ITT SFW faps

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I just fapped before and seeing this gave me an instant boner. Goddamn.

I don't know how to fap and I'm in my 20s.

something's wrong with ya. Got my first orgasm at age of 8.

I just realized lately that Manga has made me realize that 3DPD tits will never be this good. I've seen some huge ones but they just never look even close to being as good as 2D ones. It's fucking sad.

What do you do when you come across lewd then?

>SFW faps
>implying pulling your dick out and jacking off while your at work is OK

I was like this but 18 I tried to do it normally. It took a while but I got the hang of it. Normal masturbation feels a lot better than what I see doing before,
I was basically playing DJ with the base of my dick and causing my semi boner to go up and down and up and down until I came after about 40 minutes from massaging the bottom of the shaft and above the bottom.

I've cum while flaccid by doing it.

>not wearing a condom and put a vibrator cock ring on your dick so you can auto ejaculate while working

>not doing it in front of your boss while talking to him

salsa familia

Source? Google gives me nothing.

>not jacking off openly and cumming on your boss to show dominance

Monoke Sharing

>Not raping your boss

>Monoke Sharing
Thank you, kind user.

it would depend on who's the boss

it's angela

1. Rape your boss to show him who's boss
2. Be the boss and get raped by your boss so he shows you who's boss
3. Rape him back. He rapes you back.
4. Repeat ad nauseum
5. ??????????
6. PROFIT!

>not working from home

user please, I need help. Show me who's boss of this gym.

If you work from home, then SFW and NSFW designations become irrelevant.

It's total safe guys, it has censor bars

>I don't know how to fap and I'm in my 20s.
I was in your boat, up until a few years ago. Never masturbated, just the occasional wet dream. Eventually, I just kind of pushed through and got it going. My advice to you is this:

Don't do it.

You're just going to end up like the rest of us sad losers, addicted to masturbation until it's no longer even enjoyable. You'll stop getting morning wood. You'll stop even feeling pleasure at orgasms, all because you fap five times per day. Forget about masturbation and just go get yourself a girlfriend, if you don't have one already. You'll be happier, and you'll actually enjoy your orgasms.

Yeah, no problem buddy!

You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.

Haruhisky's work is pretty great.

yeah but you forgot the nipple.

In before the b&hammer

Inb4 404.

Thanks a lot, I just lost my job because of you.

MODS!!!!

>you'll never have sex with Haruhi in a hot spring

>>you'll never have sex

PROMOTIONS!

I don't even feel anything anymore when I think about that. I've lost the ability to care.

The mark of a true wizard.

thank you

Not that this whole post isn't full of shit, but this in particular

>Forget about masturbation and just go get yourself a girlfriend

is some weapons-grade bad advice. Looking for a gf when you're horny is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry.

>Forget about masturbation and just go get yourself a girlfriend,

Oh yeah, dude, let me get my girlfriend hat and hop in my girlfriend car to go to the girlfriend store. It totally flew of my mind.

but what if your mom walks in

I was that until 19, and now I have constant pain downstairs and am medication that makes the pain slightly better, but there's no real indication of how to treat it. It constantly feels like I need to urinate, but I can't, and it also hurts.

Don't nofap, ever

left or right?

It's not hard. I've got one girl who said she loves me and another begging to be my girlfriend.

>get my girlfriend hat and hop in my girlfriend car to go to the girlfriend store.

For some reason I'm reminded of Gantz.

Bump

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There's still life to this thread

Ha ha, what? You think it's not masturbating that caused that? It's overmasturbation.

Nofap is your only hope, fool.

Well if you have to bump a thread then...

OP here, I didn't bump.
Dunno why user did

Keep fapping.

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Yes, those lips

Why do people post this stuff in the current year? It doesn't trigger people. It's just tiresome and lazy. You are not clever or witty for posting such things.

>Not having a foot fetish

I'm a slave to my dick, I fap like 3 times a day and it doesn't take much to arouse me.

You get it

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Is Mononoke Sharing the next manga by COOL to get an anime adaptation?

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:o)

I got what everyone wants right here, thank me later.

wat is dis

A man of fine taste

Good work, user, carry o-
>nipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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this artist is garbage

My old friend

What anime is this

The runner girl was so much better then Nana.

Well too bad. It's called Nana to Kaoru, not Tachi to Kaoru.

Though I like both

I really doubt it, too lewd. Something like Ojojojo or Sabi Nuki would probably be up next if something of his was getting adapted. Both are relatively safe romcoms.

I've began fapping more since I got a gf to last longer and it actually works. I can keep a pretty fast rhythm without cumming The only issue is that I've kinda become addicted, I believe. It's almost like work now. I do it even when we're not having much to begin with. Good news is I still get morning woods and shit so I must still have some teenager libido left.

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sauce?

common you gotta post a webm of that scene, a jpg or a gif don't do it enough justice.

S-Sauce?

I don't have one :/

I'm not even sure what OP wants in this thread. Guess I'll just post lewds.

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I don't know if that's better or worse than being addicted to cunnilingus... like I am.

Definitely slightly more accessible though.

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Do you mean giving or receiving as a grill?

I love giving

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I actually enjoy Shirow's ridiculous shininess. It's like they had an oil bath.

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nothing wrong with that, in fact good for you, women usually love a man that can get her to cum before fucking.

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>page from an actual porn book
I don't think it counts at that point user

I'm always amazed at how his art somehow got shittier after gits and he just stuck with it, the guy had a perfectly nice style and he says fuck it