Russia wants to nuke Yellowstone national park to cause the volcano to go off early
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They would piss off most of the world by causing a global depression. It would sink the world economy for a long time.
If this somehow didn't spark world War 3 the volcanos ash cloud would create a minor ice age due lol
Increased solar activity will increase earthquakes and volcanic activity and the opportunistic Deep State will blame it on Russia as an excuse to kick off the war they've been planning.
That's be quite retarded, since the subsequent ice age would pretty much freeze Russia
>That's be quite retarded, since the subsequent ice age would pretty much freeze Russia
Russia will never start a nuclear war because Russia is by far the most vulnerable country to a nuclear strike. One US B53 nuke makes it to Moscow and suddenly they lose 10% of their already declining population and 38% of their nation's already declining wealth.
>would create a minor ice age due lol
It's called a volcanic winter
I'm calling bullshit on this - if Yellowstone goes the world descends into an ash covered ice age. Russia would know this, Russia is also not suicidal. This is low quality propaganda bait.
I honestly doubt that the entire Russian nuclear arsenal would be enough to do it. The magma chamber is like 50 miles below the surface.
>Russia wants to
>Russian analyst proposes
Pick one OP
>Pick one OP
This is how the Kremlin stirs the pot. They get some fringe Putin spokesperson to make the wild ass claim, they test the global waters for a day or two, then Putin seems like the sensible leader who later walks it back.
That's wrong see pic
i mean the russians also suggested nuking the BP oil spill
they like nuking things
Please let this happen.
>largest country in the world
>with the largest nuclear stockpile in the world
>by far the most vulnerable country to a nuclear strike
North American war machine would be fucked. Out Industry would be fucked.
Yeah but it'd be for the lulz
haha holy shit
Of course it's bullshite
Also last week Sup Forums had this exact same thread on,y it was NASA who wanted to drill into Yellowstone.
It's just more Muh Russia
And Sup Forums fan fiction.
Wut flag iz dat
Russia lives in a block of ice, though, so they'd be aiight.
OK, I'm sucked in now. Have you ever seen Tsar Bomba?
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Nukes wouldn't even scratch it.
You have no idea how small mankind is in this universe.
do it just end it all
Yellowstone does not need the Russians to get fucked. Nuclear storage facilities like all infrastructure in the USA if crumbling. One such facility is close to yellowstone...the US is fucked on its own, even without Clinton at the helm
bye bye miss degenerate american pie
I'm american t.b.h.
It's almost as if having a lot of nukes doesn't actually make you invincible. No wonder Putin's scared of us.
Ehh... they are quite used to it, and they have a lot of vodka
What kind of analyst was that? Surely not a geologist. Nukes wouldn't be able to set off a caldera. Not even close.
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OP is a faggot. Get the fuck off the board.
>Yellowstone blows up
>only part of Russia still able to grow crops (potentially) is the coastal Black Sea area
congrats you played yourself
>Russia wants to nuke Yellowstone national park
>OP is a faggot.
...and what about the Russians, kek
I feel sorry for Russians, Putler is worth 2.5 trillion as he has robbed the nation along with his kgb thugs and left the people utterly fucked, cant even vote him out.
I think Putler wont be around for long
Based.
go and wipe off or lick off Queen's ass, apparently she just took fresh morning dump
Go suck on Obamas nigger paki cock and slurp up his anal jizz you faggot. Queen Elizabeth II is worth more than every American combined and multiplied by the mass of the sun to the power of the number of atoms in the visible universe.
Suck out you little bitch.
That's actually not a bad idea to drop a nuke.
If somebody were to nuke Russia they would survive since they're used to hard times and don't have much worth nuking to begin with. If somebody were to nuke the U.S it would be a fuckhuge pandemic followed by complete and total economic and societal collapse punctuated with roaming gangs murderous hungry spics and niggers and every country with an axe to grind with the U.S stepping in to "help" us.
>largest country in the world
Which means more external surface area and directions to attack from.
>with the largest nuclear stockpile in the world
Hardly any of it will ever get off the ground because the smouldering glass pit that used to be Moscow didn't issue the launch orders in time.
>by far the most vulnerable country to a nuclear strike
The Kremlin is rightfully terrified.
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lol, as far as I'm concerned Obama can suck and lick your Queen's ass after she takes warm dump.
I have nothing to do with that monkey and his tranny bitch
Btw, how is your famous British Empire doing under the islamic rule? LMAO
Very retarded paranoia.
They would nuke Washington DC if anything. (And that's a good idea, because it kills off most of the most corrupt politicians on the planet)
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Why wouldn't they?
A ground penetrator should do the job.
I know this is true because my TV told me so.
Putin's not scared of you, he's scared of Libtards using Russia in general as a punching bag to get away with shady shit and distract people from what they are doing to their own countries.
>Mass immigration destroying country
>Horrible crisis destroying western world
>"BUT MUH RUSSIA"
>Have you ever seen Tsar Bomba?
If the Russian rocket launch success rate is any indicator, Tzar Bomba will destroy Russia long before pieces of it make their way here.
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A small (relatively) rock of only 6 - 10 miles in diameter moving at 20 km/s has more energy than 2,772,400 Tsar Bomba's. Nukes are fucking weak.
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Why are Jews trying to blame Russia now? North Korea didn't work?
...I'd hit that.
Do you have brain damage?
Seems like a really big gamble. yellowstone has no strategic value at all, other than that. I wouldnt put my eggs in that basket.
>largest country in the world
>more surface area makes it a bigger target
wew lad
No one wants to do this except for (((them))) and that's only if we win.
can you imagine how much better the world would be if this fine woman wasnt blacked
Reduced solar activity would increase the earthquakes. Continents begin to lose their magnetic lock.
if russia nuked the yellow stone then it would be the end for the whole world including russias itself
post the great silence thing fgt
Something penetrative would though, otherwise we'd have already have drilled to relieve pressure.
>shtfplan
Seems legit
>Paul Joseph Watson
>March 31st, 2015
>Infowars.com
Definitely...
>it would be the end for the whole world including russias itself
how do you know this?
you have no proof of that
it's just your speculation
who is the braphog
Russian nukes lol, I doubt they are even capable of launching any without nailing themselves in the process.
Russia not really know for their military prowess or technology.
They are known for cheating and frog memes, that's really it.
>more surface area to attack
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this
if Yellowstone goes off during a Maunder Minimum (which we may be entering) then say hello to ice-cube Earth, be lucky if the equator doesn't freeze
This is your brain on burger education
>be ice niggers
>cause nuclear winter with minimal radiation
>conquer the world with your ice nigger powers
Genius desu
They do realize that if every nuclear weapon on the planet detonated above Yellowstone it wouldn't budge, right?