Share you illegal immigrant/spic stories

Here's how one ruined my childhood:

>Mom cheated on my father with an illegal Colombian immigrant.
>She divorces my father after he said he wanted to try and save the marriage.
>She marries this illegal immigrant (I'm around 7) so he can become a citizen but keeps it on the DL.
>My mothers alcoholism has been ramping up since the 90's.
>The illegal, too, is, of course, an alcoholic. >He likes to come home from the bar and emotionally berate me.
>She cheats on him with an illegal Costa Rican 26 years her junior.
>SEVERE alcoholic.
>I hear them blasting music and fucking every night (I was 10 when this started).
>He is missing teeth.
>Is constantly starting fights with my teenage sister.
>One day, Mom kicks him out after a bad drunken argument.
>He starts walking down the highway with a machete calling her saying he's going to kill me and my sister.
>Police get involved.
>She takes him back.
>Her, him and various other illegals always drinking and smoking all night when I have elementary school the next day.
>Come home to Mexicans I don't know passed out on the couch a few times.
>Never have food in house. She never cooks, shops. I look like twig
>Shit goes on for YEARS.
>Middle school I start to fight back.
>Get hit a few times.
>The coward likes to threaten to kill himself when I fight back.
>Constantly arguing with him and mom for no real fucking reason since they're always drunk.
>In high school, abuse marijuana so I don't think about the constant alcoholic abuse. >Finally move out and live with my dad and stepmom.
>Life improves exponentially.
>Don't need drugs when stable home life is provided.
>Took years to finally stop repressing my childhood.
>Never trust illegal immigrants. They're all fucking destructive, alcoholic losers.
>Even if they work hard, they tear apart families and ruin the lives and bodies of people who used to be successful.

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Damn

You really want to know? Here is the story of Pablo and Juan and why I had to kill them... Its gonna take a few post, get comfy.

You sound like a huge pussy

Your mom is a huge whore.

I want to take a vacation after I graduated, first ever job I had that gave paid vacation.
>no money for a real vacation
>so plan a camping trip in a national park
>borrow 357 from my dad because bears
>hike into the park for a about six hours
>set up camp up hill from the river
>build a fire (in the fucking daylight)
>collect fire wood with my camp axe
>go fishing
>catch some fish
>it starts to rain
>head back to camp
>some Mexican is leaning into my tent.
>scream get the fuck out of my tent
>he does followed by another Mexican coming out of my tent
>the one in the red shirt, which I call Pablo, picks up MY axe and comes towards me followed by the one I call Juan.

Agreed.

Doubt someone like you has experienced much worse.

Krep em coming, user. Lets get this spic hate thread going.

Cool. Please

"WAHHH I HATE AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE MY STEPDAD DRANK BEER AND TEASED ME A LITTLE WAHHHHH IM A FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN"

100% bets that you voted for Trump. Yeah, maybe we should start hating white people too because there are some drunken white people out there too - there are way more reasons to hate whites than Latinx people. Your boo-hoo sob story (which is probably fake anyways) is NOT an excuse to be an asshole. Sorry pal!

fuck off paco you wouldnt like it if we flooded into your country

My mom fucked Escobar, the post

You did; it's called imperialism, and it was when your shitty civilizations had to compensate by conquering real civilizations in Africa, Asia and the Americas.

Also, I'm not Mexican (nor white, to be honest)

Bro not all of us are like that
I’m an immigrant from Latin America and I had a white step dad who turned into a heroin junkie. It’s your fault for being a manlet and not growing taller than 5 feet so you can beat their stupid beaner asses I mean seriously.

im here to read

boohoo like your countries were any good to begin with

HAHAHAHAHAHA
UNBELIEVABLE!

no one ever said we didnt have junkies, but theyre OUR junkies, we dont want yours.

I know I'm in a bad position, I'm out numbered, and no one around to help. It takes me min to remember the hand canon in my pocket, by the time I get it out and pointed towards Pablo he is 20' away holding my axe above his head. I shot three times. Pablo and Juan are dead. Pablo is hit twice once in the stomach and one just under the chin. Juan had blood all over him but I think one round over penetrated Pablo and hit Juan in the chest.

>never killed a person before
>start to freak the fuck out
>start running back down the trail to the ranger station
>to dumbfounded to grad a flashlight or more ammo.
>get tired of running
>fall down
>complete darkness
>half empty revolver
>sit under tree in the fetal position.

This. If you are Atleast 15 and can’t beat up your dad or moms boyfriends you are a cuck. If you are too small then lift weights, eat big and learn jiu jitsu

Librarian sitting in my comfy chair longing for sorry time.

Inb4 not girl. Guy-brarian

Kek you can keep them dude
This is pretty important. My mom had one brazilian boyfriend though that was fucking huge though so he would toss me around like a rag doll when me and him got into it. He was a good guy nonetheless

Sitting in Mein Kampfy chair.

>>The coward likes to threaten to kill himself when I fight back
You expect me to believe this shit?

Hey man Atleast your mom didn’t date niggers. I would kill myself if my mom dated apes

>come to some time later
>slip slide and crawl back to ranger station
>find call box, 911
>pass out on the steps of the ranger station
>bright lights people screaming at me
>drop my gun
>talk to cops for hours
>still in shock
>sun is up now
>cops want me to take them back to the scene.
>OK
>they start to suit up like we are going into a battle field
>2 sheriff's 2 state troopers all with ARs, 2 SR guys and a ranger.
>we head back
>I don't remember much but when we get to my camp I snap too.
>no tent no fishing poles, and NO DEAD MEXICANS!
>just my pile of fire wood and an empty bag of my beef jerky that I didn't eat.
>sit down start to cry and loose my mind

>>no tent no fishing poles, and NO DEAD MEXICANS!
>>just my pile of fire wood and an empty bag of my beef jerky that I didn't eat.

This is a sasquatch story. Literally sitting on the edge of Mein Kampfy chair now.

Mine is somewhat different, but okay
>Maid is a Bangladeshi migrant
>threaten to report her to police unless she does all out laundry, cooking, cleaning for $10 a month (usual rate here is $35 per month)

>Be me, 14
>Spanish teacher at my school married illegal Mexican.
>Have a kid my age, goes to my school.
>Call him Alex
>Alex is basically a nigger
>Can only play sports, does crack all the time, complete dumbass in his studies.
>About 1/5 of his vocabulary is the word "bro"
>My mom is also Spanish teacher at school
>I hear Alex is somehow failing spanish class with my mom
>niggawhat.jpg
>Apparently the rumors are true
>Alex tries to take it out on me
>Steals my computer, couple of other petty things.
>I call him out for it
>Teachers everywhere, he can't beat me up for it.
>Get home quick that day, safe for now.
>New semester
>Alex is in my gym class
>fuckfuckfuck.png
>Playing football
>Alex "Accidentally" falls on me
>Knocks me over
>Not hurt that bad
>Avoid him for the rest of the period
>Playing floor hockey later that week
>I'm pretty good at hockey
>I'm defending Alex, puck is passed to him.
>Put my stick in between his legs to get to the puck
>MFW when the dumbass tries to walk over it
>Alex falls flat on his face, out for the rest of the period.
>Alex leaves me alone for the rest of the year

>Year two
>Alex walks into my Spanish 2 class
>Apparently he managed to pass Spanish 1
>Give him a smug look
>Ignores me
>I hear he needed his parents to tutor him in Spanish.
>MFW when I bullied the nigger out of this kid.

Also,
>all this talk about mom's boyfriends
Wew. I may be in a shithole but at least the divorce rate here is only 2%

How about stories that aren't just crybaby fiction about a fucked up childhood, or fantasies of killing people with a .357 magnum?

>Work first job at a fast casual restaurant from age 16-20
>Work with several illegal immigrants
>Mostly cool, decent workers
>Tend to deviate from corporate procedures at restaurant (recipes, cooking times, cleaning, etc.), much to the chagrin of our owners
>Limited concepts of food safety
>Tend to do jobs quickly instead of with quality, making for shitty customer service
>Was called in on days off multiple times because a health inspector showed up with and illegal manager wasn't capable of speaking with the inpsector
>Was called in multiple times because rumors of immigration raids would permeate their community, and all illegals would abandon their shift and run home to hide

Tbh though, most of them were cool, good co-workers. They listened to instruction, and were dependable and capable.

Adios Beaners!

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>sheriff deputy sits down and explains it to me
>illegals have been making pot farms in the state park
>I made camp next to one then built a fire in the daylight
>a couple of them came to investigate after I shot the first two
>then drug their friends body's to the river
I was right to run the fuck out of there. My live in girl friend left me because I had my name wrote on all !y gear. I eventually moved back home across country and dropped out of school because I was so paranoid.

Anyone remember when that guy who killed two Columbian drug dealers called into opie and Anthony? I think his name was Eddie

Not a fantasie man I can still see Pablo's body

>>Tend to deviate from corporate procedures
>>Limited concepts of food safety
>>Tend to do jobs quickly instead of with quality

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Only story I have with illegal immigrants is that I bought a coke from a venezuelan at a red light

I can corroborate this. It irks me to no end, especially when they make manager positions, get god complexes, and get on your case about things they don't even do themselves.

>Colombian
>Costa rica

uber whites!

spics, in general, always cut in line and play "no spickety english" when you call them out on it.
I live in Los Angeles so this happens at least twice a week.

>Women are better caretakers

>Latin America
>White

What part of Mexico is Venezuela in? Is it a big city? Only place I’ve been to in Mexico is Cozumel

>Share you illegal immigrant
i was eating some tacos today in the morning, and this fucking haitian nigger just gests near the tip jar and fucking jabs it and makes a run for it, the fucking taquero grabbed the meat cleaver and took a run for half a block, fucking haitian nigger just disapeared, fucking niggers i wish my government would build a southern wall, these fucking immigrants can swim to cuba if the want, fuck em all

This was in America don’t you see my flag. The guy was a white as snow Nordic who dated my mom and ended up addicted to heroin because he’s a retard.

" My live in girl friend left me because I had my name wrote on all !y gear. "

Waht?

Yessir.

In my particular restaurant, there ended up being a division where primarily illegal crews managed and worked the morning/lunch shift, and I would manage the evening/dinner shift with a crew of primarily American high schoolers. We'd get lots of complaints about shitty service at lunch (speed over quality), issues with the health inspector about inadequately washed dishes, food safety issues, cleanliness, etc., all of which were from the morning illegals. Soccer moms would come in at night and complain to me about our health scores. Unfortunately, you can't tell the straight up that it's the dirty illegals from the morning, and me and my merry band of high schooler Americans are running a clean ship.

my live in girlfriend (as in a girlfriend who lived with user) left me because i had my name wrote on all my gear (the drug dealers who went t retrieve Paco and Juan bodies might have noticed it)

why is your flag portugese now?

I left my tent, sleeping bag and pack when I ran away. The cartel farmers stole it all after I killed the first two. She was afraid they would find me because I had my name on them, and so was I.

She is still with me, she married me in 2007, but I still wonder if Pablo or Juan's sons will come looking for me one day.

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Agatha is so yummy looking in that pic :3

I'm not the merimongrel user, i was just haring what i thought he meant

>haring
sharing

You were correct.

should have called a lawyer first man, fuck. the cops will nail you for murder even if it was justified.

Fug, I just read all your post and its worse then mine.

I was raised by an Polish immigrant mother and Guatemalan father, he was an alcoholic but left when I was only 1. My Polish step dad comes in and i find out he wasn't my real dad at 12 years old, more importantly he too was an alcoholic but he was never abusive, he worked hard and was a great father and still is. Only disciplines us when justified but he does have an alcohol problem. He has standards, never hurt me, my brother, or my mother, sure he'd yell sometimes but he'd never lay a finger on us when drunk. He'd also never drink in the job.

No they were cool, even after I drug them 6 hours down a trail for no fucking bodies, they believed me and told me straight up what was going on.

I never got that Colt 357 MKIII back though.

I think you should blame your whore of a mother in addition to the illegals for your problems.

Really man? "I hate illegals because my mom made the worst life choices"

>mom is a retarded turbo thot

How is it the beaners fault?

This is a real story
OP is just a bitch with an even bigger bitch of a whore for a mom

Poo in the loo

Do you want to hear some stories about russian illegals (uzbeks, tadzhiks etc) or the Americans only is welcomed?

>local flea market is over run with Mexicans
>put my on ICE hat and walk around with a toy walkie talkie
>five minutes later I have the whole place to myself.

>I used to be a security guard at a corporate headuqarter building
>5' 200LB spic walks in with her son
>Speak Spaneesh?
>No
>She speaks brown to her son
>Son asks me if there are any jobs
>I tell her to apply online
>He tells her in brown
>Ooooooooh ok
>She comes in again once a week for three weeks
>Work feels like groundhog day

As long as they're not fake stories about your mom being a whore and happening to date an uzbek, or of you killing a pair of them after accidentally camping near a krokodil-manufacturing house, I'd like to hear them.

>Work in a pharmacy
>Spic comes in
>Ask him for his name
>Gives me his name in brown pronunciation
>I ask him how to spell his name
>He doesn't understand
>He can only give me his birthday
>After searching for 10 or so minutes I finally find him
>Get his medication and ring it out
>Get to the part where he has to sign his name
>He keeps signing and hitting the red x that restarts the signature process
>I tell him to hit the "OK" button
>He keeps signing and hitting x
>What did I do to deserve this?

The first half of your story is exactly what happened to my cousin except with a Venezuelan.

>Another time at the pharmacy
>Female spic comes in
>Doesn't speak a word of the Queen's English
>Just hands me her gibs card
>She shows up in our computer system
>But there's no new medications for her
>Tell her that
>Que?
>Tell her to call their doctor and see which pharmacy they sent the medicine to
>Oooooooh ok
>She leaves
>Later that evening
>Spic guy comes in
>He actually speaks English
>Hands me gibs card
>It's thes ame gibs card from before
>Explain to him the situation
>Spics leave me alone for a while

Based Mexican

Not mexican, but here's a current dilemma I have.

>Be me
>Work at restaurant in a remote, scenic part of USA
>Not a shitskin to be seen for hundreds of miles
>Hear we are getting a Russian dishwasher
>She's actually illegal
>Her old fiance was alcohol abusive piece of shit
>She was strangled and fled for her life
>Starts working at my place
>MFW she's 10/10, gorgeous
>Quiet and artistic
>She takes a liking to me
>Don't want to get involved because baggage and current illegal status

Should I stick my dick in her user? Not going to post a picture of her for obvious reasons.

COOL STORY OP. WILL TAKE NOTE.

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>camping is no longer safe
but it sounds like a good idea for mexican hunting.

>be me 15
>spic 8.5/10 with nice ass steals virginity
Only love spics now

Just rape her then call ICE

Fuck you pajeet. You're hurting the working class and ruining India with Bangladeshi illegal immigration

You're basically a jew

I had such a good and easy childhood for the most part I think that's why my life has sucked lately, paying for the pain I missed out on because I had a stable family and good friendships.

Russian honeys are not an existential threat to whites, user. She is fine.

>oppressivelaughter.jpeg
I’m proud of you poo

If she is wifey material then go for it.
Are you really going to give up a hot Russian babe for a 200 year old outdated piece of paper?

That would make a pretty good movie desu

>"illegal" is a race
Get the fuck out, faggot.

>be me before my awakening
>dating a latina
>find out she's here illegally from Honduras
>I pop the question cuz I think it's a serious enough relationship
>it spooks her. she's not smiling. acts uncomfortable
>I press her for about a week, "C'mon! Let's do it!"
>She breaks up with me
>I called INS and had her ass deported
>I was like, "Look. I'm not bitter about the break up, but if you and I can't be together, I guess you're gonna have to go ahead and get the fuck out of my country"

true

>white people conquered modern ethnostates
Imagine being this retarded.

Someone screencap this

It's true! I've got many police reports to prove it

this jew?
jew
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>responds to OP thinking he's referring to legal immigrants
All spics are brainlets confirmed

lol

Sounds like a great solution for

This thread is also a RUSSIAN ALERT...

> female responsibility avoidance
> the thread

Oh don't worry, I do blame her. But my entire childhood I was surrounded by drunk hispanics. Then I go to work in a restaurant, and what do I see every day? Drunk hispanics. Whose asleep on my towns benches at noon? Drunk hispanics. There's a big pattern.

its too early man

if that's true you're a spiteful manchild who deserves nothing good in life.

>have hispanic lab partner for chem
>flat out ignores me to my face when i ask to see his work to compare answers (we're allowed/encouraged to do this)
>exam comes up, he skips the review day and later asks for my notes

eric. simply eric.

>be me
>go to the local shatmart
>don’t even live close to the border
>walk down the pasta aisle
>a sudden odor fills my proximity, a mixture of Mexican “””food””” and feces fills the air.
>the smell is so bad I nearly threw up
>than they show up
>a 3 foot tall morbidly obese el goblino and it’s 2 mutt offspring come into my vicinity
>look as if they bathed in nothing but grease and oil, it’s mothers hair looks strainy and receding, exposing her balding scalp
>at this point the smell was far too powerful for mere mortal nostrils
>there was no denying that she had sharted herself
>it gives me this soulless, mongrel look of contempt, as if it was completely oblivious to it own aroma
Friendly reminder that spics are not human