JoJo Thread

Will this guy ever make a return?

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Kars didn't, so don't expect anything.

No. He is in a situation just like Cars where he will never return and eventually stopped thinking. We can assume he was trapped for at least a hundred years because DIO was trapped for hat long with only some slight personality changes

He can make himself immune to damage, but can he survive aging?

Nigga's dead.

Aging is damage to telomeres, and starvation is aslo damage, si it is assumed that he is immune to bothe,. Not to mention he is said to stop thinking entirely by the narrator meaning he must survive long enough for that to happen

Yeah probably not, but it's not too implausible. I mean getting out of the Delaware river through, let's say some treasure hunters or industrial digging shouldn't be that improbable to happen during 100 years. I'd enjoy to see him back.

it's much more plausible to get back from the bottom of river, than return from outer space, after all
better question is why exactly we'd need Magenta's return to begin with

>because DIO was trapped for hat long with only some slight personality changes
DIO was a vampire and naturally had insane determination.

If you look at Dio and DIO, they have a lot of differences not explained entirely by getting a stand

*buys six mountains* what it do folks

What differences? Except no longer making weird creatures and adopting different fashion.

what i mean is, if an average human would be trapped in a box for 100 years, they'd enter the state of absolutely dysfunctional insanity within the first 5 years. DIO remained a high-functioning, even if not 100% sane individual, still closely resembling his 1800's self

Dio was never 100% sane, sane people don't burn dogs alive, poison their dads, place weird stone masks on their own face to become a vampire or do creepy experimentation on people.
He was high-functioning, though.

What was his name again?

Cyan Cyan

Maroon Maroon

Detergent Detergent.

Mangina Mangina

Mumbo No. 5

annoying annoying

Part 5

W H E N
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never

Oh, well it was one of the weakest anyway. Lemme go to sleep until SBR gets announced

Ubuntu Ubuntu

Whew.

Part 7 is worse

lavender lavender

Wasn't Santana a name given to him by Stroheim? Like it was just made up on the spot?

Yet, when Stroheim mentions Santana later in front of Kars, Kars also acknowledges his name as Santana.

Was his name ACTUALLY Santana and Stroheim's really good at guessing or something?

Araki forgot

>Tower of Gray makes things look like accidents
Is that really such a special ability?

Tommy Wisaeu.

>rips out everyone's tongues
>Oh, that just happens in a plane crash

>Writes genocide over the walls with said people's blood
>Must have been an accident

srry bout the file size

What is this, a jojo chart for ants?

Four days until the dub, lads.

You should be apologizing for your shit taste instead.

who cares

what if he did survive, and rock tribe people was his doing

Me. Season one dub was better than the original audio, so I have hopes.

Why did Magenta Magenta want Wekapipo's dick?

pfffHAHAHAHA

Seems highly unlikely, and kind of dumb considering his Stand ability is unrelated and the Rock Humans originate from New Guinea so I don't see how he could make it there if he can't even move without deactivating his Stand and drowning.

Gross.

Could the waves be capable of moving him as an immobile object? Not that guy, but it makes me curious if he could be moved.

>t. someone who didn't watch the dub

t. someone with shit taste

bretty gud tastes, mate

So you didn't watch the dub then, right? I watched the show as it aired in Japan, and I still think the dub is better. Battle Tendency more so than Phantom Blood, though.

I genuinely think Diskin is a better Joseph than Sugita. After rewatching the sub Sugita has some pretty bad delivery.

I watched the dub. It was awful. Joseph sounds like a worse British accent than me or any of my friends could make.

Please get your shit taste medically examined. It may be terminal.

Dio was trapped in the bottom of the ocean. Magenta Magenta was in the bottom of a not particularly deep river right in the nation's capital. There is no way he wouldn't be found eventually by someone.

Waves are surface.
But the currents under the surface could eventually move him over time, but it would still require him to be moved from the Eastern coast of the United States across the Atlantic around the southern coast of Argentina then back north-east into the Oceanic region before reaching New Guinea

I liked the dub because its awfulness made the whole thing even more bizarre, which tickles my inner autism. I may not like Part 3's dub because they removed the accents desu

>VERY NICE, CAESARINO
ugh.

>not liking Numbuh One
You're the one being terminal, seeing things and hearing things is a sign of your rudeness, user. The only thing terribad about the dubs is Stroheim's butchered self. Everything else is amazingly adapted.

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Sorry, this was all info based on Magenta Magenta falling in the bay.
My memory was faulty and is right.
Since he is in a river it is unlikely that he could make it to the ocean.

t. part 4 fag

actual good taste for once
>tfw want to change villain for Pucci but too lazy to edit

dpYGO (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

>i-i don't have shit taste, you do!
>proceeds to post evidence that proves he has shit taste

Amazing.

Are you in the right thread user?

Does anyone have a All Star Battle .iso they don't mind sharing? I don't have a Bluray drive so I can't use my own copy and the .iso I found online freezes at the stage select screen on the PS3 emulator.

Watch this (start at 20 seconds to be at the starting point if the second video):
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And then actually try to tell me with a straight face that this:
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Has the same quality in delivery.

>favorite panel
But that anatomy on Giorno

I have shit taste? See, that's where you're wrong.

The sub is better. Thanks for posting evidence that proves my point.

He doesn't even need to breathe with 20th Century Boy activated, so probably yes.

You sure about that?

Are you sure about that?

>sounds like he's gargling mouthwash in the recording booth
>better
Okay.

Let me show you how it's done.

>actually thinks the god awful dub is any good
>not thinking he has shit taste
Okay.

Joseph had a really cheesy British accent in the Japanese audio too, though.

leave

>reads Jojo
>is bothered by bad anatomy

...

the dub sounds pretty bad to be honest. why does everyone sound like they're trying too hard? same thing goes for what part 3 will be like too if the trailer is anything to go by.

this sure as fuck won't be the next cowboy bebop

>Anime-only thinking their opinion matters
Take a (You) and get the fuck outta here

You. I like you.

Simply perfect

>favorite animal
>smokey
Only redeemable part

pssh
Sit down boy

>favorite animal

Is pic related you?

>MEIN GOT! ZAT'S MUCH ZTRONGER ZHAN JOJOS!

the fuck is this stroheim

The only bad part of the dub is what he is

Do you think we will see the Enemy Stand Names next chapter?

n-no..

Virus name is unpredictable.
Tank-kun, however, might be pic related.

>the only bad part

where's the template for this?

I don't think it will be Going Underground despite it being a fitting name

Why does everyone hate chase?

I think these will be the names:

Lego Stand: Bloodsucker - Deep Purple
Tank Stand: Think Tank - Blur

Oh, so you wanna go, pal?

>Rai lives on the ski lift like that one guy lives in superfly
>The ski lift is a stand user
>yfw when next chapter goggles-kun and tank-kun get btfo by the ski lift's stand,「Pusherman」

>part 8 will be the last jojo part

>capthca: road the old

Lets dance!

replace the reference with a pic of IRL Dio and you're gold