APOLOGIZE NOW SEXIST MEN

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>ME ME ME ME ME
>meanwhile men suicide or get raped in jail

She literally signed up to do that

>>>>MEMEFLAG

What kind of retard hired a woman to guard a prison lmao

>After a few shifts in Delta, a male officer finally explained to me why the intercom rang so constantly. “They keep buzzing because they’re pleasing themselves to your voice,” he said.
>I was dumbfounded. I was educated and had the highest score on the state exam of any cadet at that time. But training didn’t prepare me for that moment.
>And I honestly didn’t really get it. First off, gross. Secondly, how and why would that be a thing they want …?
>Reading the utter disbelief on my face, the officer proved his point by answering the next few buzzers. Repeat callers would ask, “Where’s Carter?” and he’d reply, “She’s out. It’s me now.”
>In less than 10 minutes, the buzzers all went silent.
>So I eased off the intercom. I became self-conscious about my voice. When I did answer, I tried to sound strong and relay a no-nonsense attitude to the caller.
>But the masturbation was just beginning.

I saw a prison show about this. A bunch of new female guards had to walk through a hallway where the inmates did this, they hyped it up so much and the chicks were holding back tears lmao.

I'm so angry blood is coming out of my eyes right now

>not sending women guards to womens prisons
They aren't any less fucked up but that's beside the point.

Why didn't she go to a womyns prison? Then she would have felt empowered about the oppressed womyn from the misogynist male system.

Also, why do I see an uptick in Vice articles on here? Are you guys trying to get traffic up?

>Also, why do I see an uptick in Vice articles on here? Are you guys trying to get traffic up?

The goyim know

>No country flag
>No link to the (off topic) article
>Blank posting
>Vice

Just return to Reddit. Everyone can tell you're an astroturfer.

Shh, it's okay cousin. Have some waifu material created with superior Japanese entertainment software.

I am sorry that she saw men masturbate when she didn't want to. However, I am pretty sure that male prison guards also see things that they would rather not see.

I'm surprised feminists haven't gone after male masturbation to be honest. Give them time I guess.

As a Corrections Officer, I've seen two niggers fuck each other on a night shift making my rounds. I asked one of them to please stop but he just yelled out loud "nah nigga, Ima finish what I started" PREA related charges were typed up later.

Why the fuck do we let women be prison guards?

>But the masturbation was just beginning.

I fucking love this place

we should teach them about feminist, that will sure change their minds

They don't tolerate that at the jail my bro worked at. Masturbating in front of guards was charged as a sex crime.

Prison guard is as bad as saying nigger, you tie a dog up to a tree in your back yard and expect him to guard your property. A correction officer goes through too much training to be just a guard.

medusamagazine.com/make-masturbation-illegal-for-men

Three gunning charges gets you sent to Red Onion in my state.

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>men being men
Really?

I didn't work there so i have no idea what that means.

Can't say I'm shocked.

Holy shit nigga why do women want to work in prisons and what do they expect from a bunch of criminal men who are penned up all day in a pussy dessert?

Also since when do prisons have intercoms.

Male convicts won't act like civilized human beings? Who could've known?!

What state?

The virgin CO versus the chad nigga

Preach, brotha, preach!

>tfw feminists don't realize being prohibited to get off is my fetish
Hue

Prison should be a place of separation from bad influence and from society, instead it is often a place of torture.
Imho all prisoners should get their silicone sexdolls to relieve, etc.

>Criminals aren't nice people

Whowouldveguessed.png

Prisons have intercoms for emergency purposes but it gets abused by the inmates. They all have "chest pains" though.

Red Onion is the supermax prison in VA. They have entire pods (housing blocks) for chronic masturbators.

Red Onion is a grade A shit hole, they get Sussex's shitbags who can't act right.

I did a couple years in FL and I can tell you female C.O.s are some of the most disgusting people on the planet. A couple of them hard core flirted with me. One couldn't make it anymore obvious she wanted the dick. I was terrified that if I fucked her she'd hold it over me and I'd inevitably end up in the box with more time added. One of my buddies did end up fucking one of the two and sure enough about three months later he was written up on some bs and hauled off to isolation.
Female officers shouldn't be in with dudes. After being away from society for a short time certain senses seemed to heighten. They would walk in to do count and the smell of their perfume or even just the shampoo they used was amplified by a thousand after not being around those smells for so long. The guys would rile up like rabid dogs.

>Vice

Lmao as a CO, this is too accurate. We had to walk out a few female officers due to them fucking the inmates.

I listened to that bullshit for 30 years! Good luck kid, you're in for a long bid.

This entire site is satire

They make their own, lol. Look up 'what is a fifi'.

Why let them be cops, judges, doctors, professors, military officers, etc

*has to babysit niggers for a living
*is surprised by their animalistic behaviors

Men aren't allowed to suicide in jail

Wait. Do female prison guards get to guard men showering in prison who are naked?

I already fucking hate it. We get treated as a fucking inmate ourselves. No phones for 12 hours, getting patted down going through shake down, the inmates run the prison if you want to be honest.

hahaha, hide it under the mattress

Does she mention that majority of them were niggers?

I ended up at work release. I would workout in my room at night in just my shorts. I caught one of the female C.O.s standing outside my window staring in at me no less than a dozen times.

It stands to reason that a female prison would be full of women abusing the intercom so they can bugger their trench.

you can tell she liked it

She doesn't need to. Niggers are the majority in prison. Whites are the minorities.

>>But the masturbation was just beginning.

>day of the rope in 20~ years
>ban masturbation
>day of the rope in 2 weeks
If all wankers ceased wanking, the world as we know it would die a quick death, and the world we want becomes reality.

Should have fucked her, you the inmates are state property and can't get in trouble for fucking them but they can get in trouble due to PREA.

Yes, you may end up showering right in front of a 400lb female officer with staph infections all over her face. No offense to the male C.O.s on this thread. You guys were cool as shit to me while I was down. The women though, another story.

>The worst dick-related experience I encountered took place when I was working outside the booth, helping to escort an inmate from Delta to the medical unit for a doctor’s appointment.
>The procedure for escorting a high-risk inmate is double-cuffs and double-guards. So this light-skinned male, about 6 feet 2 inches and in desperate need of grooming, had his hands and ankles cuffed by a male officer. I tagged along to serve as the second guard.
>The walk to medical should take about six minutes, but with an inmate taking small shuffle-steps due to the bracelets on his ankles, the time doubled. Of course, I saw him staring at me, but that was nothing new in jail. I followed policy, wore a freshly ironed uniform, minimal jewelry, no makeup, and no perfume, and I pinned my hair back into a sock-bun every day.Yet the stares still came.
>That day, I focused on the path to medical. I worked the radio. I watched the traffic in the hallway.
>But when we arrived at the medical unit and I looked back at him, there was semen all over his body.
>Everywhere.

Yep, the peer pressure to fuck em is substantial, don't buy into it. Be your own man, treat them the way you'd want to be treated and you'll have an easier time. Firm but fair! Did 30 years ALL behind the wall, That respect is earned. Stay safe dude

Reminds me of that prisoner who ended up getting three female guards pregnant because they had effectively formed a harem around the guy.

I hated working seg. Drop your draws, lift your penis now your scrotum. Turn around, squat and cough. Okay turn around and prepare to cuff.

>APOLOGIZE NOW SEXIST MEN
White people don't go to jail, retard.

>BUT THE MASTURBATION WAS JUST BEGINNING

MOAR!

No thanks. She was akin to pic related. And if you do end up fucking one, you inevitably give them more control over you.

>A skinny, soft-spoken, mixed mocha girl with glasses and a (thankfully temporary) slouch from too much reading and too many word searches.
Books over boys, my life mantra was. So watching two random people master the carnal act has never been my pastime of choice

typical tumblr, retarded to the core.

Maybe the semen was already there you sexist!

vice.com/en_ca/article/59kgjd/the-horrors-i-endured-as-a-female-jail-guard

Erect, I'd imagine.

Fair, firm, and consistent lol that has been pinned in our heads since training.

See something, say something is another one.

>But the masturbation was just beginning.

>worst story in the article is about some guy they had to transfer covered in semen

Wow, so horrible

i prefer reading green text here in familiar surroundings

Yeah, I have a deeper respect for you guys and law enforcement in general after going through the system and seeing things first hand and realizing what you put up with on a daily basis.

Other way around, you control them after you fuck them. Over here it's pound 55 for an inmate to report any PREA related incidents. Could have made her your duck and force her to snuggle shit for you.

Women don't have much to bother with. They just shed once a month and smell of fish, no biggie.
This one clearly isn't aware of the fact that a man who has saved up all his sperm will end up sweating liquid ivory. It hardens on the hair and becomes really really annoying to deal with.
That's why men masturbate, so they can collect the liquid ivory before it permeates through the skin.

>gunning charges
I'm going to use this now. I will cease fapping and begin gunning.

>Vice

In FL if you got unlucky enough to be put in the box you came out looking like a concentration camp survivor, especially in the summer. Guys would go in like 200lbs and come out three months later at 160. No a.c. and the small amount of food you get just kills you.

>Four years ago, I left the jail to go to grad school. But this stays with me: I was a female corrections officer who had to figure out how to do my job while inmates masturbated to my presence, my voice, even my scent. That was the job. And there is nothing at all that will help me forget it.

Tell us the story. And isn't that a double standard? I mean I don't think a man could ever guard a women prison and watch them shower.

The real story is that she paid so little attention to an inmate she was charged with that she didn't notice him covering himself in semen.

>"nah nigga, Ima finish what I started"
And they say blacks have no work ethic.

>I will cease fapping and begin gunning.

Yeah, they can lose their job. You lose even more freedom. Ninety days in the box is never worth an orgasm, no matter how long it's been.

This is the only place I've ever seen vice articles. If not for Pol I would have only known of Vice watching it 5+ years ago and it was shit then.

desu, if the guy is bound hand and foot, how is it his fault if he cums his britches? That sounds like an involuntary orgasm to me.

>take a job where you interact with the scum of the earth
>shocked when they're scum

>But the masturbation was just beginning.
10/10 post user, you are an artist.

You might want to see a doctor

>Men in jail that have no access to sex or private masturbation
>OMG I can't believe I saw a prisoner masturbate like OMG

fpbp

This fucking new fags. I think they even know it's fake it's just the boomers and reddit crew wants to rage anyways.

When I went through OSUT the guy ontop of my bunk was a CO in Texas. He always told me fucked up shit about his job. Way worse then some schmuck jerking it.
Some of it was pretty comical though.

>Prison riot he seen a dude get stabbed through his Temple and jugular
>New prisoner was literally crying on the floor with blood from his asshole after being raped

Plethora of fucked up shit. Don't sign up to be a CO is a bunch of degenerates jerking it is what curbs you from your career. It only gets worse.

Hahahahahahahaha, roasties, will they EVER learn???

tooth paste has a point

Isn't our whole society pretty much a double standard now? Some of the shower areas depending on where you were had little half walls in front of the shower area. Guys would stand behind the wall and jack off while they would stare at the female officers. They called it "gunning them down". Lol. I remember thinking to myself, what the actual fuck have I gotten myself into.

>female prison guards

This.