So this just happened: "The Dutch are really good at speed skating. Why? Because skating is an important mode of transportation in a city like Amsterdam." -- Katie Couric (NBC), Opening Ceremony, Winter Olympics.
WAIT...WHAT, what?!? Does Katie (and NBC) think we all commute to work via skates?! I think someone is a tad confused. Bwhahahaha Katie Couric - come on over, I will show you around! But we won't be on skates ;)
Are Amerifats really this retarded?
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>not using your wooden shoes to skate on water.
kys Achmed
Lel Americans are fucking retards.
They also think our doctors kill patients. All claims that are made by fox news or Breitbart. Americans actually believe that shit.
Gtfo of my country!
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Americans who consume mass media are. You can see why
Kek nobody cares about your country
As in european couples, nice try nignog.
Wait are you saying you guys have cars? I thought only Japan, Italy, America, and Germany have cars unless you count the mini-cooper.
I care
Btw the only reason you got silver at the 5000m ice skating because a Dutchman was skating for your pathetic country lol
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You thought right we don't have cars. We use bicycles and public transport
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Is this something that shocked you?
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>the Dutch are turbo-jews
I knew it.
Well America has the largest army in the world. They also are the most retarded people in the world. Not a great combination
>He doesnt ice skate to work
LMAO, hand in your passport at the border please
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>They also are the most retarded people in the world
You think that because you dont consume African or Middle Eastern media.
The Dutch are good at speedcucking
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That thing always get posted. Someone please get out the copy pasta debunking it.
What about the Korean fans. Like robots, all act and look the same.
I'd eat all their assholes.
Arr rook same!
Skates are good for swerving side to side quickly which is an effective means of dodging automatic weapons fire from M*roccans.
>The Dutch are good at speedcucking
>tfw no dutch speed skater gf
Jammer dat er nooit meer ijs ligt. Helaas die kut marokkanen blijven maar komen.
Nederland zal nooit meer hetzelfde zijn.
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Arnold......
To be fair, Katie couric is an empty vessel.
Are you?
I only spent a few months in amsterdam once and I skated to work almost daily.
Nice
Someone give that kid in the green shirt a more vibrant color.
Are German-Dutch couples and such considered interracial?
Wtf I'm a mongrel now
I used to skate to work before the city changed paved sidewalks to tiled sidewalks. Was fast and fun as shit. Killed my laptop's hard drive though.
Yeah we do, all 320 million of us.
Just like all 320,000 white dutchmen take black cock up the ass.
Insecure cucks hiding behind a meme flag. What makes you so insecure or threatened, soy boy?
It was funny though.
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>winter ''Olympics''
no one cares
I'm half Dutch and I skate to school between Wednesday and Friday
Is dutch even a fucking place on this planet?
It says "The Dutch"
This probably sounded funnier in your head...