Your order sir?

Your order sir?

Green coffee please..

maymay
me me

Kill me

kafuuchino

you. would still fuck that literal semen demon.

Coffee with a side of green tea.

Extra thick chiakis please.

>this now makes me smile
Huh. Weird.

Coftee

MY GIRLFRIEND SHARO-CHAN WHO WILL MARRY ONLY ME!

cawtea

please get me a waitress who is not a genetic abomination thank you

covfefe

Ouuu scary

CAWTEE CAWTEE

Its called Coffee you fucking mongoloids
Tea please

Cofftea

teaffe

Blue Mocha

AAAAHHHHH FUCK!!! I HAD THE FUCKIN' LIGHTS OFF, TOO, CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT MY ICE CREAM TO MELT, AND YOU PULL THIS SHIT ON ME? KYS!!!!

balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to

>lights off
>cause i didnt want my ice cream to melt
user, do you live under heat lamps or something? most electric lights, even if the bulbs themselves get hot, don't project heat along with their illumination like the sun does

GWEENFEE

Is this the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure thread?

Fefe

Cuddles

It's an 90s lamp. If I don't have the fan on, it gets super warm in the room

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Hot chocolate thanks.

That's not on the menu

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Thst's special service

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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>Anal cheaper than vag

every time

I want a hundred kisses!

Reserved for her seiyuu husband.

I'm buying your business.

I'll have 2 number 9s

Cucks in gochisua threads?

I want love.

Two heaping mounds of Aoyama, please.

>Kisses: Free
Now that's just asking to be exploited.

I'd like some more covfefe.

Aoyama's Blue Mountains

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My mom Chiya is beautiful!

>Not just jerking off while she gives you free kisses
PLEBS

We serve food here, sir.

What if I ask her to kiss my dick? Is it still free?

>not just cumming in your pants while she kisses you

Only with her womb

I want to have SEX with Chino-chan every night!
not a pedo btw.

SEXUALLY ABUSED AS A CHILD BY ME

My wife Cocoa is so cute.

Cowtea puriizu

GOCHUUMON WA SHARO NAKADASHI DESU

GOCHUUMON WA CHIYA NO PAIZURI DESU

I'll take the custom service requesting first a lap pillow, then a hug and finally, the most perverse of all, to hold hands.
Tell me how much is it so that I can pay when we have finished.

GOCHUUMON WA ORE NO KAWAII OYOME-SAN CHINO DESU

GOCHUUMON WA MAYA TO MEGU NO FERA DESU

Damn that's cheap

>oppai loli
More

Best prices at Syaro's

Tea Earl Grey Hot with milk, and I knew I shouldn't a taken that darn pill this morning!

Yerba mate

One pavel and three hired guns, no extra charge.

I will have one cute Chino please

Which came first, Hibiki or Chino

I came inside both of them first.
Gochiusa manga began in 2011 so Chino.

>Loli
She's 15.

With a side order of one big guy

I fell for this yesterday and I just fell for it again.
Jesus Christ.

Gochuumon wa (You) desu!

>Oh, dear god of coffee,
>Take a pitcher of snow-white milk,
>And paint a pitcher of who we'll be someday when we're all grown.
>Oh, dear god of coffee,
>We'll be sure to stick together,
>And someday grow up cute and sweet,
>So we hope... but the rest is up to fate.
Holy fuck this is some comfy ass lyrics

Onee-chan no baka, ne~

Sex with Chino.

Only her husband (me) can do that.

Can I get some Cappuccino?

My Wife Chino is so cute.

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By us

A cawfee falls in love with a gween tea.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the gween tea's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the gween tea, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the gween tea she called is not the same gween tea she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the gween tea's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the cawfee's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CAWFEE.

That's nice.