But why do you NEED skis?

But why do you NEED skis?

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A gunman on skis can move much more quickly, and therefore kill much faster, than a gunman on foot.

Just imagine if Anders Breivik had had skis.

Government issued skis NOW

But why do you NEED to move so quickly?

this is one hard sport... to get your breathing down enough to hit the target is pretty awesome

have you ever tried to run through 3 feet of snow?
fucking kys.

But why do you NEED to run through 3 feet of snow?!

ever been chased by a horse?

But why do you NEED to be chased by a horse?

SHALL

A well regulated Ski Team, being necessary to the wintery fun-time of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear skis, shall not be infringed.

Imagine how amazing this sport would be with automatic weapons,

> you ski as fast as possible
> you spray a 20 round clip from a MP40 onto multiple targets.
> points scored by amount of bullets on target + elapsed time.

maybe north america will create this sport sometime in the future :)

would be fun to watch for sure

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that'd be nice but we would also require the means for self defense. The world is brutal, dark and cold. The warmth and kindness of a healthy society is bought at the end of a bayonet pointing outwards.

skis are faster than snowshoes for getting from point a to b
this is how Fins wtfbbq'd the soviets.

/k/ was considering bobsled and/or luge, but with mounted m240s

I'd tune in to watch both of these.

The same reason you need to suck dicks,op.
>did you need to get those quads ?

itd be quite a spectacle

Give me that shit for free and I'd never work again.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks for pointing out the quads, gyp. missed 'em.

Also, weak bantz. if I were desperate to suck dick, why would I run from horse cock?

Literally kys if this is how you think about the world

Skis are ok but can't beat a cello case.
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why do females need guns? very insulting. penis envy. do you think they all have shaved pussies?

We have nothing to declare!

what if the target youre pursuing is at the top of an incline?

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Requesting the green text of the Finn in world war 2 who was part of a ski patrol, who took his platoon's whole supply of pervitin (meth) and out skiied the Russian army.

Use an RPG

they probably underestimated my power

Look up Finnish Ski Troops during talvisota. They'd sweep in, out of nowhere, surprise a Soviet Column and rekt em.

to kill more russians in shorter amount of time. ask the finbros.

Eyh, and our Norwegian guys knocked out a nazi atom-water plant using skis. Ski'ed in, knocked out a few soldiers, plant some bombs, skie'ed out. Profit.
Skies are awesome!

Fuck off, you spastic cunt.