Brit/pol/ - Alfred the Great edition

>George Soros, the man who 'broke the Bank of England', backing secret plot to thwart Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/02/07/george-soros-man-broke-bank-england-backing-secret-plot-thwart/

>EU warns UK Brexit transition phase is ‘not a given’
irishtimes.com/news/politics/eu-warns-uk-brexit-transition-phase-is-not-a-given-1.3387100

>South African lions eat 'poacher', leaving just his head
bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43035474

>UK unveils extremism blocking tool
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-43037899

>Commonwealth group to meet amid reports it will discuss Queen's successor
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/13/commonwealth-group-meeting-queens-successor-bbc

>Grand Canyon crash that killed Britons happened on tribal land with fewer aviation regulations
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/13/grand-canyon-crash-killed-britons-happened-tribal-land-fewer/

Stop being atheist.

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>inb4 king athelstan shill

nowt new for taffy shaggers..beats wellies

I think I'm in love.

Daily reminder that this might be the future Queen of Britain if the shoah goes right. No wonder the real Anglos split off so long ago.

>muslim mayors
>muslim citizens
>black princesses

BASED1!!!1! SO BASED!1!!1 CONGRATS BONGS!!!111!!

getting a nignog slave lol

Daily reminder that you're from Vigo in Spain and claim to be an authority on whiteness.

No idea what the fuck you just said

this, i don't speak 56%

GTFO you raping shitbag
Just not funny kys

funnier than you achmed

foy

Alfred the BEST

MODS
shut this shit down

Any news on the suspicious package in Parliament?

Alfred the WORST

Diane Abbott forgot to tell security she was getting Domino's delivered.

>Dominos

I would've been okay, but the big stack of boxes was genuinely suspicious.

I get it. Because she's black, right? Very funny.

British kings is best kings

no because she's fat

Don't worry mate, I got it.
It's not you, it's him.

Protestantism – Real Abstract Protestantism – which is ever more likely to identify itself as post-Christian, post-theistic, and post-Everything Else, is a self-propelling machine for incomprehensibly prolonged social disintegration, and everyone knows it. Atomization has become an autonomous, inhuman agency, or at least, something ever more autonomous, and ever more inhuman. It can only liquidate everything you’ve ever cared about, by its very nature, so – of course – no one likes it. Catholicism, socialism, and nationalism have sought, in succession, coalition, or mutual competition, to rally the shards of violated community against it. The long string of defeat that ensued has been a rich source of cultural and political mythology. Because there is really no choice but to resist, battle has always been rejoined, but without any serious sign of any reversal of fortune.

Thanks lad, but Richard is a bad choice of a king.

IMO,

1. King Alfred the Great
2. King Athelstan
3. King Edward I

I said Domino's not KFC

okay

>The former royal butler Paul Burrell today claimed that the Queen had warned him that his close relationship with Princess Diana could put him in danger.
>In his first interview since being acquitted of stealing Diana's personal treasures, Mr Burrell said that the Queen had urged him to be vigilant. "There are powers at work in this country about which we have no knowledge," he said she had told him.

Who was she talking about?

>Domino's
kfc

2018 is dogshit.

Burrell is probably talking shit.
But if you want me to blame someone I pick the associates of Semion Mogilevich.

post tits and i give you a bottle of the finest russian vodka

Anglo-Saxons are literally Chads sent by God

I'm not a girl. You wouldn't be interested in my tits.

post them lulu

Chad of Mercia

>2018 is dogshit.
What's wrong? Not touched any kids yet this year Gary?

stop trying to bring you know who to spam

at my calorie limit already

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Eat some lettuce.

Don't forget to buy your euromillions ticket lads. £121m estimated jackpot tonight. Also if you win you owe me £50k for reminding you.

I feel immortal. I can get away with anyway.

I call her a whore, I call her a slag, I tell her that her mother doesn't even love her and she has no friends. (All entirely justified; she was trying to mug me off).

Yet she maintains contact.

What the fuck is her endgame?

don't have any

tempted to get a football shirt with "mbubjsujakwa my son" on the back

how do fat people even get fat? i eat loads and im not fat and i dont even do any sports/exercise. stupid fat people

>how do fat people even get fat?
Bit of a dumb question lad. They take more calories in than they burn.

!niqjediPCA

£500 for the person who provides his IRL address.

Eat pizza a couple times a week for a few years and you'll be a fatass like me

There's your problem.

56 burger avenue
Whiterthanyumohhammed grove
State of Denial
14888

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You could eat pizza every day and not get fat. You wouldn't be healthy, but you could be anorexic-tier.

A bit of laziness too, are you forgetting to mention?

>how do fat people even get fat?
They don't shit out enough of the food they eat.

>A bit of laziness too, are you forgetting to mention?
Thought that was a given for someone reading pol all day

Everyone knows MI5 has its gaping arsehole spread for the CIA. That's the powers that be. The MI5 may be the tools of some secret group in this country but who fucking cares, the CIA connection is the most obvious and active element.

I don't know what Theresa May's endgame is either.

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I suppose so. You could eat such a limited amount of food that you burn the calories off simply by basic body movement.

We inherited it from you

cancelling brexit

Getting us a good deal.

I'm not even fat I'm 10st I just am trying to cut and put on muscle

>cut and put on muscle
>10 stone

ahahaha you're like a fucking 5'4 flyweight in UFC you nonce

put on some weight and gain muscle

>may is just pretending to be retarded to troll europe
maybe she browses here

FUCK IT I SAID

FEED 'EM TO THE LIONS
FEED 'EM TO THE LIONS
FEED 'EM TO THE LIONS
I SAID
FEED 'EM TO THE LIONS

fucking hell May is a top lass met her before at fucking Morrisons

I'm skinny fat you mong I've got plenty of muscle, could pumel you in a fight

Poor people are especilly fat because the meat in shops like Aldi or the 'basics' ranges in better supermarkets is mainly fat with a bit of undigestable gristle thrown in for texture. This is why you see so many unhealthy fat people and ethnics on shows like Jeremy Kyle.

I'm 6'1, play rugby and do boxing and because of this weigh 79kg.

I assure you that you could not beat me in a fight.

>maybe she browses here
She will have read the file on Brit/pol/ at least.

That doesn't make any sense.

Can’t beleive this racist piece of shit

>tfw
>6"0 and 17 stones

>I'm 6'1, play rugby and do boxing


>yet he's on pol at 2 o clock on a tuesday

I'm 5'10 so your height is irrelevant and guarantee you are mainly fat rather than muscle

Christ. I'm 6ft and 13.4 stone and I thought I was bad.

Can you imagine being the intern that has to sit and watch Sup Forums all day and summarise it to normies? bet it's a nigger too given all the diversity hires.

fuck, 3 o clock

Anglo-American is a code word for treason monkeys.
Say "God save the Queen" and I'll think about forgiving you.

I don't look fat though

How long until we leave with no deal?

>sit and watch
I think it's a bit more high tech than that.
At least I hope so.

6ft and 13.4 stone still comes under healthy in BMI even if its entirely fat.

I bet I'd have arm reach advantage, leg reach advantage, weight advantage and toughness advantage.

Fuck it, I want this now.

Meet me in the Octagon.

The Anglo-American population is lower than the population of Blacks. Of course they're a persecuted minority.

I bet Old Georgie Washington is throwing a temper tantrum any time now.

they dont activley monitor here , alll social media is archived and probally keyword monitored though

>6ft and 13.4 stone still comes under healthy
Really? I've been keeping track of my BMI and I was 13.10 last September. Been bouncing between 12.5 and 13.4. I thought I was in the "overweight" bit at the minute though.

Good news I suppose. Still a chubby cunt, but not excessively fat.

we need to bring the W.A.S.P back!

>they dont activley monitor here
How do you know this?

this place discusses brands of soft drinks more than it discusses politics, i doubt gchpoo cares that much about us

The Navy took me in when I had a BMI of 28.6 (I used to weigh just below 15 stone!) and that was considered 'overweight' but not majorly.

>thinking anyone would bother monitoring britpol

lmao as if a bunch of edgy 16 yr old straight edge shut in lonely boys is a cause for concern

>Maegan Vazquez
Imagine my shock.

>i doubt gchpoo cares that much about us
Exactly what GCHQ would say.
I'm worried they've hacked my computer.
Can't find my GCHQ employee of the month Pepe.

>5'8"
>165lbs
lean, but not lean enough. BMI says I'm slightly overweight.

Who here /healthkick/?

The government have a history of spending stupid amounts of money monitoring useless idiots like us, it honestly wouldn't surprise me.

BMI doesn't take into account your bone density

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