So several of my friends work a factory job and one of their co-workers (the big dude not to be fucked with) is ex- spec ops. That being said, according to my friends, he's a really nice guy, so they all end up getting to hear stories from him. I ran into a friend who works with him today and according to big dude and what he claims he hears from his military connections, the US has spent the past year preparing for an event unlike anything he'd ever seen and that it was for something big coming. That they had been preparing all types of special programs and technologies. Unfortunately, I only ran into my friend for a brief moment and didn't get all the details (plan on talking to him tomorrow), but one thing he said that caught my attention the most was that this guy claimed to my friend that the US has a special program of genetically engineered super-soldiers that they have been developing. And that these soldiers are 7 TO 9 FEET TALL . Everyone I know that knows him talks about how serious this mf'er is and that he's all business, no bullshit, so who knows. The friend I talked to today is pretty redpilled and defended the hell out of this guy when I told him he seemed to be bullshitting. Saying that this guy was dead serious about his claims and that if I met him I'd be inclined to believe him too.
This isn't a LARP, just thought I'd make a thread to see if anyone had any information to add. I'm 50/50 about the whole thing.
Also checked haha. was literally thinking right before "would if I get digits when posting this, increasing the meme magiks legitimacy"
Thomas Sullivan
also self bump for curiosity
Carter Thompson
Sounds like a stolen valor type that's trying to get even more attention.
Sebastian Bell
>a coworker of a friend said something unbelievable >I better post it online and spam Sup Forums full of my garbage
Please kill yourself
Josiah Murphy
bahahaha u don't have to respond ya fucking cunt, gimme a happening or something interesting to talk about then
Blake Rogers
any ex-spec ops wouldn't work at a factory most spec-ops guys aren't big, they're tall and muscular
Aiden Jones
what i meant by big
Jace Young
Actual spec ops here, hes full of shit.
Their actually 12 feet tall
William Miller
oh wow man i totally believe u!
Lucas Anderson
My dad works at super soldier
Austin Wood
shit,they hiring?
William Gutierrez
I am familiar with James Mattis' thinking, and claim BS - they ARE 7-9 feet long. 12 feet is their wingspan
Isaiah Powell
Spec ops general here. They also have 2 foot penises for extra rapage
Isaac Bailey
>trump’s first order of business was to make the primarchs he really is the god emperor
Nicholas Ross
Kys fag
Oliver Ramirez
*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK *
Leo Campbell
Already 7 feet is too much for a human. After that, there are too many mechanical, muscular, etc complications. As you increase size, the weight goes like a power of 3, but the muscle cross-section goes like a power of 2, so a bigger guy is proportionally weaker and more inefficient than a shorter guy. There is NO point in having bigger soldiers, if anything, shorter soldiers are more efficient.
Benjamin Johnson
>More pouches than a 90's comic cover.
Aiden Wood
How does it feel knowing everyone is watching you talk to yourself?
Benjamin Gutierrez
Suits, they use really really advanced suits now. Though,im sure on some levels genetics are tampered with, its easier to custom create and fit a super soilder suit for them.
Charles Jackson
>assuming they’re not genetically engineered with gene-seed >assuming they’re not integrated into mk viii power armor come on now
Charles Lopez
>making them bigger targets HAHAHHA Enjoy your jew-led death
Jaxson Turner
Can confirm OP
sauce - I'm one of the super soldiers who escaped and now do nothing but tear up aussie poon all day
Willing to answer any questions you cunts have
Jackson Cooper
>7 TO 9 FEET TALL And how "7 TO 9 FEET TALL" is an advantage in modern warfare? seems stupid
Angel Diaz
If you saw a 9 foot tall sick cunt coming towards ya would you surrender?
Protip : yes if you want to live
William Collins
power armour, thats how
Wyatt Baker
the real question is... what are they fighting?
James Martin
50% gay / 50% homosexual
Eli Collins
imbred sand nigger midgets
theres basically a massive underground olympic games within countries military's.
The country with the highest K/D Ratio wins gold - Hence 9 feet of pure pain
Our dicks remain normal size
tfw
Carson Diaz
>power armour, thats how >50cal, boom done. >explosive, boom done. At most super soldiers would be around 6'-6'5. Take the average height of a special forces soldier 5'10, make him 6 around inches taller, make him 75 pounds heavier due to muscle gain. Fucking Maoris, don't you have dicks to suck? What would you know about the military you cunt. Real life isn't Fallout 4.
Jose Morris
What the military is preparing for is the return of the Annunaki. The Annunaki are upwards of twelve feet tall. They were coming to earth with just a few scouts but are now arriving in groups. The loud booms being heard around the earth that eminate from the sky are cloaked Annunaki ships that materialize so quicky that the air molecule that are displaced cause the boom sounds. The loud humming also heard are coming from the ships engines. The ships are cloaked but can be detected with infrared. The Annuanki have infested many areas in Syria. Thats another reason the Russians are there and that was to combat them. A section of Russian Spetnaz encountered a group of Annunaki in a cave there. They were impervious to ballistics. The squad members were all killed with just the squad leader escaping.
Carson Reed
The mutant,The Xenos,The Heretic
Leo Sanchez
The truth is that it's all a big LARP. You're LARPing, your buddy is LARPing, the big guy is LARPing, and the the US military and government are LARPing. You're all faggots and should die
Isaiah Richardson
I am solid snake and have a solid snake in my pantsu that is 7-9 centimeters tall ask me anything
Jonathan Perry
u Australian m8s always give me a good giggle telling everyone to kill themselves
Isaac Bennett
English teachers bringing the bants
Cooper Turner
I don’t know shit. But wouldn’t it be more advantageous to be smaller, mobile, and stealthy with superior fire power. I guess in urban warfare when room clearing size and str might help. But I’d rather have a army of tiny drones that can kill people like some demonic locust swarm. I guess giant dudes is kinda neat.
Gabriel Rodriguez
>feel user, the world has taken that ability from me
Bentley Reed
i dunno what larping is mate but im no dick licker
Oliver Rivera
No, really, it's true. They speak in coded static, trying to hide the production of some new kind of satellite. There are data files somewhere, but they've got it pretty protected.
William Lee
no, real life is Fallout 2
Easton Moore
Tall soldiers are not an advantage with modern weapons. They are just larger targets.
Hunter James
Kek
Grayson James
Maoris Is scary xDdD
Liam Hall
>t. manlet
Ayden Peterson
checking yourself negates the check. also super soldiers aren't 8 feet tall. they have to blend in.
Jeremiah Wood
Theyre super, thanks for asking :D
Matthew Lopez
It's possible, Putin did a speech about genetically engineered humans and how they already exists, ultra strong, ultra intelligent, no emotions