This weapon destroys the brain

Only poor people consume coffee because it destroys the neurons.

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yes, tea is the redpill

Wtf are you on about? Proof.

But does it activate almonds?

Pretty sure caffeine is neuroprotective faggot. People who regularly consume coffee have a lowered risk of Alzheimer's

Proofs?

This. Where are the proofs?

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Based on fucking what?
Anyone who consumes it (including me) can tell you that coffee literally lifts the muddiness of a mind of ya.

Thoughts on white milk?

Well, when you are addicted to caffeine, the muddiness is the craving.

I love coffee, but I cycle off for one month a year.

>socialist intellectuals

How much did you smoke before making this post, Noam?

Smokers have a lower risk of Alzheimer's too.

white milk is bad because the cows are full of injected hormones that is also in their milk and fucks with your system.

lol anybody that takes nicotine and drinks caffeine fucking runs circles around people at work.

if i owned a company and wouldnt be imprisoned for it I would give free coffee and smokes/dip/nicotine patches at work

>be me, a software engineer
>work for a fairly large company writing embedded firmware
>spend free time contributing to open source software projects, work closely with the Morph OS project and have done testing on React OS and I'm making a compatibility layer for Linux drivers
>side hobby is homebrew computing, working on a heavily modified version of RISC-V
>live on microwave burritos and Rip-Its, usually drink a whole pot of coffee and smoke a half a pack of Marlboros a day
I feel fine. I don't know what you're on about, commie faggot.

not wanting bovine somatotropin and test in your system
dyels

I would work for you.

>morning muddiness and tired mind are cravings.
No i dont think so
But i do acknowledge once you skip your daily dose, then the addiction kicks in. Only headaches i ever get in my life are when i skip coffee. But that is easy to fix, i just drink coffee

whats the mechanism for destroying neurons?

Coffee doesn't give you lung cancer.

My teacher who also works for Google also drinks redbull/coke/coffee/smokes.

How to restore brain and neurons damaged from prolonged porn use?

Mozzarella and oysters.

>>live on microwave burritos and Rip-Its, usually drink a whole pot of coffee and smoke a half a pack of Marlboros a day
>I feel fine
Not for long, probably. OP is a nigger though regarding coffee.

abstain

Good thing I never started the caffeinated jew then

There is no proof. I've done a lot of research into this. Coffee (taken black, no added sugar) has only been shown to have some mild performance enhancement properties and neuroprotective properties. It's only bad if you consume so much caffeine that you start getting anxiety attacks and heart palpitations. That usually only happens from retards taking too much preworkout or caffeine pills though.

Most workplaces do provide free coffee, and as long as your employees were of age you could give them all the nicotine you want, I think.

they also cognitively blow people out of the water by almost every measure

dengulenegl.dk/English/Nicotine.html
probably the last serious major non-kangaroo court scientific study that will be done on smoking

Agreed, especially coca leaf tea

I quit smoking years ago but still take nicotine substitutes.

yeah, i was too caught up in the smoking aspect and forgot the obvious

It can be true that nicotine has cognitive performance enhancement effects and still causes cancer. No one is arguing that meth doesn't make you get shit done. They DO argue that the drawbacks aren't worth the benefits.

Are you for real?
So far i have reading and learning new language as a remedy to accelerate healing?
I dont know if that mri brain scan was just bs but porn damaged brain looked more fucked up that coke abuse.
Doing it now.

"Tea plants readily absorb fluoride from soil. As a result, tea drinks invariably contain high levels of fluoride."

>There is no proof.
Stopped reading there

Mozzarella and oysters are the best bioavailable sources of phenylalanine, tyramine, selenium and zinc, everything your body needs to manufacture and store dopamine.

I've been on this diet of microwave food, caffeine, and tobacco for about 6 years now. I'm only like 15 pounds overweight despite all the sugar I drink, and the only negative side to the smoking is that it's mildly painful to run up a couple flights of stairs, but I can catch my breath again about 30 seconds afterwards. Other than that I'm totally fine.

Give me amphetamine at work and I’ll solve every issue anyone ever had there. Caffeine’s all well and good too but I drink coffee because I do enjoy the taste. It’s good shit. As for smoking, I quit because poisoning your blood is not worth the nicotine boost imo.

I like a half cup in the morning.
It does give me a buzz and it's a nice ritual.
As long as I limit myself to that, I have no problems.
Alcohol, on the other hand, is genuinely a proper poison.
If we're going to go purity spiral I'd rather harp on something that actually is proven to fuck your brain and liver.
Not that I care.
I have a pint about once a week and I'm happy with that.

Ive quit a few times beyond a month and to me it was a meme that I felt better. I guess I felt maybe "less dirty" but cognitively it always felt like I was going at about 80 percent in my head.

Well then enlighten us you worthless nigger.

Brazil nuts and mustard have way more selenium. According to a study, you need 2 brazil nuts a day to get the selenium you need to buffer your brain against heavy metal damage.

Whatd you say bout muh bean water?

Really? Huh, learn something new every day!

>btw phenylalanine and tyramine are different parts of the LDOPA-dopamine synthesis cycle, user probably gets a lot of tyramine in nuts and meat already
>also zinc can give you seizures and like strychnine so don't have more than 30mg a day

It's true.

I am on 3 cups of coffee a day, and one pack of cigarettes.
I work 9-10 hour shifts as machinist operating heaving machines, I work out almost every day, eat healthy. And i have absolute zero health issues.
And i dot go into spiraling self blame over anything i do, that is 50% of health right there.

If you actually did research, then you would have come across this article full of sources. Just because you can't handle coffee doesn't make it bad.

healthline.com/nutrition/coffee-worlds-biggest-source-of-antioxidants#section4

It’s the method of nicotine delivery. You’re not supposed to inhale burning plants of any kind. Weed is even worse actually. All the nicotine does by itself is narrow and harden your arteries. Still not good. I hate how everyone just assumes that lung cancer is the fate to befall all smokers. Heart disease and circulation issues are also huge risks.

For example this is not good user. You’re gonna get atherosclerosis if you don’t already.

thats clearly not true. if you tell a normie this usually the default automaton answer is "no you just feel better than shit from the withdrawal". The average person looks at you like you dropped from outer space when you argue any benefits about it.

This. Alcohol really has no positives save for the feeling you get as you drink it. I still have some drinks on the weekends, but I won't pretend it isn't bad for me.

I don't understand the sip meme. Monster is too good to be sipped. On the other hand, Rockstar tastes so bad sipping is the only way to drink it.

WTF are you on about? That post was defending coffee as harmless at worst and probably beneficial you idiot.

I am a bit skeptic regarding safe doses of minerals, especially when it comes to natural sources of selenium. You can't OD from eating Brazil nuts for your selenium but mineral selenium used in shit like centrum comes from industrial waste...

The study on Brazil nuts were undertaken by the Brazilian government following the completion of a dam close to a native fishing spot. The natives ate the fish which gave them insane mercury and lead levels in their blood....They did not have retarded babies or any mental deficiency. It was found that the selenium in the Brazil nuts were buffering their systems. I have been trying to find an English version of the study and will post it if I find it. If not, I will have to translate the portuguese paper.

Thanks for the info user

The connection to Judaism worries me about monster though. I’m not joking you should look into it.

i see you're a man of culture as well, lad

Is the single 5 fl oz glass of red wine per day thing a meme? I thought that was supposed to be good for your health

>thats clearly not true
What is clearly not true? That nicotine doesn't cause cancer? Bullshit. Every form of nicotine delivery puts you at a massively heightened risk of some type of cancer (lungs for smoking, oral for chew/dip). Also, as this user pointed out
It fucking destroys your circulatory system.

Fat cunt

that's true, but obviously the health risks outweigh the benefits w/r/t smoking and that isn't necessarily true of coffee

The antioxidants from the grapes are what's good for you health. Just eating grapes would be much better for you.

source pls

Ahem.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/02/09/bacon-coffee-nutella-these-foods-have-cancer-links/322816002/

never trust anything that comes from the mouth of a nutritionist
it's a field with the largest amount of pseudo science, even more than psychology
and that's saying something desu

DON'T BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT, THE KIKES TRYING TO DESTROY SOUTH AMERICA.

COFFEE IS GOOD!

I started drinking those shitty Rip-It things because they're half the price and taste the same, and the logo on Monster cans is "666" written in Hebrew. It's pretty fucked up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_numerals

no u

>Every form of nicotine delivery
Please report back on how you're doing without vitamin B3. Also, you might want to look up it's /other/ name.

everything causes cancer these days. might as well enjoy life while it lasts

Coffee is great, drink in moderation and you'll be fine.

red wine helps with digestion thats why its had with food

>meat
>alcohol
>hot liquids
Looks like living gives you cancer now. Who gives a flying fuck?

My brain needs another cup of destroying, then.

>live on microwave burritos and Rip-Its, usually drink a whole pot of coffee and smoke a half a pack of Marlboros a day
but you have yet to learn about that small mass currently growing in your left lung, which will inevitably turn out to be a tumor.
i hope you're not too emotionally attached to your hair, you idiot

Coffee is heavily sprayed with pesticides. Cheap coffees, which is most, contain mold(s). Coffee is highly acidic, causing the human body to draw minerals from bones and elsewhere to counteract the acidity.

You have time to change it. Keeping fit with a reasonably balanced and varied diet is always good, and you'd be surprised how much better you feel physically regarding energy. Heavy amounts of sugar for me make me feel extremely sluggish. I only smoke cigars myself once a week, and they aren't even really that bad for you compared to cigarettes.

Cancer is essentially entropy. So simply living long enough gives you cancer.

people who drink very lightly, something like 5 drinks a week, live slightly longer than people who don't drink at all, but nobody is really sure why. at the end of the day, light drinking has a few benefits and a few risks, but doesn't really matter that much

the 18% increase in cancer risks is an increase in your baseline chance of having bowel cancer btw
so it's a 20% increase of the 0.05% chance or whatever it was
literally meaningless

>obviously
i beg to differ
you were implying with the meth comparison that people concede there is some benefit to smoking, when in the vast majority of cases that isnt true. Ive had people huff out of houses in a brainwashed fury for doing so.
>oral
so it goes from virtually nothing to next to virtually nothing. if it was a major issue you couldnt go 15 minutes out in the country without seeing some dude missing a jaw. dipping is about 95 percent less dangerous than smoking even once controlling for the smaller amount of users than smokers.

There should be a surgeons general warning on candy bars much more than cans of dip

>drinking the liquid nigger

no thanks, tea is better in any way and at the morning a cold shower gives you a better kick than coffee

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>Coffee is heavily sprayed with pesticides. Cheap coffees, which is most, contain mold(s)

>He doesn't get the organic high quality hipster shit

Embarrassing.

when you realize that scientists and politicians and billionaires also drink coffee

Is everyone today such a faggot?

Countries that lose wars drink tea. Would you like a lemon and almond milk with that zir?

It's probably because they actually have a decent social life. Being a friendless goddamn NEET has been shown to be at least as bad for your health as smoking.

That's called being tired.

>white milk
user, wat?

This study wasn't dose controlled, these are just webs of spiders dying and don't actually demonstrate anything about the drugs

>160079884
boy are you a stupid piece of shit

Is that because most die before Alzheimer's would be an issue?

>you were implying with the meth comparison that people concede there is some benefit to smoking

I concede that there are benefits, vastly outweighed by the risks.

>There should be a surgeons general warning on candy bars much more than cans of dip

Agreed.

^fucking this. Dying of "natural causes" too often is literally just your cells becoming too cancerfied to replace themselves. Cancer doesn't always manifest as a tumor, you know.

The molds from coffees significantly affect me (probably others too).

I've drank Kopi Luwak, freshly ground and brewed. It has virtually no mold(s). That's some expensive shit.

>pun intended

As someone who is currently writing spider porn I can tell you there are lots of differences between spiders and humans. Though I will admit the only place both spider cum and you cum ends up in is on your respective hands.

I never got the coffee drinking thing. Never felt a lift from casual coffee like instant etc only had it once with turkish black. Cna't stand smoking... I only drink tee, sometimes I drink abit of whiskey ...thats about it. I feel like I can't get addicted to anything.

>i hope you're not too emotionally attached to your hair
I shave my head already. I've been bald with a beard since I was like 19 or 20. No hair loss so far either.

I might try to cut back on the sugar.

>Genesis 6:3 - And the Lord said: My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh; yet his days shall be numbered one hundred and twenty years.

I remember browsing a Sup Forums thread about some open source framework for remote controlled butt plugs, then somewhere else I saw a thread about millennials and ass cancer. It gave me a hearty chuckle.

smoking redpills:

>safe. Only some brands are harmful due to additives
>raises testosterone
>tar lung study is a lie, actually caused by pollution in urban areas
>majority of people who live past 100 are smokers
>fights cancer unless you quit in old age
>prevents alzheimer's and dementia

>As someone who is currently writing spider porn
...why?

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