ITT: Sup Forums rewrites Death Note

>Light impulsively kills a criminal shown on TV

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>Light does not kill Lind L. Tailor

That would change the entire direction of the show.

>L finds waifu

>Light never notices the Death Note falling from the sky, loses his edge over time and becomes a salaryman.
The End.

>light get ipad

>Light isn't a total fucking idiot and kills lind l tailor by making him goes crazy and get shot by a body guard.

>Light forces Raye to give him access to the Interpol's criminal database, then kills him by making him jump infront of an incoming train

Light is a cute girl

that would make Misa pointless

>light is a magical girl and ryuk is voiced by gilbert gottfried.

>make the series a generic high school slice of life
>filthy gaijin never get the chance to soil Death Note

iPads can be used as surveillance devices, Light is smart enough to use a Chinese-made Android tablet that he has customized

>Light doesn't start killing in a hourly interval after L assumes Kira might be a student

this already happened in L's live action movie. He rescued a ultra qt middle school girl from bioterrorists. Too bad he died at the end

>Light is caught and executed

>light kills george soros, angela merkel and mark zuckerberg

>Light

you mean Sayu

>light buys tons of samsung stock and then kills steve jobs
>apple's stock plummets and samsung jumps, making light a billionaire

ryuk eat apple he say haha i lov apple

Light Yagami falls in love with L Lawliet.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by the shinigami Ryuk with the boy's phone number. The Desu No. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the master detective, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is L's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of JUSTICE.

>salaryman
wasn't he studying to join the police force like his dad?

but L doesn't have a phone

yes he does

KINO
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>someone took the time out of their day to write this

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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Light does not exist and Misa is now the MC and the one that find the Death Note by chance then.

It's a common pasta, you summerfag

common filth

and nothing of value is lost

wrong

yes, value is gained

wrong

If he never found the Death Note, Light would have become a detective and likely become L's rival.

near kill himself cause he gay and i fucking hate faggot

>Light accepts the shinigami eyes deal with Ryuuk

Carnage unfolds

>light isn't a retard
>He doesnt fall for obvious baits like Lind L. Tailor

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>Light always use a logical reason of death, like assasination instead of abusing heart attacks

>light writes Candlejack in the dn and then h

it wasn't his phone.

What if Light wrote his own name in death note with an description that he dies when he's like 100 years old?

>Light kills L, he becomes unstoppable and shape the world as he deemed was right. He killed evil politicians, stopped war, married Misa. Eventually some rebellious groups tried to oppose his regime, and there were fucked up cults that executed "heretics", but the world wasn't such a bad place. He felt regrets at Misa's funerals at age 24, became good and ruled the world until he turned 50 and got Alzheimer and wrote his own name in the Death Note(it may remind you someone)
>10 years after Kira's era, Ryuk wants to try it again and drops another Death Note. A 14 year old edgy genius picked it up. He deduces that Kira was the previous wielder. He decides to create a zombie apocalypse. Death Note turns into a post apocayptic survival manga for 20 volumes.
>Another wielder, different setting. Someone like Friend from 20th century boys takes the Death Note etc
Basically following how different users would change the world

Deathnote has a max effect of 30 days, I think. If he was planned to die further than that, he would simply die indefinitely.

Too risky

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>L gets life note

i get that refernce

L will still suspect Light and nothing changes.

You realize Light is using his dad's computer to kill criminals which nobody else can right?

He used the news channels as well as the computer.

>Light expands his definition of 'criminal' to include all known politicians convicted in absentia or suspected with being involved in war crimes or human rights abuse
>He starts a global assassination hit as the Chinese CCP, Bush Cabinet, Putin's regime, Mugabe and many others are killed off
>Global chaos ensures due to power vacuums.

>the whole thing is set in Mexico
>Light (Ligero) kills American tourists by writing their names in his weight loss book

Light isn't in university or whatever, he's in middle School, and the the Death note doesn't actually kill People it helps them become friends, and every person whose name is written in it becomes light's friend and they all join the schools literary Club where they Write stories and read them to each other or whatever

Death Note cannot extend one's lifespan. Watch the fucking show.

Light gets recruited by the Illuminati
The Death Note gains an all-seeing eye on the cover
He meets Bob Page

THEY HAD IT COMIN'

Winrar.

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At the end Mikami had another page of the deathnote in his jacket. He writes down the names of everyone on it after he realises that the deathnote he had is fake.

>Dark Yagami is canon

kek

kek'd

>Light sees death note
>Writes his own name on it to mark it as his property
>Dies
THE END

>Light collaborates with the Republic of China Army and helps them conquer the mainland PRC

>Light removes and burns all the complete pages in his notebook.

There now they have no proof.