I did some research on the metadata and the letters om the bottom of the picture and look what I found. This is NOT a fucking larp guys, this threat is real and it concerns the whole fucking earth as of now.
This apparent spaceship is probably located over Asia as of that picture. Here's a link to the satellite monitoring it: n2yo.com/satellite/?s=41744
Yup your eyes are telling the truth, IT'S A FUCKING NORAD SATELLITE.
Where are the burgers at? Are they eating each other or something?
Kayden Walker
what the fuck is this. A secret research project by the US government?
Christian Nelson
You're looking at a NORAD satellite monitoring an alien spaceship above Asia. Fuck me, this sounds so fucking surreal just by typing than.
Jack Flores
Are you saying what were looking at is a rip in the space/time continuem?
Eli Diaz
This is fucking retarded, sometimes I'm embarrassed for you people who fall for stupid shit like this. Inb4 you call me a Jew or something
Thomas Turner
cool story bro
Daniel Gomez
It's 8:22 on the east coast, so most burgers are asleep. I'm only awake because my sleep schedule is off.
Seriously, what's going on?
Easton Barnes
WTF NORAD IS ABOVE MY CITY RIGHT NOW?! IS NZ GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO MAKE CONTACT?!
Anthony Williams
I hate niggers
Noah Murphy
What in the living fuck?
Angel Reyes
>falling for kike cgi
Cooper Reed
Jew detected
Julian Gonzalez
The pictures look kind of fake to me, to be honest. I saved them to my /x/ folder.
Jayden Hill
I don't know man, I just researched and put the strings together.
James Young
To all the people here, it is nothing. Literally a false flag slide thread to distract you from the niggers and gay and the muslims. Put sage in the option field to not bump the thread. Dont let them distract you from the real problems. I want to suggest you to not reply to this thread or if you want to just remember to put sage in the option field.
Benjamin Edwards
Literally nothing. A BLACKED thread died for this fan fiction.
Dominic Myers
How we eat burgers is none of your fucking business
Isaac Wilson
Impressive photoshop skills OP.
Matthew Thomas
this fuck you, sven
Julian Perez
...
Jackson Gutierrez
I hope it destroy some favelas
Aaron Gonzalez
Reckon there's any correlation between this and the alleged car in space launched by Melon Usk?
Kevin Jenkins
>spaceship being tracked by satellite feeds >flying in our atmosphere >"Pepe was later tracked down on Facebook and confirmed that he was the one who wrote Shadilay and that it was about a spaceship." >tfw "Shadilay" translated to "Spaceship" according to the song writer >tfw memed so hard it's actually happening
James Myers
...
Daniel Davis
Jew
Justin Ortiz
I literally have the metadata in the pic you retarded fucking burger. You want me to pull out the raw data and look for manipulations? Fine, I'll fucking do it cause somebody has to do your dirtywork every single fucking time.
Ryan Torres
praise kek.
William Brooks
It's a weather balloon, nothing to see here.
Anthony Reyes
...
Grayson Mitchell
Are they gonna blue beam the Olympics?
Tyler White
Hello Julian
That's a Grey's eye right?
Jacob Robinson
Time Travel is a mind control psyop.
They make memes, and then wait 10 or so years to trigger them.
Try to convince you that they have time travel so you basically become demoralized.
Yeah, totally, you should see my nose, you can cut a bitch with it. Jfc y'all need Jesus in your lives
Chase Taylor
>You're
Luke Ortiz
It's ok, just let him have his fun.
Carson Hall
>spaceship is probably located over Asia That is not how it works, a spacecraft orbits earth, only exception is the geostationary orbit, wich is 0° inclination and 35786 km altitude with no excentricity.
To fly over asia, you need about 10 or more degrees of inclination.
Ethan Ramirez
Nobody likes a grammer nazi bucko i cant help this shit autocorrect ai garbage
Jose Flores
Looks Quarian, has my waifu Tali come to caress my boner?
Robert Martin
...
Leo Foster
Okay so what is this going to culminate into if it even escalates? Is the government going to chimp out? An actual major happening taking place sounds too good to be true.
Easton Morgan
Calm down, Goldberg nosenstein
Owen Sullivan
Quick rundown?
Angel Wood
Not a chance. We all know they came to get a burger..only one place for that user.
Angel Nguyen
Sorry lad, but last threads were under AI bots thought you were one.
Sebastian Barnes
That's the Scrin ship from Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun.
Obvious shoop
Parker Jackson
Looks like some roasties high heel shoe.
Matthew Flores
...
Robert Torres
LARP A R P
Luke Reyes
>When you're 100% white >Get called Jew anyway
Daniel Edwards
...
Nathan Rodriguez
I aligned the color channels on the "satellite"
It looks like something a 4 year old made in 3d studio max with photoshop
Chase Allen
JIDF
Julian Brown
The bots have been getting out of hand recently. I didn't believe it for a long time until suddenly they're everywhere. Hard to believe AI has reached this level, even though they're definitely retarded. Blew my mind as a kid. Wasn't expecting aliens in that game at all.
Evan Young
It was either leaked by a hacker or the operator himself, because the metadata wasn't even scrubbed and just look at the fucking resolution and the image size.
get ready for a whole new level of globalist cuckoldry
Connor Gutierrez
Holy shit, I loved that game. And it's pretty spot-on.
Juan James
Well it's fucking fake. That was fun for about a minute.
Asher Gray
That's what I meant when I said it looked fake. The ship itself looks very much like a 3D model. The noise, static, and interference in the entire image looks like someone rendered a perfect 3D model and then said "Now I gotta make it look real" and did a terrible job at it.
Mason Hughes
IF you closely look at the bottom it states TOP SECRET
Jose Butler
I'm out, y'all seriously need something better to do. Instead of sifting through the released FBI text messages or looking into pgate and doing something productive, you focus on dumb slide larp threads like these and call people Jews. Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess
Wyatt Allen
This image is fake, the glitches have all the tells of someone into vaporwave aesthetic.
Andrew Gutierrez
Were you a special child? The opening mission is literally about a crashed spaceship
John Phillips
Kek
Levi Flores
Here's an alignment based off that image. Also an isolation of one of the color channels on the bottom left.
Nicholas James
fuck off to /x/ you nigger
Grayson Rivera
It's more like we are desperate for a happening
Austin Phillips
What does Informer by Snow have to do with mind control psy op and time travel?
Evan Green
Very, very jewish and gay.
Leo Collins
: ^( got jewed
Brandon Carter
>I'm retarded as fuck and will get excited about anything. I love anime, so there you go.
Yeah. This is why we can't have nice things.
Ayden Bailey
>The opening mission is literally about a crashed spaceship What? I think you're talking about the Firestorm expansion and it was more about the Tacitus than the ship.
Look up a walktrough on JewTube
William Morales
it's real. Bye world.
Owen Scott
Fucking Jew, but you're not wrong. I'm tired of watching them all larp.
Ayden Smith
...
Connor Price
Nice, so the faggot who made this shoop didn't even bother to make an original overlay.
Chase Anderson
Can I get a quick rundown on what is happening?Also OP from where did you get that image?
Angel Perez
obviously photoshoped, everything is distorted except the ship or whatever that is