Pot Noodle for lunch An energy drink for dinner Then its off to the bookies To bet on winner I've got 30 quid in me pocket And some bus fare to get ome' Fire up the internet Time to post on polllllllll
Turn on the telly Luv pass us't remote Beat me wife for chatting To the postman on her own Flicking through the channels Oh fuck me, what a joke Sky sports one Abuu mugwababa just scod' a goal
Chorus: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL If you're paki time to go.... homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Down't at spoons if you wanna tokeeeeeee Av got a tattoo ov st georges flag on me throoooooooooat Send the wogs back to the con---gooooooooo
Gimme my fucking ivor novello you cunts
Adrian Gutierrez
I want to get a tattoo with flags in it. What do you lads think of something like this?
Josiah White
The spirit of British imperialism lives on. Makes me proud.
Jaxon Diaz
If your under the illusion that this general is less cringy that the rest of Sup Forums, I have bad news.
guy at work just gets tattoos for fun. Got tom hardy as bronson on his arm for the sake of it
Levi Sanders
What we watching on telly, lads?
Grayson Jackson
repeats of pointless
Camden Diaz
Would you give up your life to fend off the Sharia from these isles?
Aiden Gutierrez
>Got tom hardy as bronson on his arm for the sake of it At least it wasn't lewd.
Documentary about Caesar.
James Phillips
What are your thoughts on exposing your todger to people on public transport? Is this redpilled?
Jacob Jones
>Watching TV People still do this?
Liam Baker
>Is this redpilled? Pretty sure it's illegal. She doesn't look impressed.
Austin Cook
steerpike where are the new vids death penalty
Anthony Cook
Throw them in jail.
Nathaniel Green
Bit harsh, lads. We were all born nude
Tyler Cook
>no comfy ww2 games >tfw
Daniel Bennett
>Labour embroiled in new discrimination row over equalities conference which bars white men from attending
VOTE LABOUR ALL ME LIFE
Juan Green
looks great
Jordan Brown
and you'll die nude
Carter Brooks
Bring on the shariah inshallah, better than current liberal crap, mabye white birthrates will go up if women know there place
Jeremiah Scott
The sauronoids gather around my deep space surveyor craft My stasis tank bleeps and my heatproof skin shimmers I charge up my omni blasters and plant a mine in the airlock I quickly ejaculate on the desk to perhaps confuse a passing invader or something Shove a couple of Jaffa cakezions in my mouth quickly and get crumbs in my cumtron Shit myself out of sheer laziness as I rationalise it as a sauronoid deterrent The aliens penetrate the sphincter of my mining vessel with their boarding shaft Shoot lasers at them, hands all pooey now where I couldn't help but investigate the damage earlier Years alone in space makes you go mad, I alerted the sauronoids to my presence with a com signal for no reason Sauronoids take me prisoner, as they cuff me with energy bracelets they cant help but be distracted by the expertly crafted anime sculptures that take up most of the living space They have sensed something is very wrong with everthing in this scenario, even in their emotionless lizard minds with zero reference as to what normal human behaviour should look like Giggle to myself as the lizard men try to salvage the machinery of my ship, having to wipe unidentified fluids off everything with their silly lizard man kitchen towels Carameldansen blasting through the alarm speakers constantly, they can't turn it off and begin to shoot the speakers The lizard men are all trying to avoid looking at me and fighting amongst themselves as to who has the burden of escorting me to their brig
Luke Evans
Which side are you on? Would you ban this hateful discrimination?
Connor Moore
not in the current climate
Grayson Russell
just fucked the diet and ate 4 maryland cookies and about 10 quality street
James Taylor
...
Brandon Evans
love you lulu
Hudson Evans
Not if the meeting was held in a concentration camp.
Jacob Lewis
That would be so sweet if I believed it.
Eli Morgan
You'd think encouraging it would help built a racial divide but you can't underestimate cuckoloids. They'd still vote for Labour.
Dominic Anderson
any other wagies in here depressed about work tomorrow? how do you cope with this.
im going to work tomorrow for the first time in about 4 weeks and im fucking pissed off i did nothing with all that free time
Ayden Clark
Anyone else think that we need to organise? We need fraternity & brotherhood. Online & IRL. discord: WGhf6yV
Jackson Powell
whatever you say GCHQ
Julian Morales
Don't keep sugary snacks at home. When you're binge-buying food just buy meat or cheese or something instead, not as bad to binge on.
Adam Richardson
99% of these discords ive been on are as off topic and blackpilled as this shithole
Brody Green
Is this a song about being arrested by alien police officers for watching dodgy porno?
Jack Price
It's hard hiding you power level.
>inb4 phone poster
Tell a new gf im getting a phone because i need more storage, too many trolling jpegs. >"I hope they're jokey pics user and not nasty ones" >"j-jokey yeah.."
Was i fuck her on valentines i'll show her fookin jokey lads!
Gabriel Sanchez
Really? That bothers you? Grow up you sado.
Also I see no pizzagate threads linking Oxfam with the Clinton Foundation in Haiti, raping the locals?
Intredasting.
Cameron Lee
Suit yourself, but you know it needs to happen. Just don't do anything illegal if you're not taking risks.
Justin Parker
*your *when
Zachary White
I'm making an effort to make this on topic and not as defeatist as other online Brit circles. Lets see how it goes.
Adam Wood
Like you wanted to go anyway. They’ll let you in anyway as your gay
Charles Wright
Do things on there time. Shit, shower, shave, open university, sell drugs. All on their time.
Grayson Jackson
Getting /fit/ lads, down to 14 1/2 stone, starting in a trade next month, just got promised a few grand from dad, got a five year plan to build my money up and get a mortgage, and a ten year plan to be married to a Flip girl with a few kids by the time I'm forty.
Why didn't anyone tell me how much fun doing honest labor is? I'm nearly thirty, and only recently stumbled on how varied the trades are. No one in school told me my options, or even after. I fucked up high school because I was a stupid little shit, and then became a depressed NEET because I thought my life was irreparably fucked.
Logan Ward
dumb frogposter
Isaac Ross
Their* ffs too much goalposting
Blake Butler
d e a n o
Lucas Smith
What is brit/pol/ doing for valentines day?
Luke Walker
There's only one nounce here m8 and i'm staring at it.
Bentley Rogers
Decent plan apart from the miscegenation, what trade?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Sit around the house wanking Stand around the house wanking Walk while wanking Shower while wanking Shave while wanking Shit while wanking
Jaxon Reyes
What is she, /brit/? My gf makes Eddies jealous I'm sure!
Matthew Hernandez
Thicc Wendy is cooking me bangers n mash with red wine in someone's big detached house she's looking after
Lucas Fisher
Pretending my relationship isn't a hollow shell only held together by the life we mistakenly brought into this world in the pursuit of hedonism
Jonathan Parker
They're not police, they're a warlike baddie species.
>Deividas Subacius sent a video to the grandparents of himself hitting the 18-month-old girl demanding £130 or he would continue to hurt the child. >An examination of the girl showed eight healed fractures, including to her femur, wrist, collarbone and ribs.
What kind of name is that? Baltic or Romanian or something?
Isaiah Richardson
>Flip gir
She'll strangle you in your sleep for your pension
>The majority of sales in West Hampstead during the last year were flats, selling for an average price of £717,494. Terraced properties sold for an average of £1,617,699, with semi-detached properties fetching £1,695,000. rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/West-Hampstead.html
tfw your 1.6 million pound middle terrace cuckbox collapses spontaneously from roof to basement >London not even once
Henry Allen
Does she know you do knowing but post pictures of her on a nasty vietnam basketweaving forum for autistic man childs?
Gavin Russell
Lol you'll never have a relationship like mine.
Jace Diaz
On the plus side atleast they won't get reamed by inheritance tax anymore
Jose Carter
>if it ends in -us he's probably Lithuanian
Thomas Campbell
>Not playing Day of Infamy and larping as Brits.
Gabriel Johnson
>Does she know you do knowing but post pictures of her on a nasty vietnam basketweaving forum for autistic man childs?
What did you mean by this?
Jordan Sanchez
Well, you very well might be yeah. This place attracts those types. I'm sure you've met enough producers in your time and all... you know it's not all conspiracy
Kayden Martinez
Avoiding the missus. I forgot her birthday 2 years in a row, at least valentines will be deliberate...
Leo Price
Yes.
Gavin Baker
>collapses 'from roof to basement' DIY shows were a mistake.
Kevin Morris
No. I don't know? What was the question?
Owen Butler
i usually just post on here while im on their time, kind of like i do on my own time
Samuel Roberts
>miscegenation
Sad reality is it has better odds of working out than if I picked up the lass who serves the local Co-op counter. At least I get three or so productive years out of it where I can have kids and get them on my passport, and a chance of keeping them if it goes tits up after, as I'll be a reasonably well off home-owner and she'll be a high-school educated foreigner on gibs, living in a b&b.
Locksmithing mate.
Maybe, but I'll die more successful than I am now, having had as much sex as I can wring out of a wife who has motivation to keep the relationship fresh, have passed on my genes, with a clause in my will that if my death is in any way odd she gets nothing.
Austin Parker
Going out for food and drinks with my gf
Jose Evans
>wanking at least light a candle or something
Logan Reyes
Don't have one Such is modern life in Britain today
Gardens? Thing of the past!
Ryan Young
Uganda is getiing CONGOD is COPE here? how does he feel about this
Jayden Reyes
Probably harassing you cunts like usual.
Eli Perez
Good lad, it's better without a waifu sperging out over you forgotting her b/day, the day you met, your anniversary, mothers day, valentines day, new year, Christmas, easter, first summer holiday every. Single. Fickin. Year.
Jack Campbell
>Implying someone with high intensity autism couldn't search the net for sellers on eBay of Björk by Jean-Baptiste Mondino for Debut album cover, 1993 printed on A4 Kodak poster and find out exactly who she is by combing through eBay listings and feedback left for buyers and sellers
Don't make me ruin and evening, kid
Julian Jones
South African lions eat 'poacher', leaving just his head
Andrew Adams
I'd be your wife user if i were a girl.
Matthew Cox
Jesus christ get your shit together and adopt if you want a kid. Don't go for a fucking 1/10 fillo because it's easiest, try and have a nice white family.
Noah Anderson
Starting April will I seriously be unable to browse porn and Sup Forums unless providing my fucking credit card details?
Henry Adams
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jeremiah 29:11
Nathaniel Richardson
>try and have a nice white family Yeah, leave her for Ahmed so she can pop out a dozen little Mohameds.
Jayden Russell
I doubt it.
Christian Nguyen
You could alway give gookmook £20 and use a vpn but I won't get through the HoL
Michael Watson
dont get a tattoo anything except a small symbol are awful
Brayden Roberts
ask a girl out
Jaxson Peterson
>implying ahmeds racemix
Jace Cook
how about this
Chase Howard
>Politics board >No discussion of politics >Only 30 year old virgins discussing how to get a girlfriend >These retards who can't even find a love conquest genuinellllllllly believe they're gonna come out on top in a race war and/or any war with anyone
