Confess my children

Confess my children

>Sometimes I am a SJW
>If the jews control the media how come when someone exposes the jew he only loses his job? when someone exposes the Illuminati he loses his life
>I drink soy
>Enjoy being femme from time to time

I was angry so I rage fapped so hard my dick bruised

I sometimes read the Bible and it’s making me question Catholicism.

>Confess my children

I stole the holy grail.

Ooga booga t'challa biggum chugga mooga

Oh look its another info gathering thread

I’ve had a tumblr for 8 years now

i watched the notebook and failed to have sex afterwards

To be quite fucking honest these threads are data mines.

I have a thing for Kristen Stewart. I have this sexual fantasy where she gets an MP5 and a bunch of ammo and starts executing Twiligjt fans left and right.

My wife leaves all her body hair natural.

>watching chick flick in attempt to get laid

I bombed an interview today. It was a technical interview for a software engineering position. My first, actually.

That being said, I'm happy I did it. Learned what I needed to improve on, what I didn't need to improve upon, etc.

Yelled 'NIGGER' to one of the secretaries in my office when she spilled hot coffee in my desk.

>Have tourettes syndrome and I pretend I don't realize when I yell random shit
>Yell at this chick
>She runs into the bathroom crying
>Clean desk
>Continue working
>Act as if nothing had happened
>Rest of the day people stare at me
>yell 'NIGGER' every now and then to make it seem it's my tourettes kicking real bad
>Boss wants to speak in private
>Walking into his office
>'NIGGER' right before closing the door
>'user.. a-are you- umm. Are you.. feeling ok today?'
>'Actually NFNGNGNGNGNGNNG no. I have this HEHEHEHEHEadache that is killing me, my back hurts and I think I have high blood presZZZZssffffsssure.'
>'Ok.. but, you are aware of what happened with Beatrice?'
>'She just spilled some coffee on my desk, it's not a big deal, I cleaned it up and she didn't damage any of my paPAPAFFFPAAPpaperwork.'
>Blank fucking stare
>'Ok, maybe you should take the day off and call your doctor.'
>'Did I do something wrong?'
>'Well... no it's just.. given your condition you know..'
>'I understand'
>Walk out of the office
>Right past crying Beatrice
>'NIGGER'

I can't stop masturbating.

I'm 20 and I've yet to touch a woman's hands

I had a black GF. I still miss her.

I have futa milf x shota fetish and I feel like a complete degenerate

>read post
>check flag
>read post again

Uh... user... hate to break it to you...

Im one if the guys who sometimes go through this board and report every off-topic thread and nsfw image that I see. Then when the thread gets deleted, I laugh my fucking ass off. Then I imagine some fatass neckbeard raging when he sees he can't reply to someone's post because he got a ban for posting non-politics related threads or nsfw images. Then I laugh my ass off some more.

I masturbate everyday, I want to stop it. Working from monday to saturday, keeping myself busy at all times, nothing helps, somehow I find time to fap at least once a day, even at work. I have not read or watch any porn or hentai or anything erotic on weeks.

I actually like the idea of a confession thread. Makes for good bonding

Are you happy with your life right now? honest question. If you're not happy, you will seek it through other means such as fapping

Oh and another confession, i work at UPS and on Sundays my boss lets us drink booze if we wanna.

knocked up a spic

I once wanked to yiff.

I am. Everyday I wake up happy because I no longer wake up with a sore throat. Living with my mom's family was killing me on the inside, 3 compulsive smokers and I'm allergic to smoke/dust, everyone aware of it but they gave no fucks.
I can cook whatever I want too, which makes me the happiest.

I'm marrying a Jew and converting. I have to be circumcised again at 31. I'm doing it SOLELY for Khazar Milkers.

no

My condolences

I eat too much and I think teenaged girls are cute enough to plow

Now that's what i call fucking cucked.

I just want to kill cnn.

I have a secret child with my 1st cousin.

Checked and kekked
>Sola Scriptura
>Removes Seven Books from the Bible
I hate National-Socialists just as much as I do Communists.
Economical Ethnoregional Imperialism is the only way forward.

I masturbate to porn everyday before i go to sleep. :[

Lmao

Fuck off CIA.

Well cooking what you want is a plus. Try picking up a nice hobby that satisfies you, something that you can work at or work on. When you get satisfaction from that, you won't want to fap so much. Good luck, friend

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UMM I checl these boards about 12 hours a day. ON and off. It's just interesting desu

Oh yea and what are you going to do about it?

They are not going to circumcise you, they take away a drop of blood.
Anyway you are a Cuck who could not impose his religion and traitor
Enjoy following 613 Talmud laws and do not eat pork milk or cheese.

My fapping has gotten extremely degenerate. Not what I fap to, but how I fap is extremely unhealthy.
I’ll scroll through and open a dozen or two videos, then watch maybe a minute or two of serveral of them, skipping around every few seconds. Then I find what I want to bust to and watch it for maybe 5 minutes.

It’s a totally unnatural and unrealistic medium. It’s hard for me to find a video I can just watch though without filling my tabs.

I’m trying, bros,

>I’ll scroll through and open a dozen or two videos, then watch maybe a minute or two of serveral of them, skipping around every few seconds. Then I find what I want to bust to and watch it for maybe 5 minutes.
>tfw i do this too

I'm not Catholic I don't do early Lent

I like futa and I masturbate nearly everyday

ONE LINER JEWNIGGERBOT SLIDE THREAD

Atheists will be hanged along with the niggers on R-Day.

It has to stop, user. I’ve found porn with story and good acting helps, the problem is the majority of that now is family shit. Step family is fine though and bangbus is pretty good.

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Nah. My multitude of firearms says otherwise.

>Believe in the true God and cal out the Demiurge's crimes
>Get called an Atheist

I think fascism is a meme.

im a really bad person and im disgusted by myself

I try to change but always fall back into my ways

kek, you nihilists are all the same passive fucks anyway, just bending the knee to anyone who's got a bigger drive to live than you.
Repent, mutt, for thy judgement cometh.

I can't fap to professional studio shit. Only amateurs do it for me. backroom casting couch used to be my kick, but I've moved on to gloryhole secrets

I've been on Sup Forums all day and haven't done anything productive

>God who demands only purity of souls and spiritual righteousness is the Demiurge
kek

I fucked a guy in the ass before.

I saved 27 white girls from being raped or murdered last Saturday by removing 3 niggers in a town 4 hours from me. MAGA

I occasionaly have homosexual thoughts

and...?

Also I fucked an indian girl once

I found the video this user mentioned and am currently selling access to it for bitcoin.

I was just about to post the exact same thing. I am a Catholic who started attending Mass last year and while reading the Bible it hasn't exactly added up for me.

*yawn*

Demiurge worship is characterized by externalizing by projecting thought-forms onto reality rather than internalizing worship, like arguing over the semantics of Protestantism and Catholicism. You're literally cucking yourselves for the Demiurge, its sad.

I wonder where that boy is now

I still jerk off occasionally to nude pics girls sent me up to 10yrs ago.

>Philosophy is projecting
Defending points against valid arguments and achieving a synthesis from these discussions is reaching the Truth.
Dogmatism, the internalization of thoughts on a select subject without proper external questionning to the logical line of thought(or rejection of external questionning) is not.

I let my girlfriend talk me into a footjob and now I have a foot fetish.
Sorry!

You do this because seeing more and faster makes your brain produce a better high. It's exactly like drug addiction except your brain is producing the drugs. Cut it out or you will be impotent after 5 minutes in normal sexual scenarios.

Bangbus is just a better version of casting couch with a more “real” feel

>mfw the protties were right all along
>mfw your church openly mocks Jesus Christ.

i have a stereotypical fat toad disgusting mexican GF, im scared to leave her because she's pretty much a fucking psyco and will prolly kill me in my sleep, help me pol.

>Letting a female dictate your sex life
>She turns you into a femdom-loving cuck
kek, you have to fight that user, or it's gonna get worse.

>you can worship something on accident
Gnostics have brain damage