HEY FAGGOTS

WHAT'S THE MOST RACIST THING YOU EVER SAID AT WORK?

Nigger

Where the white bitches at?

i asked a black guy "so black people drink mountain dew?" when he left the soda machine i don't think they had grape drank. he was african i think and took a little offense when i said it - no chimp out style, just "why would you say that" i felt bad

Fucking triggers!

>work

I don't work.
I'm a slave.

Well you know nigs are going nig.

>"The KKK is a joke and barely even exists, all this hysteria is just making them more relevant."
>"BLM are acting like terrorists, if they don't want that label they need to stop fucking with ordinary people just trying to get to work."

Pretty mild stuff right? After all I'm a good person unlike you guys.

Went on a rant about likes and niggers once to a co-worker(not directed at her)
>customer behind me
>didn't care

*kikes

It's so racist I can't repeat it. Nigger thread.

>go to boss
>guys been on vacation for a couple weeks
> greet him
> hey ____! I haven’t seen you in a coons age!
>his assistant drops her jaw
> my boss kinda turns red
>user, you do know that term is super racist against black people?
>what ?!?!, I say it all the time!


They told me to go watch forest gump.

I'll take my coffee the way I like my women, hot and black

dindu female was dindu nothing in the final minutes of work,
still on the clock.
i told her to clock out or sweep the floor
'boy you not my father', says she
I reply, ' damn right I'm not, I'd have raised you right'

I work at a fast food joint and I've noticed black peoples propensity to drink orange fanta, but I'm afraid to say anything about it.

Last time at work i told my coworkers about the jew conspiracy to end the white men and western culture with diversity in movies and news

“Its all jews fault..”

Only one liberal lula faggot didnt liked hehe

"dead nigger storage"

One time this chink asked for a price check and I reflectivly responded with 4 dorrar. She chuckled and I began breathing again.

Those niggas love color flavors. Purple ranks the highest followed by orange.

>work

and they're right. purple is the tastiest color.

Considering where I work...it was "I don't like Hillary or Bernie".

>BLM are acting like terrorists
Bundy raised an armed militia and forced political action through threat of violence.
That's literally terrorism.

BLM are the good guys.
BLM are the good guys.

>"If black people would stop acting like stereotypical niggers they wouldn't get shot so fucking much."
>Another time I try to justify the nuclear weapons being used on Japan
>Explain to co-worker that I would rather kill a few hundred thousand than literally millions and wipe out an entire peoples and waste resources on a land invasion
>She gives me this look like I'm the fucking Anti-Christ

Nukes weren't justified.
Should have had a proper land invasion.
The Japanese kinda think America won through technological trickery.
If they had suffered proper defeat like the Germans instead of getting sucker punched, America would have a better grip on Japan and Asia as a whole.

Well this wasn't at work but this was about 6 years ago when I was in high school

>be me
>half asleep asleep in American history class
>hear classmates talking about SEAL team 6 killing bin Laden
>hear history teacher brings up fact that some Pakistanis don't think Bin Laden is actually dead
>classmate says "what? Why do they think that?"
>pick my head up and reply "because pakis are uneducated camel fuckers."
>whole class laughs, a few kids shocked though but I didn't know why
>I turn around, smirking like a shitlord and face forward, to find the teacher right in front of my desk
>teacher grabs my bookbag and throws it out the door, says "get the fuck out of my class right now!"
>get a weeks worth of detentions for making a racist remark in class
>Mfw later that day i find out the teacher's wife is a Pakistani immigrant

Shouldn't you be out watching black panther?

I told my Jew boss he deserves to get gassed before quitting once.

Not racist but my Greek coworker said
"I'll be off next week for "Christmas"

I quote Christmas because that was orthodox Christmas and I responded with

"That's not real Christmas. Real Christmas is on December 24th. That's communist Christmas"

and I went to HR and a couple weeks later fired. Fuck him.

I attach the word fag way to often without realizing it.

To friends at work i literally said every racist word in existence. They miss Hitler too.

>What are they jewing us out of now?

Work with two Ukrainian Jews. I just laugh and say "oops." They look at each other like "told you."

You were wrong, not because you are racist, but because you are stupid.

I wouldn't necessarily call it outspokenly racist, but I was able to get an uppity nog removed from basic training a few years ago. He was stealing food from the galley and I was trying to get him to stop (since it would fuck over the entire division) and he and a few of his nog friends started in with
>Ayo, man, mine yo bidness
>Fuck ma, we aint gon squeal, is you?
> etc.
All i had to do was ask if this was how he taught his children, and if he were to get caught, who was going to take care of them. He told me not to worry about his kids, and I told him someone had to, and then stopped talking. He was loud and aggressive all the way back to our berthing and starts pushing me and saying how hard he's about to beat me. Our Chief walks in and sees an angry nog screaming and threatening the quiet white boy who's only trying to follow the rules. I smiled the entire time they processed him out.

tl;dr Apparently the hot button is concern for their children. Deep down they know they should be humiliated for not giving a shit about them.

is it true you get very generous welfare in finland?

I'm a ginger and I call everyone at work darkies

Considering Japan has been a better ally than Germany I'm gonna call bullshit on that.
>muh only won through cheating
Thats just residual butthurt from getting beat, same as the muh swords/fisticuffs morons and guns.

>be me working for the outsourcing jew
>have a spic with extensive cv be my new ceo
>suddenly feel tap on the shoulder
>turn back
>its tacoceo™ reaching for a handshake
>try to shut down Sup Forums tab immediately
>can't
>he sees me watching a webm of some random spic getting beheaded by the cartels in the heat of action
>having no idea he would be my future boss i smile at him and grip his sweaty hand as firmly as possible
>grin and shout hola at the top of my lungs
>have my bonus cut off this month
>never see him again around our department
>mfw

Had a black coworker when I worked at dominoes back in the day. One day I made a fried chicken pizza for him with chicken kickers. It was good.

Cant really say anything racist at work since its called realism here and everyone agrees that holocaust did not happen, but it should have

That is not "literally terrorism" you stupid canuck.

The would-be confontation would not have been explicitly offensive in nature. Rather, if fired upon, Bundy's men would have returned fire.

Pit bulls are the black people of dogs.

>Nukes weren't justified.
The nukes served as a demonstration to the entire world that nukes are bad. There's no other way we would've made it to 2018 with zero nuclear strikes and back then Japan totally deserved it and we could take the political fallout. It was also the only time in history where we could nuke a target without fearing nuclear reprisal. Any nuclear attacks after this period could very well have been the start of a true nuclear apocalypse.

>Should have had a proper land invasion.
No, we had nukes and the Japs were animals

>The Japanese kinda think America won through technological trickery.
We did, that's the advantage of technology. Even the japs took up the tanegashima when it served them.

>If they had suffered proper defeat like the Germans instead of getting sucker punched, America would have a better grip on Japan and Asia as a whole.
Our grip on Japan is fine though, even with our enlisted apes raping the shit out of the place. Our grip on Asia is only weakened by the fact that we support the Japs and everyone in the area fucking hates the Japs (for good reason, they were assholes before we nuked them.)

I love Japan both new and old but these truths are evident to me.

"Were not hiring".

I fire people for less than that

>today, lunch time
>telling that software we use, which is written by indian programmers, is garbage
>it has enormous amounts of bugs and always failing to work properly
>also calling indians shit programmers , cause Sup Forums rants, rumors from friends and personal experience (programming is my hobby, hate seeing their spaghetti code)
>tell them to check the american alternative
>one girl tells me I'm racist
>facepalm.gif

Everyone in my store calls blacks niggers, and are now calling Arabs dune coons.
Every time a new batch of teenagers starts in the summer, they go from hard left to calling blacks niggers within the first month. It’s like a redpill factory

Called someone a "blatte" in front of a coworker, was drunk as fuck. She didn't care

Kek. Fuck him if he can"t take a joke. Especially since he is one.

coworker: "You think Trump will really change things?"

me: "Nah he'll be suckin' jew cock just as hard as the rest of rest of 'em"

>for good reason, they were assholes before we nuked them.

chinks deserved it

The Santa Clause is just a remake of Roots.
>your name is Santa Claus
>my name is Scott Calvin
>whip
>Santa Claus!

Called my boss a "Jew bag."
He wasn't Jewish; I just hated him.

Wrong, purple tastes like asshole boiled in robitussin. Never met a white women who liked it, and if she did I'd probably never speak to them again.

did you fuck her?

I got suspended for calling a black chick a darkie in my English class when I was like 16.
"What's so wrong with that? She's technically darker than me!"

(not you op but to answer your question)
you are a jew aren't you?
it shook in terror and looked like it was caught with it's hands in the cookiejar
so i was wright.

second thing was
you're a non-redhead, why should i care about your petty little non-problems.
he tought he could keep bashing me and make jokes of me al the time and demand my help via our boss, on a jobsite he was running into chaos while i had mine to finnish up.
that was a fun 2 weeks for me while i was all giggles in Monaco and he was in terror on the othzer side in Bayonne. i just worked slower and took my time to finnish up (colsplaying jamesbond playing cards and winning 25k euros that evening) claiming it where unforseen problems not accounted for by the drawing blueprints office department i don't know how it's called in english thing.
that will teach him.. the damned overcompensating lemmon, jerkoff horny sweat axe stinking turk..

>Our grip on Japan is fine though, even with our enlisted apes raping the shit out of the place. Our grip on Asia is only weakened by the fact that we support the Japs and everyone in the area fucking hates the Japs (for good reason, they were assholes before we nuked them.)
japan is much like the israel of asia…if israel wasn't in asia

i've never said anything racist at work

Fucking uneducated moron. The Soviets were in position to invade, the Soviets ended war with the Japanese. The American Nukes didn't phase them at all.

when you finished you should ask the teacher what camel cunt smells like

Even Japanese women and children were being trained to fight in the eventuality of a land invasion user.

I like my coffee the way I like my men, they get tossed out the car window going 40 mph in digust for being too weak.

should have had a blanket party

he has cheese on his steering wheel

>used to work in warehouse
>black guy joking about how me and him are having a boxing match for shits and giggles
>he is an order picker
>says my children will here tales of his victory

>tell him his children will be pickers, like he is and his ancestors before him

>hear*

Hey babe are you a nigger?

Cos' you just stole my heart.

Kek that’s hilarious and the bad English makes it even better. Some roach tried to get you to do his job and you pretended like you had all these problems so you could fuck off to a casino and win a bunch of money. That is gold bro.

I once told someone I worked with he was cheap and he claimed I was being anti-semitic even thought I had no clue he was a Jew.

I don't know enough about China to verify but its possible getting the shit kicked out of them like that sowed the seeds of Communist China which sowed the seeds for current China who are definitely assholes and now the 2nd largest threat to the US (first being the US.) Maybe in another timeline China didn't Mao themselves and became our greatest ally instead.