Modern Art

Not even realistic. Where is his dick?

Other urls found in this thread:

humanist.no/2017/08/alt-art-nar-frosken-kommer-sekken/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

This is just a common pepe. Look at the pose, look at the lips.

Could be worse.

This is at a local museum right now.

Shitting on modern art thread?

Doesn't look a thing like him

They should have used this as a template

I remember when I was in my late teens/early 20's, I thought "oh it just must be way more complex than I'm able to appreciate/understand." I then took courses in art, studied art history (not as a major), got into local art scenes, and eventually realized it was in fact, all bull shit. it's the perfect example of the empreror's new clothes.

don't tell that to the art students who are into it though. they are mostly mentally ill liberals with inferiority complexes

>see how crude and unskilled painting is
>think to myself "I guarantee the artist is some uppity negress chosen solely for her race"
My shock. Can you imagine it?

Holy shit my sides. This was the best they could do. So dignified. What the fuck.....

...

...

I wonder why they gave her long white woman hair, seeing as she's never had that hair style, then realize the hack painter gave her longer hair to avoid painting her quarterback shoulders.

...

This thread is funny to roughly a dozen people who will never be as educated, wealthy, popular, or loved as Michelle Obama.

I saw this shit in the Harvard Art Museums across the hall from works by Van Goghs and Georges Seurat.

>he thinks the painting is good
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

Where do you people come from?

Titled: "Designated"

at least I'm not a nigger

Who is that supposed to be?

at least the face looks like him. then the rest is just a huge mishmash of WHAT THE FUCK. the background is the worst part. I don't know what the fuck that guy was thinking

mfw looking at modern art

watch out boyos the unpassable tranny idf has arrived

ugly as fuck

>Doesn't like Rothko
Absolute brainlet detected

...

Van Gogh isn't exactly traditional either, culturally illterate american man.

holy shit that's awful
>inb4 do better
I can, I finished art school
>haha you finished art school
I know

it is odly amusing

>And it's beautiful

Van Gogh was a disaster

The only resemblance is the massive man hands

>Coolest president in the jungle

posting a rare impressionist painting

And Obama's (pic related)

celebrating van gogh was when it all started going downhill. his stuff is neat but he is put WAY higher on a pedestal than need be. he wasn't very skilled, but his art did have emotion and authenticity to it. he somehow turned into a pop culture icon and that is where he somehow got turned into this weird ass idol of the tortured artist

It literally looks like a different person. I don't see anything that look alike Michelle, they even lightened her skin color.

but rothko was a good painter

K

ALL her art looks exactly the same! There's zero creativity! She just lazily draws and paints a negro just standing there head on.

>arm as wide as face
Pretty faithful to reality

True, but he was still before this whole bullshitbleftist post modernism bullshit. Then again I think a buncha it was funded by the CIA as some social attack on the Soviet Union.

Nah, just stating the obvious.

Bait city

edgy

tall white athletic aryan male who regularly puts penis in vagina of all colors

retard

Tortured artists have been idolized since Augustine's time

I dont think he's lamenting the lack of tradition, but the lack of talent, uppity eurotrash tween.

A gay artist?! They must have worked really really hard to find one. Never heard of such a thing.

Sup Forums discussing "modern art" is like listening to socialists talk basic economics

lmfao his hands are half the length of his arms

...

>black faggot
>the choice was fated
Gee, we can only guess at why obama chose him.

Lol they made her a Mexican. All black features whitewashed

"modern art" is just money laundering. Why would you spend months or years honing a masterpiece when you can slather 3 lines on a canvas in 15 minutes and call it a day? They'll sell the same either way

>user accidentally discovers the van Gogh portrait used as the template for Wojack
Even our memes make better art than "modern art"

Yes, schoolchildren across the country love how she made sure the little peasants were served slop.

It doesn't look like her in the slightest. Not trying to be racist here, but this just looks generic.

What I assumed happened was they softened her niggerlike features, and lightened her skin a bit. Something about it just seems like they didn't use a reference picture except for the part in her hair.

> This is the best America can afford right now

You guys are done

Look at this pussy not calling him a niggerfaggot

Is it about the application of paint on huge canvases? That is the only way I could see technical value in it.

severely underrated

>Gee, we can only guess at why obama chose him.

#metoo

kek

>What I assumed happened was they softened her niggerlike features, and lightened her skin a bit. Something about it just seems like they didn't use a reference picture except for the part in her hair.

Painted by a nigger.

>deeply contemplating the meaning of the polish flag

ayyy lmao

That works too. I just get tired of typing it all the damn time.

Nice.

Wow dude you think it’s ok to make fun of other blacks bc they waznt prez n shiet?

You can at least tell that's supposed to be Obama.
Michelle looks nothing like herself (plus 20 years younger)

the painting in that pic looks way better then the one she did for the fucking former first lady

>no giant gold chain/rope around his neck and kinte cloth suit
what kind of whitewashed bullshit is this?

it explains why she apparently struggled so much to do an angled pose correctly, Michelle's face is not right, it looks bland and awkward. the proportions are wrong, it really doesn't capture the manliness of her face.

I would imagine this is not what you'd want as an official portrait. but who knows, its looks like a beginner art student tried water colors for the first time.

So what's up with these "official portraits"? Are they going to hang in the white house or something?

I do like this modern art statue of Donald Trump.

Shows what a jerk off he is.

That's how I imagine the purgatory

This but more. It’s just a commodity. The “art” doesn’t have to have any actual aesthetic value, it just has to be promoted as valuable and scarce. Just like stocks, the more people who buy into a brand the higher it’s share price goes. Rich people buy branded art, as an investment. Art is basically a form of currency not unlike bitcoin..as its also bought into in the belief that it will grossly inflate in value.
This is why ordinary people cannot get to grips with modern art, they are continually bullshitted to about it, by elitist snobs who pretend it has some intrinsic aesthetic beauty, when all it is, is a highly promoted brand. Modern art is a brilliant scam and it’s worth studying the real social and economic dynamic behind it because it is a microcosm of what modern capitalism is...
>absolute bullshit

TOP

If they got a real Artist they'd undoubtedly show that manliness which is not what the globalists want people looking back on in a century.

Why is he hiding in a hedgerow?

t.urban intellectual

...

they'll hang it outside on a bush I reckon

Subliminal muh dick reference.

kek

too much artifacting on that screenshot, i want to see it in high res; looks like he made Obama more nigrified. and that background, it just washes out everything.

Great thread

>It doesn't capture the manliness in her face

Thats it, you nailed the description that describes her. Thats what was missing.

I would have literally never guessed this was Michelle Obama had someone asked me to identify this painting.

>Tfw he used to be my favorite painter

Untermensch artist with Untermensch Art

>African father
Cuban.

Either will stay in the Smithsonian Art Gallery or possibly moved to the Obama library after constructed.

>unironically liking Rothko
It's Monday and you should be in school faggots.
Adults are talking shit about art.

Art thread? In this uncultured den of useful idiots?

Il contribute. This is some Norwegian who made some shit tier "alt right" art as coined by the Norwegian msm.

Cant remember the name of the good artist in Norway creating pepe art. There is one that did some good fucking work. But this chick is fun af.

>going to search for the good one
>enjoy this cringey drunk
humanist.no/2017/08/alt-art-nar-frosken-kommer-sekken/

>This thread is funny to roughly a dozen people who will never be as educated, wealthy, popular, or loved as Michelle Obama.
>roughly a dozen people will never be as good as Michelle Obama
Well we can agree on that at least.

...

This is the future (((they))) want

Why are his legs cut off? What’s with the ivy?

>doing the same shit over and over again

...and? and?! Tell me what to think huffpo!

>we need to get rid of the migrants somehow, says Lilith Keogh