NEW GAME

A...user-kun, do you want to go to the movies this weekend?

No, I'm going with Nene and brown girl

You've got yourself a deal

Only if you bring the tomboy.

Only if I get to fuck you afterwards

I'm already going to the beach with my girlfriend Nene.

Only if it's with Yun-chan.

Damn, those nenes.

Girls can't date girls!

What kind of movies would Yun like?

Romcom!

Is it true there are males in S2?

TONIGHT
YOU

There were males in S1

why would we bring the sperg along.

Because she has no romance in her own life.

Fun fact : the French word "nénés", pronounced exactly like Nene's name, translates to "tits".

Sorry, do I know you?

Sorry I'm dating Ahagon

Yes. This pimp ass nigga. You don't need other men, this the only male you need, and he isn't letting any other dudes near his harem

Nice.

can confirm

Because she isn't fat

>they all work 12 hour days and even on weekends too
>probably get paid dog shit

How hasn't everyone in Eagle Jump killed themselves?

Thanks France

Can girls touch hands with girls?

Uhm yeah, who else to hold hands with?

My dick

I want Aoba to sit on my face

>tfw you will never volunteer as a chair for Eagle Jump

They will call the cops if a fat smelly white male try to enter the department while stuttering.

I'm not into fat chicks.

Not even Hana-chan would take you.

I don't date chubsters

A fat man would make a good chair though, wouldn't you say?

Their main concern is the likelihood of chikan.

>Thinking this old hag would ever let one of her delicious employees anywhere within 25 meters of testosterone.

I'd date that fatty.

for sex sure

Only if you let me prod your anus by my tongue at the end of the date.

Isn't Hajime the biggest normalfag in the series?

I want to fuck her into het.

I thought Aoba was considering the only game she talks about is Faries Stories.