30 years a virgin, here we come!

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27 year virgin here. I think I'm going to wait 3 more years for wizard status. Getting laid is easy anyways.

why are so many right wingers virgins?

Get out, find a fat gurl and fuck her nigga!

Probably because we see through the degeneracy of casual hookup culture plus the scarcity of decent women.

autism. unrivaled autism.

becuz they got a stick up they ass

Do that after becoming a wizard for full meme magic potential.

das rite

My question for all you 30-something virgins. Why didn't you use the time you spent not chasing pussy to do something productive? Surely you knew that money was all you needed to be drowning in it. Why didn't you use the powers of autism to become a software engineer, penetration tester, or at least a fucking accountant or something? Make some decent money, buy some decent clothes and a decent car, ideally with a decent home to go with it, and watch the pussy come to you by your mid-20's.

>why are so many right wingers virgins?

Right-wingers aren't people.

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Who's to say they haven't, or aren't at least on their way to doing so?

>penetration tester

Insensitive choice of words.

Sam Hyde is looking better

> tfw lost my virginity at 28

I lacked faith

I inherited most of these things in my early 20s and am still a virgin coming up on 29.

No, right wingers are THE true people. Leftists and normies are not, they're basically the living dead.

>pic

lmao didn't even think about that somehow

Right-wingers aren't people.

All the virgins on Sup Forums why haven't you paid a whore to pop your cherry? That's what I was planning to do if I hadn't lost my virginity by the time I was 18

> (OP)
>27 year virgin here. I think I'm going to wait 3 more years for wizard status. Getting laid is easy anyways.

30 isnt where it happens m8, it only happens when your balls start dying and you finally can see through lust. Happened for me at 37. Your mileage may vary.

>says the german cuck repeating himself
Sure seems like there's an echo in here.

>cuck

True.

>26
>7 years later than the national average

The national average is really 19?

I already feel like my balls are dying.

lost my virginity at 18

huh? It is selection bias you dumb fuck.
Mainly virgins are going to post on a thread about virgins which gives you the impression that Sup Forums is full of virgins.

>Getting laid is easy anyways.

So getting laid is super easy but you held off because you want to refer to yourself as a "wizard" on an anime image board? Right.

probably because you're a useless angry fuck that's blaming all your fundamental character flaws on a mythologized stereotype of the opposite sex.

the common denominator in all your failures is you.

How is this even possible in modern society? Lmao. Dude its esier to get laid then ever. I lost my virginity at 17 without even trying. I was not even popular.

I dunno why but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of cuck porn on the German amateur porn website MyDirtyHobby, on the other hand the non-cuck porn has a lot of cute white girls getting creampied by their husbands which is my fetish

>Trump supporters
>Right wing

I mean it typically doesn't take until age 30 to be in that position if you've been trying. For a lot of software/cybersecurity jobs, you don't even necessarily need a degree. You just need to play around with computers a lot when you're a teenager. Maybe a few of them fucked around a bit when they were younger and changed their ways, which is great for them. Better late than never. But I would find it hard to believe that all of these people are just "late bloomers."

More details?

I hope you roll the good wizard powers.

>So getting laid is super easy but you held off because you want to refer to yourself as a "wizard" on an anime image board? Right.
anecdotal but ive had an incredibly beautiful woman spread eagle in front of me and i walked away because i knew i didnt love her and she didnt love

but Im statistically on a higher plain than you, you're basically an NPC in my GTA3

Teach me your ways, O, wise One

Americans are also about 57% of Sup Forums users. I guess that proves we're the most redpilled nation of them all, huh?

science doesn't agree with you, sweetie. liberals are more outgoing and lose their virginity on average ten years earlier than right wingers. turns out screaming about mexicans and jews isn't attractive.

>How is this even possible in modern society? Lmao. Dude its esier to get laid then ever. I lost my virginity at 17 without even trying. I was not even popular.

you know that rats have sex every day right? bats? cats?

you're no better than a functional meat bag, no higher reason at all

No that's not why. It's taught in many schools of mysticism that abstinence can bring great things, Sup Forums virigin wizardry is just a shitpost meme that points to the idea. I remained a virgin because I simply didn't care without knowing why. Now I do now that I'm older and wiser.

>I guess that proves we're the most redpilled nation of them all

Totally. I assume that's because your redpills come wrapped in bacon and deep-fried.

it's not that easy. well maybe it is if the girl is ugly or fat, but that doesn't really count.

Inherited a large house and substantial money. Went to college and work in the electrical field.

If I had to rationalize why I'm still a virgin though, I'd say it's a combination of me looking like Sam Hyde and being in a very rural location with a high male to female ration.

Virgin C O P E

21 year old virgin.

Ive had several chances lose it, but im always hesitant and then i realize i dont want to sleep with those people.

Sometimes i think i should have taken the opportunities.

Im the only one of my friends who is single, but at least people like my dog.

Welcome to Wizardry, user. I remember when I was 19, I thought I could be on track to obtain wizard power, but it wasn't in the choice.

If I could turn back time desu

This user gets it. Having sex doesn't make you special. It's nothing more than a primal biological function that nearly every species on this planet engages in some way or another. The only reason that people think its important is for another primal reason, that being dynamics of the tribe, which is really nothing more special than that which fucking primates do.

way to completely miss the point, dumbass

only in the land of the brainless could something which every fly, rat, and mongoose has participated in be the defining achievement of beings made in gods image

oh, so you don't shit either?
Y'know, because you're so above that?
It's basically a complex programmed bodily function. Because it involves not being a dirty, autistic, socially awkward idiot it can be a challenge for some.
Not enough to make a difference.

Why are alt-right virgins so easily triggered? Why does Sup Forums refuse to provide a safe space for them?

>dynamics of the tribe
>nothing special
the irony, when they have such sweeping, grandiose and violent solutions for the world and society, two things they aren't much a part of or a success in.

Sam Hyde is tall and handsome tho

Some still hold on to insecurities about it because faggots like you shame them for it. Others have learned to transcend all that bullshit and do what they feel is right.

I'm not even alt-right. I came to this thread solely to let you know you're retarded

>faggots like you shame them for it

I also engage in fat shaming.

>"I hate when they give you attitude and you're just trying to do your best"
I think she may just tired, dumb, and possibly high, not retarded

do you shit your pants every day like a rat or do you saunter over to the toilet like a human?

rhetorical question, go ahead and justify your primitive nature further, im waiting

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>I also engage in fat shaming.
checked

fat people are a detriment to society, the same as fornicators which pollute our rivers with their birth control, their minds with their abortions, and their very existence with their failure to achieve stable family lives

An external perspective gives rise to more rational and calculated solutions.

That's one gummy fucking smile.

witnessed

55 vs 71 years old
i'd like to see obama in 20 years

I've never understood this.

I'm fat, autistic as fuck, a loner, and poor. I should be a 2 maybe 3 at best.

And i've fucked over 20 girls, some of which were 7s and 8s.

The only think I have going for me is being tall, a nice face, and an undeserved sense of confidence.

>I also engage in fat shaming.
At least you're doing something right.

aww shit wasted get on my part.

>55 vs 71 years old

Mueller is 73, yet he doesn't look like a disgustingly obese orange cunt. It's possible to age with dignity when you have human genes.

>tall
>nice face
>confidence

How do you not understand?

Lost virginity at 13... bad experience but it didn't stop me from fucking. Getting your dick wet is nice and all but unless you can wake up next to some one and hold a conversation you might as well just masturbate.

If you have trouble finding puss just go to where it's available. I never had a problem getting laid in middle America mid west but I moved to Cali for a while and couldn't prevent mouths from overcoming my member

i control where and when i shit, the tribe regulates sexual behaviour and where/when it's appropriate.
When my need to shit is too great, it can override propriety. Sexuality is not like that for me, or most people. Some of us are wired to need sex every few hours and are troubled by that.
More complex social controls over more complex biological function.
TL:DR; you're not in any way superior for not taking part in a pleasant part of life that most of the world sees as a good way to bond or just pass some time.

kek does not waste gets, you must interpret its meaning

Genuinely fat men always have fat guts but skinny asses and legs, a big ass like that would be mostly muscle
t. /fit/

>there are unmarried non-virgins in this thread right now

There is no perspective external to your nature.

>there are people who think male virginity has any value in this thread right now

This koala cuntfucker provides the only intelligent posts itt.

meh I used to fuck a lot of girls. as you get older its not such a big deal anymore def not worth all the time effort and sacrifices of putting up with a women. and you also finally see its just a social and legal trap waiting to happen.

>utter bullshit

>It's possible to age with dignity
like bernie

>being virgin is bad

epic meme friends

perhaps a fat faced gummy smiled woman will come into ops life

autism

>but Im statistically on a higher plain than you,

Is that what they call being a faggot now? And it's plane not plain fucktard.

We only scream about beaners and j00s here on these boards. There's no way for anybody irl to judge our attractiveness based on that.
Every group has outgoing and non-outgoing members. Every group has retards and intelligent autists.
I'm guessing you aren't actually a scientist are you? Yet your entire assertion is based on 'science'.

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Neither is being a cuck. Most Chads are right wing.

Ok, here's an idea. The "virgin wizard" meme can be used to refer to being red-pilled on women. You don't necessarily have to wait until your 30 to get some kind of magical meme power, it's just a perspective gained over time from being an outside observer. Once you learn how women work, then you can go start having sex by either pumping and dumping roasties, or trying to find a decent trad to settle down with, or both, but definitely the former after you've achieved the latter, because adultery is degenerate. Of course, you don't have to remain a virgin to get this redpill, but it certainly fucking helps. With this revelation, I think I will finally go and get laid.

Best of luck to you, anons.

The nature of society at large, not the individual. Also, we have this thing called a pre-frontal cortex , which allows us to see things without instinct clouding our vision.

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This, anyone got that picture of all those handsome TradChads wearing MAGA hats?

>definitely NOT the former*
fucked that one up

>this is a bad thing

Whats the point of this thread?

The discussion of virginity and sex in general, obviously.

how are you a virgin bref

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i'll be 32 year old virgin in the summer.
m.s. electrical engineering
fiscally responsible
Christian. go to church 6 times a week (twice on sundays)
i've only had 1 gf and i was 28 when i dated her. it only lasted one year.
yes, getting laid is easy but i'm just waiting until i marry. i've had several sluts offer to take my virginity but i didn't want to catch any of their diseases. top kek

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