to most people.

BIG if true

Matcha frappuccino. Their tea and that is the only good stuff there.

I do.

Go down the thread nigger, I didn't pay for it.

IMPEACH HIM!

Is that her?

>Elexus
This might honestly kill me.