Why the fuck is she so retarded

Why

Because is cute and you should enjoy her.

Since when retarded=cute?

She got dropped on her head as a kid. Her mom drank too much while she was pregnant. Her friends played doctor and gave her a lobotomy.

It's always been. You're the exception of course, you're ugly and retarded

There is nothing wrong with being retared

Aho-mom please go

Canon manga explanation right here. In essence Aho Girl is what happens when jews gain control over your race.

If the cock can cure bitchiness, why can't it cure retardation?
I think they should have George knot her in the pussy.

There was an incest henti about that.

But she doesn't look like a transsexual mulatto.

But does she get the knot?

because best girl sayaka is there and something has to balance her out

>not being retarded

>best girl sayaka
I think you mean Ruri, user.
Don't worry, it's a common mistake for beginners.

>not getting dropped on your head as a kid
>not having an alcoholic mother
>not receiving a lobotomy from your friends

...

God is punishing her mom for raping the nicest man on Earth.

>tfw no Downs Syndrome gf

God is also punishing the nicest man on Earth.
>come home after a long while
>get bombarded with rape attempts and tard-wrangling duty

Life is suffering

I want to breed a dynasty of idiots with her.

How did she even get into high school?

that explains everything

He's too nice, he honestly thinks he has a nice and loving family and doesn't know his wife is trying to sleep with the neighbor boy and turn their daughter into a rapist.

Plus God is clearly on his side. After coming home for the first time in a while after working a lot, through a series of events both his wife and daughter end up drinking the drugged juice and passing out before they can bother him, so he gets a nice peaceful evening to relax.

She engulfed a lot of bananas.

The mom sucked a whole lot of dick. That should be obvious by now.

Ruri knows Sayaka is best girl though

>Plus God is clearly on his side
He got raped by an insane girl because she didn't want to work in the future.

You're not a cute girl though so nobody loves you for it.

Her mom raped her brother and that kind of incest fucks your genes.
Mom is retarded as well and the INT stat comes from the mother.

Maybe I'm the minority, but Yoko Hikasa high pitch screaming voice is shit. Specifics include the handcuffing scene, where it degrades into incomprehensible screeches. Other than that, sexy voice though

Shitty friends in the childhood.

It's an intentional jap thing. She's capable of making her screams sound different like in other shows (hataraku and symphogear come to mind) but japs actually like the goofy screeching like that for comedy if their comments on nip stream sites are anything to go by. Like her yell just before she does the handcuffs. It starts off fine like what she does in action shows but intentionally made to be autistic screeching in the end. I think japs get a kick out of hearing her lapse into her Maria voice and then go full goofy. The same goes for aho Hibiki based on the number of "dirty symphogear" or "diry gungnir" comments I read.

If the teachers failed her then they would have to see her again next year.