Boruto

continuing the discussion on their sad married life

Are they really married? Did they even have a wedding or did Sakura just assume the whole relationship on her own?

Ye

may be the ninja world is not accepting of LGBT. so sakura is helping sasuke hide his homoness?

The way the manga and anime imply it, they're not married by law but are still technically husband and wife

You need to have sex with a female user to form a child.

>orange ninja jesus keeps getting happiness because of plot jutsu
>sasuke and sakura not getting a tiny piece of bliss in their life

ronaldo makes baby in labs

Why not? Is Sauske so ashamed of Sakura?

Do you realize he is a war criminal right? Its not like he can settle down in Konoha normally and have a chill walk around the village. I'm more surprised Sakura stayed with the Uchiha rather than the Haruno.

Yeah, they are. Though their wedding ceremony only lasted in 2 and a half minutes before Sasuke fucks off again.

the newest episode shows he still cares for her, but he considers his "mission" more important

Well if you have a wife like Sakura, you'd be ashamed as well.

She looks nothing like kishis adult sakura in gaiden.

Takes place before the gaiden.

its the humility of sasuke that he is bearing this.
he can singlehandedly carve a small nation in the fucking middle of ninja world map.

>married life
he left her almost a decade ago and hasn't spoken to her since

Sasuke should have been a grill. Kishi even made a modern verse doujin of her and Naruto.

I bet it's like Vegeta&Bulma relationship. Not married at all with a child only the mother cares about.

That Mario oneshot is proof that Kishi can write female characters when he wants to.

I wanted just one tiny flashback about that, but it just fades to black, fuck this.

Why can't they just fix his autism?

Vegeta cares about Trunsk, what the fuck are you talking about? Sasuke is more like Goku, who becomes Piccolo to Naruto's Gohan.

It's also probably the duration of Sasuke and Sakura's sex, if they ever had sex at all. At this point, Sasuke pumping his semen in a container and telling Sakura to use them before it dies isn't far-fetched.

Vegeta is father and husband of the year next to Sauce and his 12 years long quest for a pack of cigarettes.

>married life
They had sex for 2,5 minutes which resulted in Sarada.
That's their "married life".

is this a new thing of Mario or just the original he made from 17 years ago?

lots of gay men have married women and had children

>Sarada is embarrassed about being a ninja
Subtle set up for the arc

Well, she goes on frequent "good will missions" to the cloud villiage and once stayed there for nearly a year before returning with larger breasts and a case of depression.

The one that came out in 2012 or something but I think you are right in that he wrote it much earlier but only got the opportunity to publish it at that time.

Sasuke has missions in other dimensions but keep reaching, cuckurafag. Chance is bigger she let a cloud ninja fuck her than Sasuke ever willingly touched her.

Keke she looks like a female Sasuke.
Is this how timeskip Sarada will look like?

>i love you
>you look a bit like my mother
HMMMMMMMMMMM

So this begs the question how often has Sakura actually seen Sasuke since Chapter 699?

He is in The Last for like a second, then I think he returns to Konoha for a bit in the novels, then this 2.5 minute date. I assume at some point in there they fucked (?). The longest he's been in the village it looks like was in the Boruto movie but he was mainly with Naruto, Bort or Sarada the whole time.

What is this marriage?

Sasuke is going to make a child with Kaguya.

Why would sakura even love sasuke after all that he has done??

Jeez any girl would already have fallen for naruto. Dude went above and beyond for her

He's always "busy" on his mission to find leftover Otsutsuki shit.

Thing is Kishimoto invented a magic eye that lets him portal his way home anytime he would need to so it doesn't really make a lot of sense.

It's uncanny how much she looks like female Sasuke in some panels. If Salad can grow to be half as beautiful, it woudl be nice.

No, because Boruto isn't drawn by Kishi. So she's going to be ugly like everyone else in the manga.

Looks like generic Kishi female, where do you guys see Sasuke resemblance aside from black hair?

Not him but I see it. It's not just her though. It's more obvious when you compare the two to the Naruto/Sasuke dynamic. You got a "normal" guy with light spiky hair and an aloof overpowered dark haired woman he's fascinated with. Doesn't that sound familiar to you?

She looks like Sasuke with a bit of Hinata. Sakura, Ino, etc. None of them look like that. Also it's not just the physical appearance, her personality and behaviour is similar to Sasuke, especially since he was redeemed.

>kishi will never write/draw an AU story where Sauce is a grill and she and Naruto make the ultimate life form babby

>You got a "normal" guy with light spiky hair and an aloof overpowered dark haired woman he's fascinated with.
This. And said overpowered dark haired woman is pushing him away.

Shit, Kishi actually can draw cute females. I should read this.

hideous

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HOLY SHIT

they may have tied in the tourney but Ino beat Cuckuya in breast and in spouses at least Sai actually is a present father and not a run away

I always knew Ino was better

fuck you buddy, femsauce is the GOAT naruto girl

Maybe, but not the ones you're posting, they're trash.

I like the art but the plot is just another kids cartoon level.
>shes a 20y old girls whos a super assassin and walks around town with a needlessly clunky and large deagle when her arms dont seem to have enough muscle to be able to withstand the recoil

make naruto the titcow. sasuke is based as male

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it's because they're western artists isn't it?
sasuke is too emotional to be a cool male character

First time I've wanted to lewd Sasuke.

Nah, Sauce makes a much better female.

>sasuke is too emotional to be a cool male character
and wat about "dattebayo" spouting autist?

No I don't give a fuck about that, they just look bad is all.

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I want to marry this Sasuke.

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Naruto's perfect as a male protag, happy-go-lucky, loves everyone, etc
Sasuke on the other hand feels like nobody can love him, is better than everyone, and in the end feels like Naruto is his one connection to the world
definitely sounds like every crazy girl I've ever dated
yeah that's def a cuter femsauce

fuck off narutards

nah

>she and Naruto make the ultimate life form babby
>Femsauce fighting the Ayytotsuki clan in another dimension while
pregnant.
I did not know I wanted this art.

>wake up in the east coast
>boot up the pc
>go on Sup Forums
>search "bor"
>click on the thread
>write "fuck off narutards"
>take meds
>go to the psychiatrist
>get your welfare
>get mcdonalds
>fap to cp
>go to sleep
>repeat

sounds better than my life 2bh

Bort is just more of the same as Naruto but the messed-up family situations are fucking hilarious from a tragicomical perspective

Why does she have such a frog face?
What does it mean?

Better than being forever alone Kakashi, he killed his first waifu and the other is trapped in an ice fortress.

Naruto was always alpha as fuck, defending his bitch from other men like in pic related.

Why can't people post her more than the male sasuke.

bort fighting like a green lantern when

But then Naruko will just be like Sakura who keep chasing after her abusive boyfriend even when he already tried to kill her several time.

This would, of course mean either Sakura or Hinata was gender flipped as well.

Naruto and Sasuke are both overly emotional. Sasuke is more of an edgelord while Naruto is a bleeding heart that cries for everyone he meets.

I'd be alright with gay Hinata pining over Naruto and/or dickhead maleSakura trying to steal away femSasuke

he totally could

i think it was during the last period that they mentioned he was one of the guys with a preteen fan club like naruto and kakashi. and even now, in pop culture among kids more concerned with video games and shit than ninja history, who don't even know one iota of what kind of fighting style their current hokage is famous for, sasuke's still regarded as his one equal. if sasuke wanted to settle down, i don't think anyone who mattered would stop him

>be a fujo in the late 2000s
>be a narutard
>read this
This shit wrote itself, I didn't even need to put on the goggles.

Who will Goth loli make a kid with?

Naruto is emotional but in a manly way.

So you're still a fujo?

what said
Naruto's emotions are like that of a father or brother
Sasuke's are like that of a depressed woman's

Of course.

meee of course.

>Naruto's emotions are like that of a lover

Pink haired male would make him a joke.

Are the stereotypes about fujos true then?

Pink is just a watered down red.
Natsu has pink hair.

Not that I said Sakura OR Hinata.

that would be fucking perfect to tell a woman who is drowning in darkness
Naruto would turn female Sasuke into a fucking running faucet with that kind of sappy talk

I'm here to please.

>manly
He acts like a teenage girl sometimes.

>what could have been

reminds me of a gag in Nichibros with that edgy literary chick

I'll help her with keeping the Uchiha alive in glory.

Men pine too unless they are complete autists, you know. The cheesiest and most romantic poems in the world were written by men.

Sarada: Hey mom, how long you and daddy were together?

Sakura: Two and a half minutes.

Sarada:.......