What a based portrait!!

And painted by a top African American artist.
Bet you Trump would never get something like that done.

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spermed

Trump wouldn't have some inept nigger paint his portrate

looks blacker than usual.

i guess even now, obama has been BLACKED

why are the hands so freakishly large? is it compensation cause michael has a bigger dick?

Jizzed

>mfw the 10th thread this hour about this stupid painting

why the hell do you people care so damn much about this crappy painting?

>be former leader of most powerful country on the planet
>get painting commissioned for hack artist
>journos praise it as groundbreaking and unique
>really it's just shit

>painted by a top African American artist

he doesn't actually paint them though... he just shoops pre-existing photographs and paintings, then sends them off to gooks who actually do the real work

A black man among marijuana leaves ooooh how interesting, should've thrown in some 22 inch spinning rims in the background and a dice game

maybe a few chicken bones in there too

Right, and shouldn't it just stop there? Everyone is reeeeeing like the libtards do at a Trump tweet, which I'm sure they're really enjoying.

Teleprompter was 44th President

Painting makes him look even less presidential than usual. Who cares of he makes a fool of himself though?

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Jizz head.

spunky isn't it ?

It doesn't look presidential at all. Looks like some Soundcloud Trap shit cover.

I actually feel bad for Obama having to stand there and grin and accept it.

I hate the fucker, but in all honesty this looks like hell.

this isn't even the official white house painting so who cares
it's clickbait

The artist struck me more of a bottom, but ok.. I believe you

Was he crippled?

Why is he in a chair?

It's a jab a Trump. Liberals are really that perry so I'm posting this as fact

>And painted by a top African American artist.
Enormously embarrassing. What a joke.

it looks like an 80s album cover

It does.

I would have gone with a more formal painting myself but it looks pretty cool desu. Definitely not worth getting worked up about.

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Its a nice portrait really.

IO wonder if someday someone will decifer the text that is carved in the front face of the chair seat.

COCKSLEEVED

>Flowerboy
>SoundCloud shit trap

I fucking hate you. That album is great, you fucking milk toast

The only president in history with 2 different sets of ears during his tenure.

Looks like the coolest monkey in the jungle

*blocks your path*

Looks the same, just droopy. I suppose 8 uears would do that to someone.

Neurotic faggot

Post the god emperor Trump pic. Trump should have a Napoleon-esque portrait just to troll him.

we already had this thread 20 million times yesterday.

Lazy nigger didnt want to stand up. Just like when the anthem plays

No, it literally becomes history. It will hang in said gallery as long as the USA exists

>the shaft of light piercing the heavens

>king nigger shitting in the woods
kek

Would you guys post the highlights again? I've gotta spread this around work. The guys are gonna laugh their asses off!

And nothing can be done about it, so what exactly is the point of all the bitching?

Just laugh at the terrible portrait of a terrible president and move on.

The Michelle one isn't that bad, probably because it looks like someone else.

The sperm on his head desu

Just tell them about the sperm. Ought to keep you chuckling a couple days

Sorry, Snopes has debunked that:
snopes.com/obama-official-portrait-sperm-cells/
>faithfully reproduced
Not unless he was having an aneurysm while his portrait was being painted

That is flat out terrible art in every way. I'd rather have a '70s velvet Elvis.

Somebody gimme the sperm closeup

I’m reality if it’s more insidious than that

Way more

This is what the revolutionary artist was projectin

It looks like something deep dream would have come up with.

But mostly, this.

Why is nobody talking about his left hand having 6 fingers?

Are you trying to hide your racism behind an artistic criticism or do you have some better point to make?

Does Obama have some sort of horrible scar on the left side of his chin that nobody noticed before? Shit's like Tina Fey x10.

The artist is saying that obama beheads white people and their power not with a knife but with his throne or power

FPBP.

#spermgate my nigga.

Yeah, I know. I wanted some images I could text to them. I'm digging through the archive right now. Does anybody know what the last thread number was?

WHERE IS THE SPERM

is it supposed to symbolize that taking the monkey out of the jungle is futile?

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JAJAJAJAJJAJA

It almost looks like he has another finger after his pinkie on his left hand

IDK what they're talking about either.

its in the temple i see it now

TFW when you see your post on snopes.

I can't take all this winning. I give up. Somebody make it stop.

the lighting is so fucking wierd, where's all the yellow coming from? the artist was just painting what he saw and added the background with no regard to how light actually works

lmao

>not posting the original

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>president who promised change but instead kept the exact same policies of his predecessors
>his painting is littered with copy and paste
P o u l t r y

And just for comparison, here is is real head. Funny no huge sperm.

archive.is/Y7GU8

archive.is/IKwT6

All right here friend. Both threads archived. Both threads full of so much winning. Take some advil because this much winning hurts.

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>thinks about ending up in prison with all the niggers he didn't even help out by pissing off whitey

I guess that's what you get when you have a gay dude do your picture.
>so powerful

I've just sent a room full of artists into a fit trying to make their hands look like that. General consensuses is that they can't pull it off, and it's a mistake.

it really is unfathomably bad, and his face being suspiciously life-like against a ms-paint clip-art background is just too much

Fuck man

the gay nigger (yes he loves cock, i mean he literally loves cock, in his ass and mouth, his dreams, you name it. all he thinks about is cock. he would rather be sucking cock than almost anything that's how much he loves cock.) doesn't even paint his own paintings. his shop is in china and he uses gooks to do his work. also, compare and contrast

Because of all the 10/10 photoshops that have been made

You rock! Thank you user!

copy/paste is a trick used in china. he uses chinks to do his shit paintings.

Amazing what lighting and ageing can do to ears

He looks sun burnt, pink as hell

>sperm on forehead

MUH LEGACY

>tfw shitposts of Trump with a free online image filter from 2015 are better than this

how much does Obama hate white people?

Whoa hole up chew soap. Is that for real? Those aren’t even remotely the same ears. Did we have a clone President?

michaelsavage.com/2018/02/13/why-do-the-obamas-purposely-inflame-racism/

A lot.

The flowers are from Chicago, Hawaii, and Kenya.
It’s based off of Lincoln’s portrait.

It’s a freaky world, old America is only history, great people are defined by the world they create. I’m going dick first into the future cause I want to be apart of it

Can anyone explain why it even matters
It's a cool portrait

Look up "Obama head scars". Then look up any pic of him from the side. Different ears.

Why is JFK hiding his hands?

Just realize, that's the position he's in when he's taking a shit.

found the guy that DVR's I Am Jazz