Your traped in a closet with a gun that has 2 bullets and your w/ 3 people

>a fucking leaf
>a fuckong turkroach
>a fucking aussie shitposter
to get out of the closet 2 must die and 1 must live.
take your pick Sup Forums

One for each

I put all three rounds into OP and then beat his faggot face in with the empty gun until there is nothing left. Then the 3 of us embrace our death as it was a worthwhile sacrifice.

I shoot the Aussie and the Turk so they don't have to see what I do to the fucking leaf with my bare hands

Shoot the leaf
Shoot the roach
Go grab a beer with a new found aussie friend.
Australian anons are awesome.

This.

Save the Aussie of course

Myself, twice.

One good bullet can easily penetrate two necks at that range. Third guy gets the second bullet and I win.

2 "dick" shots at the leaf

Why? Do you have solid evidence of HIllary's crimes?

kill the roach and aussie obviously

The t*rk and the Bruce, my fellow leaf and I will then go for poutine and Molsons

aussies are the best shitposters kill the roach and leaf

The leaf and the turk

Leaf and roach even if I don't have to

yeah sorry aussie.
/s for roach

Fourth post best post

Shoot myself in the stomach twice and slowly bleed out, obviously

shoot the leaf and then shoot myself

he's still going

>traped

bust the closet door open
and then shoot the roach and leaf

shoot turkroach two times

shoot the roach
shoot the aussie
get out of the closet
pistol whip the leaf to death
hang myself

Turk and leaf... OZs are our bros.

Shoot the lock off.
Open door
Go make pop tarts

The leaf and turk in a fucking heartbeat, then banter with the Australian

Shoot myself twice. It's their problem now.

How is this even up for debate? The australian lives of course.

2 in the leaf. i’m an amerifat so one of the other two will starve to death first. then leave.

Why do you need a meme flag to ask such a stupid question? Sometimes I wonder if the roach, poo in loo, leaf, aussie shitposter is just the left divide and try to conquer.

Shoot the leaf in the head.
Shoot the roach in the spinal cord.
Pummel the roach to death with shitposting aussie.

>Not raping the leaf

Two the turk, have bants with the other two until we all die / eaten whatever.

shoot myself two times
one in the guts,one through head

or this

Shoot the leaf twice then beat the roach to death with the gun

im the leaf, so i kill myself and therefore win

checkmate

Shoot the leaf twice.

Easiest choice ever, the leaf and the roach.
The colony shitposters can at least sometimes be funny.

This entire construct is a fallacy. In Trudeaupia no leaf is in the closet anymore.

Leaf and Turk die, no question. Unless the Aussie is a nigger. In fact, what’s the nigger ratio? Basically, the niggers die...so yeah, the Turk for sure.

KeK

Leaf and turk. Aussies are great.

>Shoot the leaf and roach, two for one while the faggots make out with each other.
>Give the ozzy a beer and the gun and wish them a safe return home, those emu's can be dangerous.

Leaf twice
Can't be too sure

You could beg em to line up in a row and shoot one bullet through 3 Skulls. After that special moment, shoot yourself.

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I'm half australian so I'd take out the ozzie, and the leaf.

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The Turk survives. I need my kebab and funny tasting bread. Plenty of me where I come from, not like they would miss anyone.

>kill the leaf and the turkroach
have you ever even drank with an aussie?

I would Kill myself you normie scum

Kill the leaf and roach. I could IRL shitpost in a closet with an Aussie for days.

2 into the dog fucker

Turkroach and leaf, how is this any sort of mental obstacle?

Turk and leaf. Aussie can live. I enjoy their shitposts

agreed

Agreed, where my Australian cousins? :)

implying aussies are bad

The roach and leaf get the bullet.

I'd threaten to kill the turk if the leaf doesn't suck him off.
Kill the leaf and turk when the deed is done.
Call the leaf a homo before shooting him.

The aussie lives because hes the only one who'd appreciate the humor of my plan.