Age 17-18

>Age 17-18
>Height 142 cm(4 ft, 8 in)

Why is Konata such a womanlet? Were they trying to appeal to the midget/dwarf audience?

Holy shit I can easily overpower her and treat her body like a meat toilet.

I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on. Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body.

I like Konata cause she's an otaku like me.

>ishikei will never draw lucky star again

I like when konata plays game does the funny scream.

She beat the shit out of Guile. Don't even try.

>Her dad had her take self defence classes cause he expected everyone to be as big a pedaphile as he was, but all she can do flail around weakly while you pull her skirt up and tie it over her head.

Nip girls are small, stop bullying poor Konata.

>tie her skirt over her head
How the hell does one do that without a length of rope?

Furthermore, she'd rek ur shit.

I want to wear her plump butt on my face

Please don't talk about my waifu like this.

I would DESTROY her little pussy.

They were appealing to all men of taste, faglord.

Moshi moshi

The guy she tried to beat up was a tourist who was just asking for directions.
Ducktape

They were trying to appeal to the Kagamin audience. Which is an audience of one. I don't know what they were thinking.

this

She's an example of a strong yet simple character design, instantly recognizable no matter what cosplay she is doing.

great
now nobody can ever do a short long haired blue girl with a catface ever again

Kagamin is not homosexual. Noone knows what she really meant by "**** with Konata".

It is a satire on the auto-infantilization performed by otaku. Lucky Star is actually a really mean-spirited series, I don't understand why it was such a hit.

>strong yet simple character design
The Sanic of anime

>mean spirited
There are worse series that do this, and those are actually really spiteful toward otaku.

You know why

Womanlets are patrician. As are giantesses.

Really, all height of woman between 4ft and 8ft is patrician.

>now nobody can ever do a short long haired blue girl with a catface ever again

Sure they can.

Nice Lucky Star thread.
Be a real shame if somethin' happened to it . . .

>I like Konata cause she's an otaku like me.

Tsukasa is cute and the fact that she fit into that mentally ill artist's inner world in such a powerful way makes her even cuter.

what the fuck is a meat toilet
u flush your ground beef and sirloin steaks down the toilet?

I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.

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I want to fuck those feet

They wanted the Aoi Yuuki audience before Aoi Yuuki was a thing.

>All of them are almost 30

her mom was really small right So genetics op

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Why are luckies so magical? I just want to eat every one of them, especially Kona-chan.

>he doesn't know about meat toilet

>Take Konata
>Add even more cat
>Remove sharp angles

Cause infantilized otaku girls' is a fetish that everyone but you secretly has.

>I like Konata cause she's an otaku like me
>otaku
>like me
Are you Japanese?

Genetics

Height difference is retardedly hot

So that's her weakpoint.

>Add even more cat

Ay.

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That's decade-old pasta dude.

Was this an OVA I missed? And why is "Shelter" playing in my head as I watch it?

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It's from episode 22.
Incidentally, the script was written by Shoji Gatoh.

Nah, Konata is a normal girl and so are her friends.

fucking kill yourself newfag

Newfgs in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. That's an old pasta

Konata is for headpats, not lewd

STOP

>all of them are christmas cakes
muh

Imagine the smell. Being a filthy otaku, she probably hasn't changed those socks in days

cute pasta, I've been hearing that for the 10+ years I've been browsing.

What would it be like to be dominated by Konata?

Hehehaha

That pasta has been around since Lucky Star aired. Don't pretend to be an oldfag when you clearly aren't

it all runs together after a while. Want me to prove my age? Fapman. Nevada-tan. Needs moar Waha.

Not that I have anything to be proud of. This place just gets worse every year.

Man I remember back in the days, this was my first headcanon shipping.

That still doesn't explain the "Shelter" vibe though.

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Konata is my wife.
Lucky Star is the evangelion of cute girls doing cute things.

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This guy gets it.

If it were the Evangelion of CGDCT, I'd think it'd be a deconstruction of the concept, no?

It's more like it is to KyoAni what TTGL was to Gainax, what Luluco was to Trigger, and what Bakemonogatari was to Shaft: a series to refect and remark upon the previous works of the studio.

ah ah come on

Shelter is about someone who has been gone for a long time sending a message that they still love the home they had to leave behind.

Is she playing Snake?

Evangelion isn't a deconstruction, it's a psychological anime with a mecha setting. But your description of Lucky Star is accurate otherwise.

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Her butt is anything and everything but plump.

>Was this an OVA I missed?
It's from the main series.
>And why is "Shelter" playing in my head as I watch it?
Because you have considerably shit taste.

I need to rewatch Lucky Star then, because that scene doesn't click in my head at all.

As for my taste, yes, it's probably shit. But this is Sup Forums, no one has good taste around here anymore.

Konata probably smells like grease, sweat and period clops.

My taste may be shit but at least I don't like fucking Shelter.

Jeebus pussy shitting Chandler I love this gif. Post it again.

I like that she has a :3 face

Your waifu just got fat

IMAGINE

If anything Euph would be to Kyo what the rest of those metaphors are

I disagree

Pretty sure he's just an Otaku who loves his daughter. Don't slander best dad Soujiro

Her daughter looks just like her wife, can't blame the man if he takes her virginity

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

If I had a qt daughter who shared my hobbies and resembled my late legal-loli wife then I'd probably become a vehement purity fag to contain my lust.

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Lurk more newfriend

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