AUS/POL/ TERROR IN MELBOURNE EDITION

G'day lads. Looks like Melbourne got enriched with another terror attack again. Be sure to spread that on social media.

>'Islamic State-inspired': Woman charged over stabbing in Melbourne
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>Plan to use Illawarra steel for defence vehicles to shore up manufacturing jobs
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>Statistics paint clearer picture of crime scene in Victoria
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>Former treasurer Wayne Swan to bow out of federal politics
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>That sinking feeling: trust in politicians lower in Australia than in most other countries
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>CLP handed $200,00 by Cormack Foundation
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>Jim Molan offers lesson in courage for gutless Greens
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BRING BACK TONES

I'm settling for an asian girl.

I want him back so bad.

MeToo

I want ti know who this artist is, and I wanna see them make some porn.

threadly reminder Sudanese people are poor and suffer discrimination making them more likely to commit offenses

Just remember that we'll kill a traitor before an enemy. I hope you're happy with ugly children that don't feel at home anywhere.

>In fact, the CSA report found that despite widespread public concern around Sudanese gang-related crime, Sudanese-born offenders were involved in just 1.5 per cent of criminal offending in the state.
>Of 1507 serious assaults for the year to June 2017, Sudanese-born offenders were responsible for just 45.
>The data shows, unsurprisingly, that the majority of crimes in Victoria are committed by Australians. The Sudanese community makes up just 0.1 per cent of Victoria’s population.

45/1507 = 2.9%

Is this journalist retarded or something? They're claiming one thing and including statistics that disprove it completely.

Im coming in here since some of you cunts always come in NZ/pol/ threads


so anyway whats up

Should I drag my gf to Auckland to become a rocket test engineer?

Heard of Finns? They're doing alright

I can't believe NZ launched stuff into space before we did. Feelsbadman.

theres a few startups in aus doing rocket launches

Wait really? Links plz.

Names? I was under the impression that to launch in Australia you needed public indemnity insurance for $750,000,000, which is what stopped us before.

ela.space/

Guess the wildlife isn’t the only thing you aussies have to worry about killing you

no but you should check my trips

Of course the bitch was taking a course at La Trobe. That place should be levelled.

Mate.... check my 1337

Same.

Your "day of the rope" will never happen.

m8, our """space program""" is pretty much just some blokes in their garage fucking around with NASA's Do It Yourself Rocket Science Kit™

mate, check my trips minus 1

...

Maybe, you'll still have ugly happa children though.

Theres too many non whites here, sometimes I wonder where the hell did all these people come from. We desperately need to take back what is ours.

>bogans firsy trip to the city

if you round properly it's 3.0%

note that they are also counting Sudanese youth who were born in Australia as Australians
also they don't say how many of the assaults are put down as "unknown perpetrator" (AKA north african)

>The Sudanese community makes up just 0.1 per cent of Victoria’s population
3.0/0.1 = 30

So Sudanese-born are at least 30 times more likely to commit violent assault than the average non-Sudanese

well they haven't started launching yet (hence startups) but they are developing at a rapid pace.

gspacetech.com/
spaceops.com.au/

there are some more (i think) but you can find them by googling around a lot

At least your getting stuff in fucking space on your own. Our "space program" is fucking cube sats (no shit 3x3x3 is the biggest ones we sent up last time I think) being shoved out the airlock from the ISS.

Oh right, I remember hearing about one up in qld, but then when I tried to Google for it, I couldn't find it anywhere. The guy had plans for 1 launch per month or something.

>on this episode of: Every white nation

can we just have united ANZAC kingdom and annex all the shitty little pacific island already?
also antarctica

Where are pozzbournians escaping too at the moment?
>NSW central highlands
>FNQ
>Tassie

Yep its such a joke. And the announcement of finally starting a space agency is a joke too. It's likely gonna take years for it to begin

I used to work in the city, had some of those office jobs that are all exciting when you start and then 2-3 days later you want to kill yourself.

Anyway went into Sydney a few months ago.

It's not as bad as you guys make out. It's only about 50% shitskin, and probably 10-20% wogs, some of whom would be 'Aussie'. 30-40% white.

NSW Highlands is a BIG evac zone for pozzbourne refugees escaping the pozz.

The shitty rain and cold reminds them of pozzbournes cold mornings in winter.

There's only about 4-5 billion people in Asia. I think they must've come from there.

The guy that was on the news was keen af to get started, and he desperately wanted to do it in Australia, he wanted to start within months too iirc. I guess he hasn't bothered because of so much government red tape. You can't even make Sugar Rocket motors in Australia legally, fuck knows what sort of red tape those guys have to put up with.

I've notinced Shitney whites dont evacuate their city the same way Pozzbourne whites do.
Shitney whites seem to be content to 'just move further out', where as Pozzbourne whites leave the entire fucking state.

That doesn't surprise me Melbourne whites are more traditionally Aussie if they are Aussie and not lefty fags.

Sydney has this faggy, quiet little competition going on where if you move away you're a failure and complete scum.

I recommend making seemingly unrelated protests against being in the commonwealth.
If you can separate completely from England, no ties at all, you might have a chance.
Then just elect the most aussie aussie you can find, who thinks burping and farting is funny, because it is.
Your immigration will stop being forced upon you, the people in the streets will tie muslims to kangaroos and have them dragged to death, and Australia will become a lot more pleasant to live in.
Then just watch only Australian tv, so no propaganda slips through.
Australia used to be a nice safe place where nothing happened, one mentally ill guy in Tasmania and a bank robber in a suit of armour, and that was it.

You dumb millennial. Australia only has 20 million odd white folk and maybe as many houses.
Once you are willing to sell that tiny amount to 2.9 billion chinks and pajeets they will pay any price.
Boomers are economic geniuses.

>gspacetech.com/
>spaceops.com.au/
I just read these 2, holy fuck they are awful lol (soz, no offence intended to you mate).

>Rocky 1 is a two stage O2 and Kerosene engine with the capability to return both stages to landing sites for fast refurbishment and reuse within 48 hours.
>Payload capacity: up to 10kg
>We are ready to take bookings in preperation of our first series of flights to space. Subortial flights during 2018 and orbital flights during 2019.
What a fucking joke. Australian amateurs already make suborbital flights without such a fucking budget, and just for a fucking hobby. And this company is going to take months and months to do something a fucking weather balloon could do?

The other company is worse, suborbital 2019, orbital 2020.

Wah that's racist.

Must have tonnes of immigration to put downward pressure on wages and upward pressure on house prices. Or else you're racist and I'll dox you wahhh.

0.1% of the population, commits 2.9% of the crime.
Isn't that 29 times the average amount?
New headline:
"Sudanese 29 times more likely to commit crimes"

Now you are thinking 'boomer smart'!
Shitloads of immigration = a million dollars for my shitty exgovie house I bought from the council in the 80's.

sort yourself out

suborbital as in "200 km apogee" is different from "300 km apogee and landing in new zealand", and orbital is an entirely different thing.

Us boomers are going to get top dollar for Sydney. Even more than the Canadians got for Vancouver.

is it really the boomers, or are the banks making it very easy for people to get loans

>no offence intended to you
None taken haha, I don't work at any of them or know them personally.

It's literally all we have at the moment. If only things were started sooner

A house is a white privilege wah. We have to live in small apartments because shitskins like to have sex a lot wah.

have fun in the nursing home when you get looked after by poo's let you feaster in your own shit

Prices are starting to fall, you might want to sell up now.

Apogee? What is this, Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure?

Are Australian grills waifu material?

No.

It's almost everyone. The other night that new union bitch on Q&A said we can't raise interest rates because people who borrowed too much might go to the wall.

Millenials think Labor will save them. They won't. Little faggots.

Have a house action.
>Chinks everywhere out-bidding each other.
>Some poor working class white couple in their late 20's without kids can't afford the asking price.
>Laugh at them.
>They probably won't start a family now either! >Laugh some more.
>Pocket the chinks money and take a cruise.
>Bitch about millennials spending too much money on coffee & avocado.

banks are making it harder for chinks to get loans. also you can't leave the house empty. china is cracking down on letting money out of the country so lots of chinks bid at auction but then can't settle and the house goes back up.

No.

If you get them by 16-17, ocasionaly. I know one guy who got that.

>Millenials think Labor will save them.

No one can save us tbqh, it's all downhill from here on.

It's more because they don't include the offences that are never solved. You can't ID Sudanese from CCTV.

So worries mate. We will just let some more chinks & poos in. What part of 2.9 billion strong consumer base for 20 million houses don't you understand?

Millennial dumbfuck.

Ugh, I'm getting broken up with right now.

>I'm thinking about going overseas to work for 6 months.. I'm just feeling bored and stuck in a rut

Fucking cunt.

A huge economic crash might. We could salvage something half decent. Some famous economist was saying that will happen the other day.

The thing is we're goign into debt to bring in shitskins to feed the housing market and other things like retail and unis. So if there's a crash, we can't afford to do that anymore. Hopefully.

She's gonna ride a bunch of dicks.

apoapsis centered around earth.

they're either amazing or complete sluts

give straya-chan

For sure, and then come back to reality in 6-12 months sniffing around to see if I'm still interested. I think I need to pre-emptively strike. How about this?

>I'm feeling the same way, I was planning to speak with you about taking a break from each other but you've sort of beat me to it.

Should be sufficient.

yeah at least she broke it off before
she could of lied and said she had to go overseas for work and then fucked around and come back

>Sudanese people are 0.1% of the population but commit 1.5% of violent crime.

>being wary of Sudanese gangs is "utter garbage"

>over represented by 1500% in crime isn't a problem

Fuck I hate this blatent misinterpretation of statistics for political bullshit. Really boils the blood.

Yeah we really need something like a crash, a reset I suppose.

I take your point. I wouldn't give her much credit for it though.

Don't you millennials get any bloody ideas.
Don't you dare touch the following:
>Muh housing market scam
>Muh university scam
Both these scams are linked and are propping up the entire country.

nah fuck with her and say
>I was thinking about going overseas for work too, what country are you thinking about?
just mess with her and act like you want to go with her

Haha, but then she might actually believe me and I come away looking pathetic.. but the flip side is I could put her on the spot hmm

Maybe if you were a better man she would stay.

No cunt. Tell her you're done. Do not take a fucking break, cut her away completely and never talk to her again. That will eat away at her more. Be direct and be firm. Block her on everything you have, delete everything you have of her, except nudes for mutally assured destruction.

Don't worry I have a hipster beard to show how progressive I am and how my life is going to be the best ever because shitskins.

Reply to this post or I'll glass your mum in her sleep tonight.

Some good ones outside of state capitals. I got lucky. But your average city bitch - no.

Maybe but its pretty clear that I'm not so why waste time on hypothetical?

I'm starting to feel this way and I know its the anger and ego talking but still.

Either YOu decide where you will both go, and make it happen.
Or you say you should break up in that case.
Don't let her decide anything, never let a woman decide your life, she'll fuck it up.
Decide fast and stick with it, you'll feel better no matter what you decide. Indecision is the worst.
Women like a man to be decisive too, whether they know it consciously or not.

Telco is also a fucking monopoly. Heaps of boomers supers are holding up australian shares, telstra needs to be fucking disbanded

Duh, bet he doesn’t even lift, make her orgasm six times a day from sex alone or make her feel like he can take care of her. What a joke

the question is do you care if you look pathetic or not? she is going overseas to fuck around
you don't want to keep the relationship going when she comes back so just fuck with her

Mate, it's not anger. You don't have to be a dick about it. It's a break up, you will regret trying to maintain a relationship with her. It will hold you back and it will hinder you. You're emotions are talking and making you fold to the easy option. I don't give a fuck about you or your slut girlfriend. I don't care mate, I honestly won't be thinking about this tonight. What I'm saying to you is the right thing, it's hard I know but it's the right thing for you.

maybe if you didnt use a memeflag she would stay

As someone who has done stats it hurts to have empiracle evidence of left sided media

Do some quick research over the next couple of days.
Then meet with her and give her a list.
Say "these are good places we can go to". Act like she has said "I want US to go away together for 6 months" If it is any kind of serious relationship, that is what she meant any way. It sounds like a shit test.
Offer her a selection of places that you want to go to, if she backtrack and says she wants to go alone, then say "then I'm ending this relationship, have a good trip and good luck to you in the future".
Then go off on your own trip by yourself anyway and never speak to her again, delete her from everything.

Excellent. Will be a sting to her pride.

Make it happen.
Spread rumours, that's how stock markets are broken.
"I heard that telco fucks kids"
Problem solved.

He's 100% right

He should either take the lead and her go with him overseas, or he should dump her right away in a non-emotional way.

My gf broke up with me before going overseas. Typical Melbourne upper class white girl with more black friends than Obama and lost her virginity to a paki.

Don't waste your time on tinder sluts.

is this about the dude who fucked his secretary and got her pregnant?
isnt he also the one who got in trouble because he had NZ citizenship?


haha, classic