Yuri on Ice

being that it's a recurring theme of the show I want to know who's your best butt

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I want to adopt this piglet

I don't know about best, but my favorite ass is the one that has life-giving magic.

For you

Victor & Chris audio @ the museum
Chris: It seems like someone is watching us. Do you want to see our adult eros? See how wet we are on ice?
Chris: The inspiration for my short program came to me when I was taking a shower. From tonight you're mine.
*porno jazz starts playing*
Someone moaning Chris' name. Ohhh Chris, CHRISSS!!!
Chris: You're line tonight. I'll surprise you all night.
Chris: OHH CHRIS AMAZING!!
Victor (interrupting): OHH CHRIS!!!!!!!
Chris: Hey Victor, can you please shut up?
Chris: Yuri was funny at last year's banquet.
V: Yesterday's banquet was great too.
C: Hmph, no one could be better at pole dancing than me.
Chris: Do you remember what happened at the tournament 10 years ago? It was when I had my junior debut
Victor: Oh you were so cute & small!
Victor: Hey Chris I'll bring you some more champagne!
Chris: This season was the first that Victor wasn't participating as a skater.
Chris: When I saw Victor as Yuri's coach, I thought it wasn't very Victor-like, but he was so serious. I was jealous of Yuri.
Chris: I want to show Victor how serious I can be on the ice too.
Victor: Thanks for waiting. Here's your glass!
Chris: I'll show you a pole dance with the Makkachin tissue case, Victor!
Chris starts pole dancing while holding the Makkachin tissue case
Victor: Oh! Amazing! Excellent!
Chris: Oh...I think I'm going to come...OH MAKKACHIN!!!!!!!
Victor: See you next level!

So basically Bald's

MakkaJizz is real.

>Chris: Hey Victor, can you please shut up?

Based Chris. Framing this. Iconic.

Victor is such a fucking ditz. Chris is a queen inlove with himself but I think it's kind of great.

> Chris: Oh...I think I'm going to come...OH MAKKACHIN!!!!!!!

writing a fanfic at this very moment

Definitely not like denki described. Kek

Somebody save makka tissue box. Don't let Yuuri use that anymore.

> Chris: It seems like someone is watching us. Do you want to see our adult eros? See how wet we are on ice?

I knew it was for an audience. I knew it...

Yuri & Yurio audio
Yurio: Yknow, it's been bothering me for a while, but what's that yellow white black thing you hold at Kiss & Cry?
Yuri: Oh, you mean the tamago sushi?
Yurio: YES THAT!
Yuri: Oh I have it with me. Do you want it?
Yurio: OMG CAN I?!!
Yurio: OMG I'll give to Gramps cuz he likes sushi and eggs!

So this is what they meant by motherly?

Chris is nasty

>The inspiration for my short program came to me when I was taking a shower.

Fairy is so cute and pure. I can just imagine his bright smiling face during this.

>OMG I'll give it to Gramps cuz he likes sushi and eggs!

My heart can't handle all of this Agape.

Chris is next level

>Chris: Yuri was funny at last year's banquet.
>V: Yesterday's banquet was great too.
>C: Hmph, no one could be better at pole dancing than me.

What happened this year?

Who is posting these?

aitaikimochii who gives no fucks. though it's been an hour since she posted the fatfairy one and didn't finish it. maybe she got murdered.

More pole-dancing I guess. Poor Fairy, atleast this time he might've snuck off with Otabek on his bike to ditch the nasty adults and go to a club or something instead.

Now I wonder if Chris used 'omoshiroi' when said "Yuuri was funny at last year's banquet" because it could also mean 'interesting'.

the pole got used

That girl is yabai, I hope nips haven't found about it but she's really popular also because of her store so I'm afraid she'll eventually delete them. Better save a back up copy.

Piggy and Fairy being friends make me happy, I want more. I want to hear Fairy's embarrassed voice when he compliments Piggy's outfits.

wait actually the pole is here

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no sure which illustration is this year's banquet...but I think Phichit would be there.

Fairy should have gotten on the pole too, after WTTM he'd smoke all those bitches. I bet he won the dance-off this time atleast.

>wants to be better than Victor at figure skating
>wants to be better than Yuuri at pole dancing
Can he stop being a over dramatic butthurt all the time?

I don't care for it, but atleast there is Pig>Fairy too this time and not just Fairy>Pig and I always love more Fairy just being adorable and pure kid he is. I wonder if there is a reaction from Fairy when Pig tells him seeing him happy makes him happy or whatever.

How dare people want to be better than your favorites at something?

AitaiKuji doing the lord's work

This picture makes Puma Tiger Scorpion look like a bob-tail.

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>Fairy's mom gave this up

What the actual fuck.

This comment is out of place. And it's not what I meant.
Chris' jealousy/envy is annoying, not him being actually better than someone else.

>Chris: I'll show you a pole dance with the Makkachin tissue case, Victor!

>Oh...I think I'm going to come...OH MAKKACHIN!!!!!!!

Stop right now

Maybe because the tone when he said that to Fairy. I can imagine Pig being soft and sweet when he talked to Fairy.

Makka is pure. Why would Jizz want to corrupt him?

Makkaslut

>him

>"Please take care to avoid anemia from the nosebleed you’re sure to get when you receive the secret postcard and poster."
Official warning at Yuri!!! On Museum (of you go enough times to get stamps showing you’ve listened to all of the audio guides, you get access to a special secret one that includes a poster and postcard. NO I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IM GONNA FIND OUT).

(from fencer-x blog)

Poor Chris, I'd call him cucked but he never got Bald in the first place. At least he has Masumi now, he doesn't need to be jealous, r-right?

> Victor (interrupting): OHH CHRIS!!!!!!!
> Chris: Hey Victor, can you please shut up?

vs.

> Chris: Oh...I think I'm going to come...OH MAKKACHIN!!!!!!!

The audio was pro-MakkaJizz the entire time...

Seems like he's still jealous. Poor Masumi.

You only think it's annoying because it's directed at your faves.

He's jealous about Bald's skating, not Bald. End this retard meme.

These kinds of feelings can't be switched off just like that. But Kubo said she made Masumi so he wouldn't be lonely, so eventually everything will be daijoubu.

no Chris' envy is annoying just get over it

Unclench

Makkachins twist is she's the opposite oh her maiden master.

I can't believe an anons knows me better than I know myself.
Jizzfag pls, I'd be more than happy if he finally surpasses Victor .

This guide said he was jealous of Piggy, because Bald was serious as his coach. I don't take extras like this seriously and people meme it for fun but I wouldn't dismiss Jizz as just wanting to be better at skating, Jizz is hung up on Bald himself at some level.

So is Bald into doggyy play?

Hmmm, in most cases when men can't get the girl(guy) they want they go for the friend.
Jizz takes it to the next level and goes for the dog. The hell

Chris looked up to Victor and wanted him on the ice so he could surpass him. It's rather simple.

Makka being his best girl takes on new meaning

Yes, but everything is related to the skating aspect, he talks about COACH Victor. He's never showed any jealousy towards BaldFat or Piggy off the ice. In the anime he's friendly towards both Bald and Piggy. The guide probably emphatized this jealousy more because Chris and the other secondary characters haven't had much developement in the anime, so they all seem a caricature. It must have been hard for the writers (I doubt the dialogues were written by SayoKubo) to rely on the poor info from the anime.
It's just like said. Leave dumb love triangles to other anime.

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>glaring mickey
kek

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Damn, Chris has issues. He sounds jealous of both Victor and Yuuri but covers it up with Mature Eros Antics.

My new favorite crack ships

MakkaJizz-Jizz trying to go after Bald for years. Pigs cockblock leaves him so dejected he goes after Balds dog.

ToshiyaBald-Pig gets Cucked by his own father

OTP4 BaldJizzFatMasumi-now apparently needs to be OTP5 to include Mack-achin

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That denki bitch really caused a drama on a very misleading tweet. Anons were right about her.

So fluffy. What is softer, Fairy's hair or Pyocha's fur?

It will probably be pole dancing Makkachin

Are we gonna talk about how Victor likes to watch? Loyal yet ever voyeuristic.

He wanted to take nude pictures of Chris. He's always been a bit of a pervert.

anyone have pictures of that life sized bald? somehow it eludes me despite me lurking these threads nearly every day

To be fair its very different reading a script when you've never heard it. It's like reading the lyrics for a song and determining if you like it without ever hearing it.

Sasuga Denki exaggerating everything. Bald was just being a bro playing along.

She knew she caused drama and she was smug about it.

She's an attention whore. Though people are starting to get sick of her shit and calling her bait.

There are pictures everywhere user.

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What did she say again?

>shipping fanservice
>with the dog
Truly a groundbreaking show

Yeah. Like tweeting stuff like OMG NOW I KNOW WHAT VICTOR AND CHRIS SOUNDS LIKE WHEN THEY HAVE SEX FOR THE RECORD VICTOR DID THE MOST MOANING without giving the full context, especially when the full context was less suggestive than what she tweeted? That's misleading.

Thank God for Audrey of AitaiKuji

Some dumb shit like "so this is how BaldJizz would sound like having sex." when in reality you have Bald mocking Jizz and Jizz telling him to shut up.

That Bald & Jizz audio guide sounded like they were having sex, and when people started freak out asking for clarifications she covered her ass saying "oh no I literally never said that, don't misunderstand" etc.
I guess it's an original way to gain more followers who could buy her merch.

>no fun allowed

Yeah, also if you read nips tweets they're not making a big deal out of it, on the contrary they said it's eros and yabai in a funny way, not meant to be shippy. (And if you ship them, of course you would enjoy it)

But then she was like "Victor did most of the moaning and crying" and got smug when she learned she started drama.

New campaign?

You can tell by her twitter alone that she is insane.

Pretty sure Jizz did the most moaning looking at aitaikimochii's tweets.

Bald's holding that drink like it's an invisible dick

Denki is just Bizarro Tora/karice. Don't believe their inaccurate interpretations/translations

Only reliable translators are Aki,Gogogee and aitaikuji. hopefully fencer will start translating like she did for free from now

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Kek he literally told Bald to shut up when he started playing along

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Why do Yoi men hate socks

She's a fucking adult for God's sake why the fuck she types like an overexcited teenager.

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She's the yes-homoer where everything is sex. Even two friends joking around.

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The Universe always finds a way to balance itself.

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