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Modern Art
Gavin Watson
Oliver Butler
I used to hate on modern art. Then my brother started doing it as a profession. Now he is selling giant 10 foot paintings of paint splatters for $10,000 each to rich idiots with too much money on their hands.
He even laughs about it with me. He says there is no meaning to his paintings. Then he just comes up with some super wordy description about the painting using lots of buzzwords the left loves. He is actually very right wing and concealed carries 24/7.
I've been to some of his galleries and it is hilarious seeing him chat with super leftist modern art types and they have no idea they are standing within 2 feet of a loaded firearm. They would probably piss their pants.
I'm very jealous of him.
Adam Clark
modern art was funded by the cia to make the soviet union think america had better high culture than them
which is funny because soviet citizens loved american rock and roll and blue jeans, and their inability to get what they wanted did more to undermine communism than any abstract art did
Liam Miller
Unironically this. Jackson pollack was receiving money from cia slush funds. Not sure if he was aware or not.
Jeremiah Davis
damn, what a genius. Maybe I should suggest this to my own brother. How does he find the richies, anyway?
Connor Turner
does shitposting count as underground art?
Ryder Green
Modern art is money laundering you retarded buffoons. No rich person buys it to look at. Its a form of currency for rich people to buy and sell to each other for favors
Noah Brown
Everything can be Post-Modern art, even this post is art.
Austin Rodriguez
here. my friends, is a beautiful piece I just did on drawisland. It represents powerful families, along with the civil right movement in the early 60s.
Justin Ortiz
[insert the thing about the opportunistic dudes selling "male tears" mugs to feminists]