/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SUB-PAR GUAC EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Infrastructure Initiative 2/12/18
youtu.be/HO3eU9kunfQ
>AG Sessions @Abe Lincoln Celebration in PA 2/12/18
youtu.be/PplB7K8-vvM
>AG Sessions @Sherrif's Assoc Meeting 2/12/18
youtu.be/q6lBhsceHg8
>SoS T-Rex/Egypt FM Shoukr statements 2/12/18
youtu.be/7YyH81hGKes
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meeting on Congo 2/12/18
youtu.be/8NV_Ivbtq-0
>OMB Dir Mulvaney Budget Briefing 2/12/18
c-span.org/video/?441100-101/
>Pentagon Budget Briefing 2/12/18
c-span.org/video/?441107-1/
>StateDep 2019 Budget Presser (Heather, DepSec Sullivan, USAID Admin Green) 2/12/18
youtu.be/zp-1l4xe9Ng
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/12/18
youtu.be/eYShh3EGtFc
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in-flight briefing 2/11/18
c-span.org/video/?441045-1/
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #46 2/11/18
youtu.be/qaD1c3CVeLQ
>WH Video: VP Pence in SoKo 2/11/18
youtu.be/P8wit43BewI
>WH Video: VP Pence @Olympics 2/11/18
youtu.be/5UIxqvw9gL4
>StateDep US Engagement in West Hemisphere (Heather, DepSec Palmieri) 2/10/18
youtu.be/_VIO7wbdwuk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Trump Intl hotel 2/10/18
youtu.be/H0GvRol2WMM
>Pres Trump tells a /comfy/ story 2/9/18
youtu.be/nvs6csqievI
>VP Pence interview on NBC on noko 2/9/18
youtu.be/0wt70DoM2u8

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duhwooo!

Fuck wigger scum

Where do I get live election results from, the state House elections? I think all but one has had polls closed already.

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF
EXPLAIN THIS

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>Trish sitting in for Uncle Lou tonight

GOTTA LOVE IT, /ptg/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

w-why dont u like wiggers?

AGOO

Faggots, this is bad. independentsentinel.com/california-will-free-10000-sexual-predators/
10k rapists are going to be released in Cali.

SOMEONE STOP HIM

Thanks for baking this pile of shit

We don't even need a Grug Awoo since we have this.

WH

fire his ass and then get someone in the FBI that does it without being fucking told to do it

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MRGA!

Trump:
>got fake news to compare the Boy Scouts to hitler youth
>branded the msm as fake news
>Americans are dreamers too
>made THE SWAMP left side with illegals over the military
>boosted our economy by supplying optimism
>wore a blue tie to the SOTU
>BTFO ISIS and terrorists by branding them losers

Soon, Trump will use his persuasion powers to LOCK HER UP and DRAIN THE SWAMP. He will become the most powerfully persuader in human history

Whatever, man.

How do I get a Nork waifu?

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Clickbait, I've watched the whole hearing, lack of context and making people click on headlines on the internet.
I understand that I have more time on my hands than most people, but nothing prevents you from simply searching for the source of where/when did this happened.

Thanks for baking fren

It's good, but she has to read the Lou script so it's not as fun as her 2pm

Not my problem. I'm in Idaho.
...Well, it would be if they come here.

tfw peak soy-based guac

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sorry can't meme her to be cute
to big forehead

HITLER! HE'S HITLER! IMPEACH FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE HE COLLUDED WITH THE RUSSIANS IMPEACH! HE'S MENTALLY UNFIT FUCK RACIST TRUMP IMEACH NOW

>Thanks for baking fren
you're welcome.
Would you like to take over baking duties?

I figure only bakers thank other bakers.

Her jaw is wired shut, right?

>tfw no bj's

Thx dilbertman

She looks like Martin Skrtel

would this not just be within his regular job duties?

go bake yourself a soy pie, fruitcake

Don't need to meme it, already been done

Sadly I can't be trusted

>Police Chief: Trump hasn't directed me to stop criminals from killing people
>Fire Chief: Trump hasn't directed me to put out fires
>Local Life Guard: Trump hasn't directed me to save any drowning children
Because it's your fucking job. Trump doesn't need to tell you how to do it.

Did the stock market stop crashing considering I haven't seen shills post about how drumpf ruined the economy in a few days?

somebody open a window...

>when a Korea girl has a better jaw than most leftists

Heil Trump

Why do people like guac? I think it tastes like shit personaly. It's really plain and just fucks up the taste of my whatever Mexican food I'm eating at the time. I dunno, burrito, taco, chimichanga, whatever pick a name, it's all the same shit. Meat, beans, rice, and cheese all stuffed into some flat bread shell. And people say we need to keep these "expert chefs" here or we can't enjoy their oh so amazing foods because no one else knows how to stuff that shit into a shell and cook it all until it all just runs together like diarrhea then throw some salsa and guac on top to make it look not like a puddle of shit.

CPI inflation data is tomorrow. Get ready for another round of crashposting

>im literally 12 and have to be told what to do

This is our FBI folks

never trust a chink who won't show teeth. pure evil

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She's only allowed to make smug expressions

If you watch the hearing, all of the IC said they were told to watch and take care of all threats - which include Russia. The question was fishing for if Trump asked them SPECIFICALLY about just Russia and go after only Russia. They all said not Russia solely but in the broader context of all foreign actor trying to fuck with elections: Russia, North Korea, Iran, China, etc.

Oh, so NOW the FBI isn't meant to be an independent organization.

No, the economy crashing has been completely overshadowed by some guy named Rob Porter. CNBC hasn't even been covering the stock market the last few days

ummm, try again sweetie teriyaki. Drumpf has utterly destroyed Australia sharemarket. Down AGAIN today, just not as badly as last week

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She looks like she's into some sadistic kinky stuff

>economy crashing
What fucking planet do you life on?

Gook bitch literally looks like golem from LoTR.

GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE TAKE OVER BAKING DUTIES

THE MODS KILLED CHINKLEAF AND HEATHERPOSTER

Haha I see it

>sweetie teriyaki.
Fucking kek. I'm stealing that one. I like to use honey bunches of oats but that's an addition to my vocabulary my fren.

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bet she's pure evil

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what happened

Literally
>"Trump HASN'T directed me NOT to eat babies!!!"
the clickbait

My thread got deleted, so I figured I would ask /ptg/ thoughts on my idea

I work for a social media company, we are having what’s we call a PR fire right now, and having emergency meetings because we have been flooded by hundreds(possibly thousands by now) of emails begging us to censor the pictures of Obama’s portrait artist painted of the black woman beheading the white women. They want this taken down and censored for “racism” what racism? Oh no, not the beheading being racist, but pointing out that the artist painted this is racist. The beheading is a slave overthrower a master, so with that in mind...

Someone needs to do a version with a white female israelite slave, beheading a black pharoah queen. This causing so many leftist narratives to clash, it will cause heads to explode.

> we wuz kangz even whitey agrees!
> Yo dats raciss this whitey Jew be commiting race based regicide!
> Jews now beheading their precious nogs
> normal libs wondering why blacks think they are Egyptians
> Jews unsure if they were oppressed or if they should tell niggers that they weren’t actually pharaohs
> black Israelites mad the Jew isn’t black

I think this would cause insane infighting, I can’t paint or shop worth a shit or I would, but I would love if someone could do this.

tie a loaf of bread to the line of a fishing rod...

You live close to it. Those rapists are going to flee Spicifornia and come to rape you.

Jaws are manly faggot.

most arguments for diversity and "culture" rely on their food. it's dumb. I hate mexican food and I'm Texan

What is a grits?

not your private army, fuck off

how does dale keep getting away with it??

Explain? Just took a shower and got back 3 threads later

>What is market correction for 300 points!
Take an economics class moron...

>if they come here
m8, Obongo already flooded you guys with thousands of sandniggers.

Can't even imagine what she's into

>I work for a social media company,
stopped reading right there.
neck yourself faggot

Guess i will take it for few then, thanks for baking.

lmao why does he do that with his chin? its so childish and funny, is it like a character?

I normally only bake on /tg/ but fine I'll get you for a couple

Some kind of hot breakfast cereal, I'm not sure what it's made of. I've tried it before and didn't really care for it. I'm an oatmeal man myself.

Nevermind, Krautfren can take it

>160369321

Feminism general nip, that you?

I’m not asking for a private army, I’m offering an idea for something that the left is already panicking about, and I don’t have the ability to do it properly. OC creators have skills I don’t possess, I’m giving an idea for OC, not asking for an army to do anything.

I'm glad the White House are pinning the Porter shit on the career FBI officials who held back the information the fuck Trump over. shame he won't fire any of them no matter how hard they ram their dicks up his ass.

She'd probably seduce you only to drug you up, tie you down, brand her name onto your ass with a hot iron, and make you her personal slave

>MODS KILLED CHINKLEAF AND HEATHERPOSTER
WHY? I can't stand the heatherposter but they should not be banned.

You guys must be doing something right

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His liberal alter ego.

Sorry, I can’t help who I get contracted out to and I have a family to feed. Though I guess it’s super cucked to have guys on the inside fighting for our voice amirite?

This. This will redpill a lot of normies. Spread these images like wildfire.


Ignore the shills

O-okay

>mfw I didn't get Shoah'd this time

Isn't the FBI saying the WH is lying about this non-story?

Thanks

>shadman
does commissions

Here have a cut out

kek

>ban regular posters/bakers, but ignore spammers posting the same stupid shit over and over again

Fucking figures

Hmm.. oven dodger baker didn't get shoah'd.. really.. activates the almonds...

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