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Asuka a best. Rei a shit.

Both have pros and cons however Misato a best

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H A P P E N I N G

>tfw all this means is they finished storyboarding the very first scene

Vertical text says "Continue until the end, non-friend" and underneath the title says "keenly making"

god finally.
at this point I don't even care what happens in the movie I just need closure

Pachinko

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>keenly making
aka they've literally only just started production now and it's still 2-3 years away *if* this production works out

I want to get off Mr. Anno's wild ride

IT'S HAPPENING
Can't wait for the master himself to fix the series

What did Anno mean by this?

>I might actually live to see the rebuilds get finished
I must say that I'm surprised by this development

from facebook cover

so it's literally just the opening scene following directly on from the end of 3.0, they've gotten nowhere with it. If we don't see a trailer in the next 6 months, it'll be another 3 years.

We know that Anno literally abandoned the project for years because of Godzilla. Now that he had gotten his dream film made, I doubt he gave a damn what 4.0 will end up being.

>If we see a trailer in the next 6 months, it'll be another 3 years.
fixed a small detail for you

He didn't give a fuck well before Godzilla.

>implying he ever gave a fuck and the original series wasn't a masterpiece mostly by accident

>The year is 2036
>It's midnight in Tokyo
>Theater is packed for the premiere of Evangelion Rebuild 4.0
>The sweaty, musky smell of neckbeards who have spent the last 20 years tirelessly learning basic conversational Japanese fills the room
>The lights dim
>itshappening.flv
>Silence
>The projector starts whirring, and a faint light pierces through the steam rising up from the bodies of 400 manchildren, all huddled together and vibrating their bodies together in ecstacy
>It's finally here
>Murmured voices, faint whispers
>An image is beginning to come into focus on the screen
>It's Anno
>He's completely naked, sitting on a chair in what looks to be his own room
>He looks at the camera and begins stroking his dick
>He starts furiously masturbating and, after about 5 minutes, ejaculates
>The audience sits watching in stunned silence
>Some fap along, some lick their lips, but some only cry
>Anno has regained some of his stamina and begins masturbating again, this time more vigorously than before
>The camera begins to zoom in towards his fae ever so slowly
>The long night continues
>Anno has been jerking off continuously for 2 hours now, without breaking eye contact from the camera for a single moment
>As the camera has continuously zooming in to his face at a snail's pace for the past 2 hours, all that is visible on the large theater screen is his two eyes, a look of sadness and disappointment in them
>Suddenly, a single tear rolls down from Anno's right eye
>Fade to black

>I doubt he gave a damn what 4.0 will end up being.

Rebuild's just there to wring more cash from the franchise. Godzilla shouldn't impact that motivation.

It's basically just visuals from Until You Come to Me

NGE was the mad ramblings of an autistic child set to Beethoven, there's no reason for it to be as good as it is.

STOP

He stopped caring halfway through making 2.0, which was damn near 10 years ago now.

He stopped caring before EoE which was 20 years ago.

>mad ramblings of an autistic child
This means nothing. The differences between male and female autistic children alone are huge.

Kek

Not at the lower levels.

>people still up to ride Anno's baloney pony after 3.0 shat all over their faces

3.0 was the best rebuild

I'd rather say
>Continuation, and the end
>Mistakes, and the reversal

>Still need to watch 3.0
Been holding off on that since that's where everything goes insane. How bad is it?

it's a wild ride

It's like ordering vanilla ice cream but getting strawberry ice cream.
You're fine with the latter but you were promised something else and you can't stop thinking about what could have been.

bad
none of the characters' actions make sense, there's some great setpieces but it's overshadowed by being sloppy on the script front and how it integrates into the broader movie series
it's basically the Prometheus of NGE

Its pretty good if your a asuka shinji shipper, might wanna skip the gay parts

It isn't as bad as you would assume from the threads, but it isn't great by any means.

Can I finally watch the movies for the first time?

It's fucking awful. It'll shit on everything you know about Evangelion.

What does that means?
New film or maga spin off or it's just nothing?

But everything I know about Eva is that it's shit...

Then imagine that shit being amplified to 2.0

It means 'We're working on it'. It's fucking nothing.

>Its pretty good if your a asuka shinji shipper

Fucking delusional, it's literally KawoShinji the movie.

Kawoshin is the best ship though.

Is this a video about the formation of Studio Khara as if it were a farm?
It got Rompers in it too lol

youtube.com/watch?v=uqeU5a6YgCs

Thats more progress than the last 5 fucking years.

Ahhhh, balls.
I was hoping for anno just discreetly forget the rebuilds forever and save us from that pain.
Well, time for the wild ride to begin again.

godzilla was pretty good

I wasnt really into eva during 3.0 release. How long did it took to get a passable sub?

Give me one valid reason why Evangelion is still going.

Money, duh. This isn't complicated. I doubt anyone here is still under the delusion that they're doing this out of passion.

>People caring about evangelion after 3.0
asuka has won 3 times already why not keep going you know

Asuka and kaworu is best ship

it didn't end

What has she won? Getting choked to death?

>Asuka and Shinji walk together haunted by the spectre of the past.

It did though

>After the End of Evangelion comes the resistance and change.

It was a sequel all along.

Sasuga Anno

nope. pics or didn't happen

Wow guys wow!!!!

The amount of symbolism present in that a picture is incredible!!
Anno manages to do it again and make shit that is extremely deep and only few can understand.

Thats their fetish, Asuka abusing Shinji verbally and Shinji strangling her and jacking off to her comatose body, its cute imo.

I guess that's why he deleted and replaced her ass in Rebuild.

It's also the canon ship.

>Fujoshi fanfiction
>canon

They literally had to make some gay story about Anno to give it credibility.

>he didn't hear about Anno's wife
She literally married him to ensure Kawoshin remains at the canon OTP, going on 22 years now.

Pity Kaworu dies so soon.

>literally making shit up

You can punk faggots from MAL and reddit with that, but not here sempai.

She's clearly into it if she keeps drawing it. And making Anno help her with the coloring.

Isn't Anno happy after getting to work on Shin Godzilla? Do you really expect him to make a quality Evangelion piece in this state?

Same with Smith from Gunbuster, and Kaji and Yui. It's how Anno usually writes romance.

>Anno is gonna use the same style as the last Episodes for 3.0+1.0
BRAVO

>director's fushoji wife is into faggot pairing
>must be OTP

The mind of a shipper is twisted place.

His wife is a know fujoshi, and who knows how much influence she have over anno. It might be no influence at all, it might be her fault rebuilds are so shit.

>shinji looks uncomfortable and dead inside every scene he's with Asuka
Way to prove user's point.

The director, his wife, the seiyuu, and most of the staff members seem to all be into it.
Whereas they sunk Shinji/Asuka 20 years ago.

Anno's wife, Moyoco Anno is actually credited directly on the staff writing team for the Rebuilds. You can check the credits.

You lost the original series, the manga, and your faggot ship got popped in 3.0.

Can't blame you for hoping, but at this point Anno is just trolling Kawoshin fans lol.

Kaworu won the Shinjibowl in all three of those, user-kun.
Sorry, it's just the way Anno wanted Eva to be. He's a fag.

Bump

>Dead
>winning anything

You are wrong

Yui's dead, but she still won the Gendo bowl.
Kaji's dead, but he still won the Misato bowl.
Smith's dead, but he still won the Noriko bowl.

See how it works, user? In both the show, manga, and now Rebuild the only character Shinji ever falls in love with is Kaworu.
But you can stay content with your choking and how disgustings if you want.

So the music video was the storyboard then

Everyone figured that out 2 years ago, genius.

>Almost 5 years
>All Khara has done is create this shitty sketch

Who hype for Evangelion 3.0+1.0 in 2036 [ /spoiler]

Nah bro, your just getting trolled by Anno, hes laughing everytime he sinks your ship.

Look at Kaworu's death in 3.0.

He died in that gruesome way for a reason. Cuz Anno is getting a rush whenever you faggots storm the internets with your mental gymnastics.

>the final movie is 2 hours of the children wandering the red desert and trying to survive while they deal with their problems

A man can dream can't he?

Oh look Kaworu makes a cameo

What kind of man is okay with his waifu winning nothing more than being a cum receptacle in comparison? That's not even really NTR, because she doesn't get to be happy about it either. A confession of love far outclasses that, dead or not.

Asuka's death in EoE was way more gruesome, what's your point? Are you saying there was a reason for her getting raped and eaten alive by nigga Evas?

>he sinks your ship
Alright, keep telling yourself that.
I just find it ironic that Anno's wife, Asuka's seiyuu, and Misato and Rei's too all sunk your ship. And they're closer to Anno than you'll ever be.

If we going this way, i would rather a direct sequel to EoE with said premise

Cool headcanon. You're self-inserting into 3D Nip men now?

What are you even talking about?

Asuka shippers are losing it after they got BTFO by Miyamura.

>implying /ourguy/ Tsurumaki won't deliver again

>Tsurumaki
You mean the same guy who called Shinji Kaworu's bride?

You're never gonna win this user, 90% of the Eva staff are Kawoshinfags.

> i would rather a direct sequel to EoE with said premise

Now that would be hilarious.

Make three movies then just dump them and do a sequel to EoE

>Miyamura
who?