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Who would win a fight between these two?

>Hisoka gets ONE (1) decent hit in on Chrollo the entire match
>Chrollo kicks the living shit out him multiple times
>Stomps on his face
>Puts him on the ruse cruise
>Blows his hand off
>Blows his leg off
>Literally baseball pitches audience members at him
>He even has the time to try on different clothes
>Does Michael Jackson poses while dodging his attacks
>9/11's the shit out of him
>Styles on him so bad he doesn't even have to fight
>Even that ONE (1) decent hit was used to fuck him over in the end
>Outright kills him with no effort at all
>The clown is so salty and frustrated over being BTFO so easily by Chrollo that he resorts to killing his friends but is too much of a weak pussy to go after Chrollo himself

How can Hisokeks ever live this down?

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>tfw Momoze is going to fucking die

repeat it with me spidercuck
RUBBER AND GUM

I can't wait until Hisoka starts killing the spiders, their fanbase has been the biggest cancer for such a long time.

The Spider has legs of ten,
A jester comes for those men
If the Spider wishes to steal,
First it must accept a deal
For he is a fickle clown,
All will end with a blood stained frown

>spiderfags

How can you like a character that comes back to life just because he's popular? I thought you guys were all contrarians.

Hisocucks are even more cancerous than Killuafags.

Duazul best queen.

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People bickering about the fight itself are idiots. Chrollo got nothing whatsoever out of beating Hisoka, meanwhile Hisoka finally got serious on a strategic level and has killed two of Chrollo's friends in less time than the fight took. This is very clearly a "won the battle, but lost the war" situation.

That's what he gets for cheating.

Stop. You're being too intelligent for these brainlets from Sup Forums.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Has to make a shop of character crying
>His shitty favorite character is on-panel crying twice.

>Chrollo got nothing whatsoever out of beating Hisoka
Oh gee I wonder why?

>chrollo chapter
>in the end starts playing

Daily reminder that machi got clowned by rubber and gum.

Is Hisoka the biggest pushover in the entirety of HxH?

Let's see

>Kills a bunch of worthless trash during Hunter Exam
>Defeats an incompetent Nen user during Heavens Arena arc
>beats and/or scares the shit outta two kids
>plays a dodgeball game in Greed Island arc, then fucks off to chase Chrollo
>doesn't show up during Chimera Ants arc, which is quite odd given how the events of that arc offered numerous opportunities to fight extremely powerful enemies
>kills a shitty butler during Election arc
>chickens out when Illumi gets visibly angry at him
>get LITERALLY blown the fuck out by Chrollo in a deathmatch with no rules
>kills two physically weakest PT members when they didn't have access to their Hatsu because SALT


...wew

His fault for not decapitating the zombie clown, user. Also Machi's fault for sitting there like a dumbass and letting him fully recover.

She'll live due to hijinks.
I mean literally all of her guards are trying to kill her.

Hisoka BTFO

>Though cut in half, shall be your number
>'tis not lost, wherein your advantage lies.
So Hisoka will take down half the spiders, but lose to the other half?

Also
>Seek out new friends once in a bind.
Will Chrollo become emperor time man's bitch because of Hisoka?

>kills two physically weakest PT members when they didn't have access to their Hatsu because SALT
That's not salt though, that's literally Chrollo's weakness. The reason he can't walk around with all the spiders' powers at all times is because he'd leave them helpless in the process. Hisoka's just playing serious now, instead of fighting against Chrollo's strengths.

Don't you hate on Gotoh. But I'm still salty about him missing from the CA arc. Even the Spiders got a chance to fight, so idk why Hisoka was left out. Maybe Togashi didn't want Hisoka to pull what he did with Chrollo on the Ants and decided to just leave him out.

Since Nen becomes stronger in death, what happens to nen beasts once one of the princes die?

Hisoka would get decimated by the ants.

>4 hours since the Black Whale departed
When will we see it reach the dark continent, in 2030 ?

He was only able to win that match because he was cheating.
It wasn't a 1v1, it was Chrollo + Kortopi + Shalnark vs Hisoka.
Chrollofags are stupid, I won't argue with you anymore.

niggastream chapter when lads?

Nice fanfic.

>speedreader

Don't forget Gon's fishing line and Illumi's needles.

Its fucking gorgeous wtf, i thought she would be a bitch like Cammy

i got you bro
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My boss had a fight
For us it caused a fright
As I am a dim-witted fool
All I have is my magic tool
Soon enough my legs will break
All under the Magicians wake

Your fanfic isn't in the manga.

>chrollo is actually good enough to steal their hatsus

really makes you think

Bullshit, no way Tserriednich learned nen in 4 hours.

I am 100% sure that either I or Togashi will die before this series is over

Fuck them, we need fanscans

PROPERTIES

Tomorrow, at best. Korean user will probably translate it before them.

but anons thinks that Tserriednich is god on earth

what are you referring to son?

Is Tokyo Ghoul good? I saw someone compared it to the Chimera Ant arc

Joke's on you, he probably learned it in like 2.

What I actually expect though is that the ceremony just forced open their aura or some shit and the princes will all learn at a quick pace as a result.

>His shitty favourite character is on panel being dead

:re is really fucking shit. But the first manga is great.

>Joke's on you, he probably learned it in like 2.
He learnt it in less than 4 hours.

RUBBER

Think of the Chimera Ant arc without the morals, character development and x10 edge

The first series is good. Re not so much.

Togashi pls let him live

His name is too generic, he should die soon

>no way Tserriednich learned nen in 4 hours
You're right. The boat was already 2 hours into its journey when he asked Theta about nen. So he did it in less than 2 hours.

But the war isn't over yet.

It's probably that plus the fact that they're all the descendants from a family who frequently have battle royales. You're witnessing eugenics at work.

>cliche restriction for emperor time
>now this power creep of tse learning nen in 2 hours
What the hell is Togashi smoking

All of the chaos in the lower floors, the banquets, and Kurapika's storyline happened in just 4 hours??

What is he?
Part Chimera Ant?

ah boats, my old nemesis

Ten little Spiders went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Spiders sat up very late; One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Spiders traveling in heaven; One said he’d stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Spiders chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little Spiders playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Spiders going in for law; One got into Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Spiders going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Spiders walking in the zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two little Spiders playing in the sun; One got frizzeled up and then there was One.

One little Spider left all alone; He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

Theta and Bill must live or else I will be sad...

He's just more talented than the MCs.

I will forgive him if Kurapika's restriction actually does something. Like, death or at least crippling him. Otherwise Togashi is now Naruto tier

Is this borefest of a manga getting any interesting now that it's back from Hades?

>dead

Speedreader.

Nigga what are you doing? Stop being autistic.

Is he the one in one hundred billion talent?

The overall war between the two is not, yeah. I'm more referring to the set of chapters before the story refocused on Kurapika; At the end of 357 Chrollo had gained nothing, Hisoka was still alive (and possibly stronger?) with a greater understanding of how to fight his opponent, and two spiders who were instrumental in his defeat are dead. If anything, it might even be accurate to say that Hisoka won a pyrrhic victory against Chrollo.

the poor nigga is already dying cause he cant catch a bug, give him a break

No, it's shit. I advise you to not read it and not post in HxH threads again to save your time.

No, you can fuck off

>now this power creep of tse learning nen in 2 hours

He did that with the ants and to a lesser extent Gon and Killua.

Reminder that Wing thought that Gon and Killua could learn nen within a week or even a day without the baptism.
Gon didn't even know nen yet he could already instinctively use zetsu to shut off his leaking aura.

They weren't illumi's needles, they were Shalnark's antennas. Togashi fixed it in the volume

I only posted one rhyme you dumb frogo postah

The boat was 2 hours into its journey when Kurapika survived the first nen beast attack, after returning from the first banquet, so yeah.

It's only been a couple hours so far. If he ends up going overnight without turning off Emperor Time then it's time to panic.

That user was mocking the Hisocucks

A day != 2 hours

At this rate the prince will be Chrollo tier by tonight.

Cheers

I'm only the poemfag

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That's what happens when you speed read or use the anime as the source material instead of the manga. I think Gon and Killua learned Ten in a few seconds and learned Ren in half a day. It's not unprecedented.

Chrollocucks BTFO

>Ten
>Ren
Shut the fuck up.

Can you even articulate what makes this technique so advanced, that 2 hours is a big deal Go ahead, I'll wait.

That looks like he's just faintly manifesting his aura, it's not even Ten

Maybe look up what Ten and Ren, what you took as your argument, is.

theta probably forced herself into him to get him started
>this pressure and heat!!!NANIN!IN!I!N

Didn't they grasp gyo the first time they were told about it?
The real issue is that Wing was a very soft and slow teacher. The guy thought Gon was fighting that cripple five years too early.
If he had given them a crash course like Bisky they'd have learned all the basics as quickly as Tserriednich is.

How will Machi die? BDSM?

He's focusing his aura on specific body parts. First time Gon and Killua used Gyo on Hisoka's trick, they were really exhausted. It's probably the nen beasts' effect though.

Assuming the HxH world population is the same as ours and Gon & Killua are one in 10 millions, that still leaves a good number of people more talented than them

My argument is that learning facets of nen fast is not unprecedented. Plus you don't even know what he's doing. So, why are you pretending it's some big deal? She said it would take 5 days to a week to learn whatever it is they're doing. The timing for Ren took Zushi a week and he was talented according to Wing. So, what are you arguing? I'll wait.

>Plus you don't even know what he's doing.
And you call others speedreader?