Beautiful

>Beautiful.
>Aggressive.
>Can carry a conversation well.
>Has fucked hundreds of men.
>Fit.
>Will always pay you back.

Is there a more perfect girl?

>Has fucked hundreds of men
>pro

Kyonko.

She literally dated a bunch of men and got bored after riding their cocks. It's a fact kiddo.

>will destroy the world if you piss her off

Didn't say it wasn't a fact, just said you're a beta into used goods.

Wow fuck off. Stop confusing Haruhi with Aya you dumb fucking faggots.

This literally never happened though. Haruhi is pure, and only has eyes for her husbando, Kyon.

Wow. Wish I hadn't missed the episode where she did that with the hundreds of men. Sounds epic.

>this will never be completed

Mitsuru

>>Has fucked hundreds of men.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ILL FUCKING WATCH THE ANIME, JUST STOP POSTING HER EVERYDAY

Haruhi is better than Mikuru and Nagato, but she's shit compared to Michiru.

>Has fucked hundreds of men.
This is the exact same line OP used in the thread with Senougahara. Sage.

Fuck off

She had like 10 boyfriends before the start of the series though.

Haruhi a shit

She could be younger and since Haruhi is apparently a godlike reality bender her mind will make it real. What I mean is that if you can somehow convince her that she's stuck at a certain age then you can have loli Haruhi!

>boyfriends
Except she dumped them all before they could even start dating?

Don't forget the Fate one that popped up a second ago

Is this a new meme? I like it

Yeah but because of Haruhi quantum mechanics they're all Schrodinger's boyfriends. They never existed at all unless we can observe them.

I've read theories that the series starts immediately after Haruhi met Kyon on Tanabata as children. She forced a timeskip and the space between never really occurred.