You get to spend one night with the clown

You get to spend one night with the clown.
What would you do?

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I would O

Do you have rubbers because I don't

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MY

RUBBER

I'm sure I'm too weak to give him a boner.

NEN

Do you think he has any STD's?

autoerotic asphyxiation and latex fetish thread?

I would ask him whydidn't he have any brain damage after resurrecting

Also I would ask him what is afterlife like, but that's pretty much asking to be killed

At least it'll be safe.

I wonder if Hisoka has any friends. I mean, everyone has some sort of friends.

Illumi

Illumi and Gon

his rubber nen is the only friend he needs

Spend the entire night planning how we'll kill the Phantom Troupe and Chrollo.

Illumi and that circus girl he was friends with in his backstory

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SAY IT LOUD

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where can I read hisoka's backstory?

Are his knees absorbing air or something?"

He has his rubber men

Listen up, my nen

That's the knee pads from his clothes

I cant help, but I always need to burst out of laughter when I see threads like these.

No matter how much I see O my rubber nen, this shit always gets me

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Ishida made it but Togashi confirmed it as cannon, I think he wasn't going to show us Hisoka's backstory so he used Ishida's story

I want to fuck the clown.

when I be dead

YO MAH GUM NEN

Could Hisoka defeat Pitou or Youpi?

Im not counting Pouf cause he would definitely be clowned

Pouf would destroy Hisoka

No way. I doubt he could defeat Kite.

He could probably defeat anyone except the King (unless they cheat)

plot armor can defeat anyone

it depends on many different factors, including element of surprise, mental fortuity at the time, environment. But Hisoka would win because you can never beat the combination of rubber and gum

He would defeat him, but Kite would go O MY CRAZY SLOTS and come back

is hisoka stronger than morel?

Yes

so which hunters are stronger than hisoka?
besides the obvious like ging

Morel, Illumi, Pariston and Kurapika

I agree with all of these except Illumi, we don't know if he's strong enough to fight hisoka

How would Hisoka react if he saw Gon-san?

He has a good chance. He's weaker in raw strength, but he can compensate with the versatility of his rubber nen ability, and his experience and quick tricky mind.

As Morel said, nothing is certain in a nen fight, but in terms of raw aura he's not as powerful as them.

Any of the royal guards would rip his asshole apart.

Kurapika would eat shit so hard against Hisoka it would not even be funny.

He'll whip out an Anti-Hisoka chain that drains his stamina.

Does he consider that ginger Spider chick a "friend" ? they did pair up and he, a psychopathic sereal killer that gets off drinking blood right from his enemies' severed head, still found an excuse to spare her when he came back
I want this OTP to be true

I'm sorry user, but the only clown-fucker around here is me.

You can fuck my dead sister though.

but she is not dead yet

>I mean, everyone has some sort of friends.

Not me :(

what about us user ; _ :

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Yes, yes, she's really not alive.

Seriously, fuck her corpse, go ahead and marry her, it's all good.

>He could probably defeat anyone except the King

I'd love to see Hisoka do a damn thing after getting punched by a giant golden fist going faster than a speeding jet.

MY

RUBBER

NEN