LISTEN UP!

Hey Sup Forums, John "Skippy" Podesta here out at Bears Ears, Utah. I have a couple minutes before I get pizza 4 an hour. Listen up. All of you hot shits come on here talking about a human trafficking ring being run out of a Pizza parlor, and I just have to lol @ all of u.
You've put my family through this debunked Pizzagate Bullshit for years now, going through my fucking fake emails and I'm fucking sick of it. All of you can eat shit.
I've seen the memes, I've seen the "infographics" connecting MY info, MY name to this shit, but I want u to listen very closely. STOP with the memes or you will be sued up the ass.
If you talk about that fucking hankerchief email one more goddamn time you're through. You may joke and use your alt-right tactics to make memes about the Luzzatto hot tub email but that one's been debunked by WaPo so eat it.
If I see that goddamn "Fatherhood" Worldcorp video one more time my lawyers will be far up your ass.
One last thing, the fake spirit cooking email, for the record I didn't even go to that. Tony went but I was @ home making risotto.

ya think yar hot shit doncha

im going to fuck you up the pooper skippy

Post wife’s tits with time stamp or gtfo

Skippy - This Pizzagate garbage has been debunked
Reporter - Would you ever torture and murder children?
Skippy - Debunked!

post a time stamp with face or gtfo

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Teleport behind me or you're a just a horrible bait.

why do you look like an AIDS patient?
>I sue you hur durr
I don't live near a government. Good luck if you think you can get penguins to sheriff my sheeit, faggot.

>falling for this bait