Post you're waifu others explain why exactly she is shit.
Post you're waifu others explain why exactly she is shit
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bitch face
Because she's Erza.
2hot
there is absolutely nothing bad anyone could say about Akari.
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You're waifu is perfect.
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Not a virgin.
Chunni slut who would fuck anyone for a chance to get better explosion magic.
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You are, in all honesty, a man of fine taste.
Her optimism is annoying and she's a furry.
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>she's a furry
>implying that's a bad thing
>Not a virgin
Not true
She a pyromaniac.
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yiff in hell
Too good for this world.
Should be easy, right?
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Trash thread. Why would anyone want to post their waifu and encourage people to insult her is beyond me.
This, Erza was the purest.
Checkmate.
>Not a virgin
She's confirmed pure
but i really need her in this world :(
sorry user, but she is perfection
Asspull: the character.
Useless.
But i like her.
Perfect.
Pretends to be pure but she is not.
Exhibitionist with Jelal fetish
You're not as sexy as explosions.
You're not door-kun.
Why are you people into girls that are already taken?
She's bossu, your waifu is not shit user.
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Don't even think about answering with something different than
I don't see anything.
Now judge my perfect wife, faggots.
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She's a snek
>Should be easy, right?
Oh boy. Isn't she that idiot bitch who was so stupidly evil and sadistic that she completely fucked her own side in a war for survival against aliens?
Yeah, there's not a single good thing about her except for her body.
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>she's not C.C.
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Shit.
Not shit.
They only exist in Jap media and our dreams.
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I don't have enough furniture to bend her over to fuck in my small apartment.
All of you're waifus are perfect, anons.
T-thank you
Y-you too
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good man
I just wanted to post her.
Now hear me for a second. It is impossible to explain why she is shit. Why? Because her essence is true love. She is perfect and so is her love. I know for sure because I know her true essence (fuck off, Galileo) and her true essence is the opposite of shit. Her love has illuminated me, and through eyes that can see beyond the apparent, I can see her true essence, hidden behind the attributes of the flesh. I can see further, beyond the disjunctive between explaining and understanding. It is through her presence and her love for me that It is possible to get to the depths of her true self, her true essence.
What I'm talking about here is beyond comprehension for positivists. If you find yourself not understanding this, I'm sorry to say that you're only living your life like an animal that only believes in what their mortal eyes can see and can't comprehend the perfection that exists, lives through, and goes beyond the physical world.
She's the most perfect superhuman you could ever know. Damn, people would create religions based of her pure presence. She is kind, friendly, honest, smart, has heterochromia (cute!) and likes saury. She is, in fact, a divine being. More so, she is the only real divine being.
You only have a biased perception, devoid of any real understanding, and anything you could say about her as a 'flaw' in an attempt to explain why she is shit, it's only because you don't know her. Now please go on with your life and refrain from replying, because all your efforts would be in vain. Be ashamed of your putrid vision, dyed of mortal life!
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>can't cook/will possibly poison you with her cooking
>cold-blooded
>giant tail that can crush you
>super heavy due to her tail
Only one of those is an actual flaw though; she's perfect otherwise
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Why not make a "say something nice about other people's waifu" thread instead of this?
But then how are we supposed to get mad at each other?
You could always hijack the thread.
cutie...
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you're waifu will make paper cut in your dick every time you fuck her.
ugly
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It's been awhile since I've watched the show, but I don't recall her, despite being artificial, being MADE of paper. So that reasoning is stupid.
manwhore
Twin tails a shit
Asspull Mary Sue slut, candy-loving pervert
Autistic kid obsessed with explosions, silly hat, featured in that stupid edit Sup Forums keeps reposting
Embarrassing all the time, can only row fast if she turns around which defeats the point, too many AHIII
Doesn't exist
Too wordy, not fresh enough
Fucking nigger fairy
War criminal, also red eyes look silly
Bad friend, probably smells bad, creepy Tsukasa edits ruined her
Too fast for me
Vaporwave nerd, too many people love her, probably lesbian too
Fedora wearing neckbeard that will never be animated
No fanarts, stupid goggles anyway
isn't she like an alien
Manface, probably a Tumblr feminist
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>been my waifu for years, ever since seeing it on adult swim way back when I was a wee lad
>everyone will think I only like her because FLCL is coming back
Suffering ;_;
That's a husbando
Female Goku
not anime but please eat her
Here shirt has a peen on it, also she fucks her dad
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Huge slut
I dont expect anyone to recognize her to be honest
NOT EVEN ONE FUCKING KISS
Freak
Extra pure, canon certified
the way i like it.
Top taste m8
You literally can't.
waifu
Brainless bimbo who goes around showing her panties to random royalty and wants to fuck her own stepbrother who she doesn't deserve anyway.
This outta be interesting.
Got raped by her mother and enjoyed it
trigger sucks
>Her optimism is annoying
well, that's just like your opinion man
>she's a furry
Cait Sidhe isn't literally a giant cat.
It's a representation of Neo-Venezia as a whole.
>Embarrassing all the time
Aika is just image obsessed to a ridiculous degree.
>can only row fast if she turns around which defeats the point
She can do fine, she's a Prima after all.
>too many AHIII
I really don't see your problem with the HAHI
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>B-but it's implied she's not pure
She wouldn't be pure after I'm done with her anyway
>tfw a part of me wants to post her because I liked to talk about her and prove people wrong whenever they said something bad about her
>can't post her because she has grown way too precious to me now
This is why I hate these threads.
I post my waifu in all kinds of these threads and no one ever answers
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Don't feel so bad about it user, I think you're waifu is used goods and a slut. Feel better now?
NO TITS