My roommate is a communist!!l

So Sup Forums I live in shared accomodation in which the landlords rent out furnished rooms and the common areas are shared between all the tenants. About a month ago I got a new roommate. He doesnt talk much at all and seems rather aloof. I've tried to have conversations with him on multiple occasions but he never engages. The other day he left his door open when he left for work and I noticed a giant USSR flag pinned on his wall. The ultimate symbol of communism.

I'm straight up Nat Soc 14/88 and I'm sure he's aware of that. Perhaps its why he doesnt want to talk to me. What should I do Sup Forums?

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Ask him why does he think that giving some powerhungry totalitarrian dictator complete rights over powerless people is a good idea.

careful, these people are savage animals.

No need to ask that, I already know the answer.

He's a lazy untitled millenial gamer. He wants big daddy gubmint to take care of him while he NEETs his life away. Obviously.

He thinks its unfair that he has to toil away for his corporate masters for a pitance while they live lavishly off of his labour. He wants the wealth distributed evenly.

apply a bullet to the back of his head - that's the customary greeting between commies

start a sitcom

Take his food tell him im give it back to the people

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If you can gain access to the router, block his console from accessing the internet by adding it to the mac address filter, for starters.

That would be good for the lulz.

you should fuck his mother. tell him is old soviet way of saying hello.

This is the way to go. Plan things and do them against him like this. Always plausible deniability. Let down his tires, put dead prawns in his curtain rods, report him anonymously for things he didnt do, just do everything you can to make his life harder.

>intentionally pissing off your housemate

It's so sinister. Ilike it!

Get a nazi germany flag to screw with him and have a mini WW2 in your apartment

Continue to be polite to him. Be nice even. Show him an example of what white men are supposed to be. Don't reinforce his existing ideas about you

>Shared accommodation
Well there's your problem

Show him this

Well sorry Aussie bro, but I'm but a blue collar worker whose disposable income goes to buying arms and other such supplies in preparation for the day of the rope. I'm sure you understand.

announce that you read some marx and did a lot of "research" by watching youtube propaganda and have renounced your evil right wing ways and decided to embrace communism.

take half his food.

divide TV time into 1 hour alternating segments. don't watch the TV at all. bitch every time he goes over his quota.

turn off the electricity for four hours every month, unannounced, and randomly, because you want to simulate what it's was really like during the glorious time of the USSR.

replace everything in the house with utterly generic and borderline bad-teir supplies and tools. wait a long time before replacing anything.

tell him that you want half of his salary, and in return he will get half of yours, for the sake of "wealth distribution"

only vodka.

This.
>One is a Nazi, The other is a communist! And Guess what, they're stuck with each other until college is over!
>What kind of crazy shenanigans will they get into next?
>How will they ever get along!
>Tune in next time to find out!

If you were a real Nat Soc you wouldn't be doing that stupid "14/88" shit.

Real national socialists aren't into that 14 bullshit.

It is only 88.

That is BS.

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> My roommate is a communist!!l

Ask him if he's willing to share his wife with you.

If he says no, you simply state: This is why communism will never work

i see you have an extra room in your home

Say what??!?!? Securing a future for white children is a big part of the doctrine.you have no idea what you are talking about.

You both sound insufferable.

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Evidence?
Also butthurt commie tears are like candy.

>One is a Nazi

Hey, that is a slur you fucking like. Take it back! Otherwise 8/10 lulzy post. Top kek.

Approach him with your friends like pic related, Sieg Heil !

youtube.com/watch?v=wwYl9a0tpUM

Here's what I have been citing in my discussions with my peers and co-workers
The article has a big section of sources on page 9.

gowans.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/do-publicly-owned-planned-economies-work/

If you have something from your point of view you'd recommend I read, I'm all ears.
Cheers

>I'm sure he's aware of that
Keep your door locked, and your valuables hidden. Leave nothing incriminating or of value out.

Stop being a faggot and learn to get along with someone you disagree with you fucking loser neet snowflake. You’re almost as retarded as ur roommate commis

Chances are that he's not a fan of USSR but instead a fan of the childish idea of Marxism. However, if he indeed does admire the USSR then he's more of a socialist than just a Marxist at heart and you should have a lot in common with him. If that's the case try presenting yourself as a nazbol and then slowly work your way towards natsoc with him.

Bullshit. Any nationalist, not only a national socialist, recognizes that 14 is the way to go. 88 has always been an overrated, burdensome and unprofitable part of the doctrine not necessary for its survival. The phrase ,,We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children'' doesn't exclude the pic that you posted. It means that everyone should have a nation of their own, that everyone has a right to exist in peaceful separation from each other and that cooperation can be achieved without 56%ing a whole nation into oblivion. The only race that should be destroyed are the Jews because they're keen on destroying the ideal balance that 14 offers for their own profit.

65% vodka

>What should I do Sup Forums?

The answer here always is thus;

Kill Yourself and Livestream it For Us!

So you're saying they were fat.
This is why no one takes commies seriously btw.

Make sure it's an "accident," or looks like it.

Nice.

Go die in a hole like hitler, you inbred cunt.

Talk him into going on a helicopter tour with you, and when the moment comes, well...

Lets put it this way. If he’s such a die hard commie and knows who you are yet he hasn’t ripped your head off yet

Or just throttle his devices. It will be obvious if he can't get on, but if it just takes forever to load images... well then it's probably the ISP ;)

Kick him out. Maybe you need to move too.

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I'm no Nazi but you need to get some Hugo Boss clothing and make a speech at his door.

>rent up front
>line in the fridge
>separate toilet paper
>chore wheel
>smother him with capitalism until you can get a human roommate

dude people literallty died of starvation north korea style and also north korea style, the government put out stats to make it seem like everything was going well and if you questioned them you were shot.

by the way north korea is a communist country.

Put a flash and circle on yours.

don't take it from me, ill let an ex-marxist say it better than i ever could, in a million different ways.
if you have the mental capacity and stamina, as well as the integrity to admit how wrong you were when you are done.

amazon.com/Gulag-Archipelago-Aleksandr-Solzhenitsyn/dp/1843430851

eat all his food in the fridge
sleep in his bed
ask to borrow his gf but dont actually do it
then say sharing is caring

play anti-communist documentaries and podcasts on youtube loudly
or maybe this guys channel, eventually it'll seep in
youtube.com/watch?v=jVe95s6gH1s

decorate the apartment with ayn rand posters
imagine how much fun you can have
be sure to make it a running joke so he doesn't end up killing you

nah leave the guy alone you capitalist fuck

i thought this was the "Free market" and you could go move to any other house that you please

GOTTTTTTTTTTTI

I gotta say Bulgaria and Romania could use a good strong does of Communism part 2

they didn't take half the food, they took nearly all of it

just take his dinner away when he's about to eat and say you're fedexing it to africa, cause there's starving kids there

but yes, he should pretend to be a marxist for one week

there's nothing wrong with preserving white genes, it doesn't mean you're gonna go out and kill non whites, but some retards think it does mean that

Don't be confrontational. Ideas burrow their way into people's minds, and attacking them makes people feel threatened. People become aggressive and closed when they feel threatened.

Just be approachable, sometimes initiate social contact (not too pushy), and try to seem like a nice, well-put together person. If he knows you are 14/88, that is probably the best thing you can do to sell your mindset to him.

>experience
>relative
If some guy wins $10 in the lottery he's "relatively" rich in his village but if every one in this village win $100 he's "relatively" poor

>exactly the number of kcals in 2 fifths of vodka
imagine my surprise

>implying people who want redistribution have things to begin with

Communism is a conspiracy of the losers against the winners.

>My roommate is a communist
redistribute his belongings

to a fat greedy pig like a person who actually WANTS to be a commie rather than having it forced upon him, half the food IS nearly all of it.

anybody who actually wants to get involved with communism is only doing it out of sheer greed/power fetish. they fancy themselves a leader. "here, watch ME and I'LL make it all better for you poor hungry losers who can't figure it all out. I have the answers. I know the way. follow ME. it will be tough but it will all be worth it in the end!" meanwhile he lives like a king because god bless him for installing glorious communism! he deserves it!

shit thread leaf
you are a tard

Maybe he is somewhat intelligent and actually knows some things about communism that you dont. I have talked with many commies, and when they meet an actual fascist/natsoc that isnt agressive and knows his shit, they get really interested. This can be a good moment to redpill someone, just know your shit and dont be too agressive. I actually have been in conversations with many commies, and while we do have many things in common, it is the most fundemantal shit we disagree on. Simply talking about evolution, human behaviour and race realism should be enough to convince the "smart" ones.

go to bed loser

>I live in a shared accommodation
>with a communist
pick one

the sitcom will be called "Kek & Cuck"

>anybody who actually wants to get involved with communism is only doing it out of sheer greed/power fetish. they fancy themselves a leader. "here, watch ME and I'LL make it all better for you poor hungry losers who can't figure it all out. I have the answers. I know the way. follow ME. it will be tough but it will all be worth it in the end!"

You're right
Communism only works in the minds of the individual.
It never works in reality, because reality is not a sole mind.

Fucking lost it!

> What should I do Sup Forums?
Steal half his stuff, or her stuff. If he/she complains just say "well that's communism, you dirty capitalist scum!"

You're very welcome my darling.

Buy a new helicopter.

Solzhenitsyn is the L. Ron Hubbard of cultural criticism. A renown anti-semite and fascist sympathizer. There is no reason to call him and "ex marxist"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Hundred_Years_Together

Lol that was earlier today
I forget what thread

The DPRK is a de-facto socialist country, with a communist government that aims to serve the korean working class using a centrally planned economy. Much like other socialist countries historically, It has been unable to implement communism due to the fact that it requires a state to protect itself from imperialism
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Interestingly, they have removed references to leninism from their constitution, as was the basis of Kim Il Sung's ideology, and substituted it with "Juche", an adaptation of Leninism to Korean material conditions.

Food shortages occured during two time periods, the Korean war, and The famine in the 94-98's was caused by a widespread flood throughout eastasia. North Korea's geography doesnt allow for widespread agricultural production, as there isn't that much arable land. As such, most of thier food was imparted from their closest ally, the USSR. The fall of the USSR coincided with the flood, meaning that there were no food imports, and widespread crop failures.

Similar events have happened in comparable countries that have capitalist economics, and prove to be no more reliable during such natutal disasters

Thas ok he will share anons gurlfriend cuty.

>A renown anti-semite and fascist sympathizer.
did you forget you were on Sup Forums? antisemitism is foundational to this board.

Communism is an assembly of unions working together to lead the country. There is no dictator, if there is it cant be called communism.
inb4 stalin
Read some actual history on how the soviet union worked instead of propaganda by your brainwashing backwards country

Throw him out of a helicopter.

>West side
Degenerate mutts and manlets
>East side
6'4 Aryan gods

Wait, maybe communism isn't so bad...

You and every memeflag post like yours

Rub your shit on his pillow. Leave pubic hairs on his toothbrush. Jizz on his clean clothes.

move or get the landlord to kick him out.
being a communist he likely has a hard time keeping a job and will eventually not be able to pay the rent.

>USSR fanboy
>Nazi fanboy

You guys probably have far more in common than you think.

Both countries were highly militaristic, conservative, and anti-degeneracy. Find common ground and build on that, don't be a faggot and burn bridges before they've been built.

move out before he murders you

...with a large overload on carbohydrates.
Fresh vegetables and fruits? Only in the summer, in the winter, be kind to eat canned.
Meat? Forget it, it's only for the party elite.

t.lived under gommunism

the inevitable result of achieving communism is that a dictator ***IMMEDIATELY*** takes over

every time

it is how communism works

this is not up for debate, it is how reality works

Take him for a helicopter ride

True. When he first moved in he was literally only working like 6 hours a week and was up all night playing video games and screaming into his headset. Now he's working steady but hates it of course. Its 'too hard'. He probably wont last more than a couple more months.

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that's just simply not true

anarcho-communism/socialism exists

rojava, catalonia


Pure nonsense

My roommate at University, was a communist, but he didnt say much

I do not believe that either rojava or catalonia are not shadow dictatorships

the nature of social interaction between humans ensures there are

they are*

i would stop being a bum and move into your own property.
this user is correct. Don't underestimate how filthy, degenerate, sadistic and savage commies are. They're EXTREMELY passive-aggressive, they will not confront you directly - you've probably been brushing your teeth with the shit he scrubbed off his asshole for about a month, or drinking hormones that he's put in your milk/food

literally every commie is diseased and psychotic. You shouldn't associate with them for any reason

Take his food and money and beat him with the butt of your SKS. He's literally asking for it.

>So Sup Forums I live in shared accomodation
who's the commie again?

this btw

You cheeky bastard, I was gonna say that.

Underrated.

Anyway,if he is a commie you can just take all his shit. He doesn't believe in private property.