Say something mean about her

say something mean about her

protip: you can't

incapable of multiple orgasm

That's your fault then

She faints after exploding. No wonder no one wanted to party with her.

Poorfag.

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I'm sorry

Worst girl

When is the OVA coming?

She's worthless as a party member.
She can only use her one spell once, then you have to worry about her incapacitated body while in the middle of battle. Even Darkness was more useful.
Aqua is the most useful party member but everyone talks shit about her because they're retarded.

Her explosions are tiny and almost flat.

you're flat and unattractive. I'd rather have Yunyun Yunyun's over you anyday.

Ofcourse, who needs Yunyun when you have Darkness and Aqua

>the member who one-shots bosses is worthless
What did he mean by this? Even Kazuma admitted otherwise.

>one shots bosses
That happened like what, once out of how many bosses?
Most of the time her explosion does jack-shit.

Objectively speaking, she's almost completely worthless. Her only use is boss killing, and only outdoors at that. She's a pitiful creature that I want to spoil and protect with my life.

>Loli
>One trick pony, and it's not even good enough to be reliable
>Waifu bait
>Pathetic
You fags are too easy to please if this is the kind of character you like

I could say a lot of mean things about her, but I'll just restrict myself to the fact that her character unfortunately attracts criticism by people who have no idea what they're talking about().

Would she fall for this?

Pathetic, one trick pony waifu bait describes every single girl in this show

Undoubtedly.

What does it say?

I love Aqua.

Kazuma points out that it's like Megumin and him are on a date while Aqua watches.

And Megumin confirms that being together with the person she likes is in fact a date.

bad terry crews ripoff, not even black

Overrated

>How to trigger Megufags, 101

Samefagging made it sadder
People used to put effort on their axisposting before, what happened?

I moved on from Axisposting, so I'd say it's also the case for the others. It was fun while the anime was airing, but Aqua just doesn't have Megumin's long-lasting appeal.

She's a glass cannon

So only the actual retards who unironically like and self insert ship with Aqua are left?

She's boring and her joke got old the episode after she appeared.

Who knows.

Autistic

You seem extremely mad.

she's a full caster
with 1d6 hit die, she'd easily get killed, should've played literally any other caster for more health and better combat

>but muh fireball
Eldritch knights can cast that easily and have a 1d10 hit die
your move Sup Forums

I feel sorry for actual Aqua fans.

>if you like the one girl in the main cast that doesn't revolve around the self-insert MC's dick you're self-inserting
I don't follow

Does not matter when you're level 30

>implying level 20 isn't the max level
what are you prestige classing?
fuck outta here with your 3.5 bullshit

Why don't you try reading that again, INT penalty-kun?

Is that erin primette

Back to you, what the fuck is an Eldritch Knight?

A Fighter subclass that's kinda like Paladins but instead of begin able to cast a few Cleric spells, it's Wizard spells

Nah, you're the biggest idiot left.

Sounds like special snowflake bullshit, to be honest.

It's a way to simplify things
Level 1-2 you're a fighter, rogue, monk etc.
Level 3 you choose what kind type you are
Assassin, Champion, Way of the Hand, Evocation wizard etc.

The Melee classes all have one caster subclass is all, so you can now melee and or cast spells on your turn if you want

it's not that snowflake-y nor complicated, just more open for anyone to choose what they want to play

As Megumin consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within her body to break down her food into usable energy.

Know your names, mate. Glass cannon implies its best defense is offense- it has staying power provided they don't fuck up. Megumin is a nuke, her defense is her squadmates that carry her and then drop her onto something they can't beat normally, in the rest of the situations she may as well be a brick.

shit character from a shit series that's only liked by redditers

You could do that before though, just had to multiclass
I guess it's easier for people to have a million premade classes to go and kill shit, but still I prefer fewer classes with meaning behind them, makes for more fulfilling roleplay.

I want [s4s] to stop obsessing over my girlfriend

...

You don't have to multi class anymore, what I like about it 5th is that each subclass gets cool shit after so many levels,
so one could multiclass in 5th,but you lose out on gaining some good shit
Ancients pally becomes a literal angel at lvl 20
etc.

That's cool I guess, but I feel that more classes just limit the possibilities. Like, who are you, why are you there, what's your purpose. More classes means more specialised lore behind them and also lifts a lot of the drama that comes with multiclassing.
But I guess that doesn't matter in a game where you just want to kill bigger things each session. D&D is just not that good of a roleplaying game, but an excellent battle and dungeon crawling ruleset. Seems like that's even more true for the newer editions. Nothing wrong with that.

Aqua that shows jealousy is the sign of the end of other ships
The author dedicates to Aqua an image of her reaction
The end of the manga is near
She will win

I kinda like it, because it's not that there are more classes, You're still a fighter, or a monk, just... more than just a simple 'Fighter'
Adds more depth, and I've had plenty of low combat sessions, even campaigns with these classes.
there's a new thing in 5th where you talk about your backround, literally called backround.
it's where you get most of your skills, any extra languages and how the common people interact with you, such as the Folk hero backround lets you go into smaller towns and have people recognize you for good deeds, Haunted one would have people scared of you from your petrifying aura that surrounds you. etc. etc. there's a ton of them, and most people create their characters back story based off that, just because you're a rogue thief does not mean you have to take the criminal backround, hell you have the acolyte backround and come from a clergy of some sorts or something.

Aqua has been jealous since day one. All her interest in Kazuma's relationships are for making fun of him purposes.
Whatever helps you sleep at night though.

She's a one pump chump who squirts from one spell and is useless the rest of the day.

The text doesn't even mention her being jealous.

But that's why she's so great.

>Aqua is the most useful party member

>ruins everything
>lands them in enormous debt with her incompetence
>causes a massive haunting by being a lazy cunt
>torments the lich who is one of their few supporters
>wastes party funds on food and booze
>wastes skill points on party tricks
>gets Kazuma murdered

Just pointing that Aqua is a literal attention whore since the first sentence of the series.

>you'll never be able to mercilessly tease and then violate Megumin's body
>you'll never slide into her dripping wet pussy that's soaked from the pleasure of explosions
>you'll never bear her half-hearted protests while she orgasms on your cock
>you'll never hear her beg for you to explode inside her
>you'll never hear her soft breaths and feel her flat chest against your back as you carry her home afterwards

stubborn one-joke high-maintenance character getting stale after 2 episodes, and being useless to her party 95% of the time

The only times she's useful is when she is forced to clean up after her own shit.
That's her charm though, I can't understand Aquafags.

She'll never feel my dick inside her.

Yeah, she's only good for one shotting ridiculously strong bosses with one shot. What a coincidence that 95% of her party's job is exactly that! Who would have thought!

Her charm is that she manages to be sort of cute and likable in spite of being a useless cunt that ruins everything. Pretending she isn't a destructive dead weight is just delusional.

That's a positive thing, not something negative

>gets Kazuma murdered
Kazuma's been permanently in her debt since she revived him without having anything to do with his death (Kobolds).
She even saved Darkness and her dad's lives, something that no other priest would have been able to do

As long as she eventually cleans up her own messes Aqua's a big net positive on the party

Some people just need to idolise every trait of a character, I guess.
Unhealty waifuism

>Kazuma's been permanently in her debt
Not like she isn't in his debt too, without Kazuma she would have starved thrice the first week

>Aqua is good if you manage her right
You may be onto something there, not like that isn't the entire premise or anything.

>waifuing a character without loving her flaws
Gay.

That'd be healthy. Denying the flaws are there at all is the problem

>Kazuma's been permanently in her debt since she revived him without having anything to do with his death

She's the bit that tricked him out of going to heaven to begin with. He wouldn't have to worry about dying if she didn't manipulate him into going into this shithole world to begin with. Everything bad Kazuma experiences there is directly her fault because of it.

We don't necessarily know what heaven's like in that world, but I imagine most would rather have a second chance at life if they died so young
And if he really hates his new life so much he can just kill himself and have Eris send him to heaven

Next time he dies and sees Eris he should just ask her if he can trade out Aqua for her.

so in volume 12 megumin kazuma accepts megumin's proposal of becoming "more than friends but not lovers yet" and they both decide to try to hide it from aqua and darkness

Yup. But Eroness also makes moves on Kaz.

Is megameme going to win the Kazumabowl?

I think so. The author has been treating her like a shoujo manga heroine since volume 9.
In the afterwords of volume 9, he said that he intends to make her realize "the stench of her love". I think what he meant by this is making her realize the consequences her relationship with Kazuma could have on the party, and his intent is to make her rise above them.

>Is megameme going to win the Kazumabowl?
nope
bullshit

This is just my interpretation of the afterwords of volume 9 based on what happens in volume 12. No need to get angry.

It'd be nice for the dfc to win for a change, and I think she's the most compatible out of the cast. Except for maybe the lich.

is just ur classic megumin hater behavior, or better said, internet troll behavior

In this Vol12:
Aqua who becomes more conscious of Kazuma is a miracle
Megumin is very stupid but she gives the chance to other girl to win the Kazumabowl

>only outdoors
Do you even comprehend on a theoretical level how much more effective she would be indoors?

Yunyun is exponentially better; she's much more beautiful, more powerful, can permanently reduce max health in combat, and will be the leader of the red demons.

Kuzumincucks btfo

If she didn't kill herself and party while doing it.

Baka.

They have Lalatina for a reason

>Implying it wouldn't kill everyone except her

I like that they better eachother and share interests without being "carbon copy" made for the other.

>she's much more beautiful
That's canonically wrong though.

>implying Kazuma wouldn't make her an armor upgrade to fit megumeme inside
Do you even self-propelled artillery brah?

Yunyun is objectively more beautiful.

You're just a doodoo head.

I think shelling the temple with field guns would be safer than detonating a gun-type fission bomb inside.

I trust Kazuma's judgement 100%. He is a man of taste and would never lie about Megumin being more beautiful.

But would it be as cool and effective?

>Trusts Kuzuma's judgement

>He's nanometers from Lalatinapussy

>UR MUSCLES R /fit/ AF