>tfw definitely under 200 pounds (even with daily fluctuations) for the first time in a long time
Charles Wilson
>communist dislikes non-communist president for not doing communist things
Okay
Christian Davis
weiss a shit
Isaac Collins
R.I.P best boy.
Austin Powell
>fucking up prev link Sloppy baker
Isaiah Morales
wut
Justin James
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Oliver Torres
I want to get off this ride
Blake Hernandez
Awoo!
Landon Torres
>mrskellyton.jpg
Anthony Perez
If I was standing anywhere near that I'd puke in top of it.
Jace Parker
Y-you don't want to be alone on Valentine's, do you user?
Gavin Ortiz
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Nolan Long
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Samuel Lewis
Brave!
Robert Cox
Soulless dead eyes
Kayden Ward
Friendly reminder that Big Guys are anti-semitic and undermine esteemed Patriots like James Comey and John Brennan
Gavin Mitchell
Tfw no valentines cause too lazy to ask a girl out. How do you motivate yourself to git a girl. M-maybe too much fapping has lower my drive or something.
Nicholas Ramirez
He's not dead just knocked out.
Ryder Baker
Of course not. Neither of us have to be virgins.
Luke Cruz
I haven't found one to ask yet.
Owen Young
1 down, 1000 more to go. Blue Wave in 2086
Lincoln Russell
I honestly might just an hero today. hurts real bad guys. not even about not having a gril, just.. everything
Bentley Robinson
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Christopher Hernandez
He blew himself up mate.
Daniel Martin
Good for you user
William James
>go to POF >find single moms >take them out,sleep with them >never talk to them afterwards It's like poetry
Isaac Lee
I have work to do, it's just bait. Not doing anything either. Also thanks if you were the flip who told me to watch the pic related last last night
Jackson Garcia
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Connor Nguyen
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Grayson Long
Oh, we're in a new thread. Well fuck me. Screw it, I'm reposting it: >I was watching live coverage on election night on Fox or something so I didn't watch either of these two live but I went back the next day and watched replays. Fucking lmao. Alex just kinda sat there interviewing people and shit until the results were basically locked and he threw up that graphic in the background and popped a bottle of champagne. The entire fucking few hours before the results were locked TYT were all condescending and confident and talking shit, but then slowly and slowly they went through the 6 stages of depression.
Owen Jenkins
Looks like Milo is going to be bringing us more happenings in the near future, this talk, with this title, in Cali is very likely to incite a significant chimpout and it's only the first stop of his new tour.
It's OK, user. You don't need a grill. You can borrow Hank's. He'll share.
Jace White
i doubt it cause i was too busy for the past 24 hours and only now my sked is free, must be the other flip
Logan Carter
Here, this is a good representation of what TYT went through over the course of a few hours as states never thought possible flipped red.
Andrew Williams
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Matthew Collins
So did Begeta.
Leo Gray
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Gabriel Anderson
Don't do it user, at least try and improve your situaion some more before giving up on it. There is something in life you will be able to find that will make it worth living, find it.
Ian Campbell
>anything past the Cell Saga
Blake Green
When will Joe posting get boring?
Gabriel Fisher
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Joshua Ross
I like you user. And your digits.
Landon Hernandez
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John Young
>cooking with propane >not charcoal master race >or wood pellet cooker for good convection heat
Thomas Lee
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Brody Williams
>Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, said on Tuesday that he had paid $130,000 out of his own pocket to a pornographic-film actress who had once claimed to have had an affair with Mr. Trump.
>In the most detailed explanation of the 2016 payment made to the actress, Stephanie Clifford, Mr. Cohen, who worked as a counsel to the Trump Organization for more than a decade, said he was not reimbursed for the payment.
>“Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford, and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly,” Mr. Cohen said in a statement to The New York Times. “The payment to Ms. Clifford was lawful, and was not a campaign contribution or a campaign expenditure by anyone.”
Boy, I'm glad we settled that. I was thinking that morality had flown out of the building. It's good to know when your President's attorney is paying his mistress some hush money, it's not violating any campaign finance laws.
Eli Nelson
I want precision control of my grill. It's my kink.
Adam Jones
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Josiah Adams
Why are single milfs so based? >will cook you dinner and treat you to expensive alcohol >are god-tier at foreplay >scream like loli anime schoolgirls when you go down on them >tease you by suffocating your dick between their breasts and ass-cheeks >know when you're about to cum and squeeze every last drop out of you >wake you up early to give you breakfast before school/work >send you lewds while you're both at school/work >jumps on your dick immediately after you walk through the door >serenades you stories about her life in a purring voice while you drift off to sleep after completely emptying your benis >is fine with you having to leave
Andrew Wright
No he didn't.
An android's energy is invisible. This is the obvious plot twist.
Henry Cruz
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Easton Nguyen
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Chase Flores
Wait, I thought Cohen was claiming Trump fucked her, but it was actually he himself who did it?
Joseph Stewart
How many good boy points did that doll cost you?
Leo Parker
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Andrew Long
>can't tell whether jewish, latino, arab or lightskinned subcontinental
Jose Adams
So the White House is crawling with people working on temp security clearance and vulnerable to foreign blackmail.
Guess President Shithole does want people like him working there.
Hudson Roberts
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Jordan Wood
>Bakes when the previous bread isn't even halfway done >Advertises it like a tard super early twice >Can't even bake properly Jesus
Bentley Sanchez
>being too much of an amateur to not be able to precision control charcoal >not understanding how wood pellet grills have temperature controls and it automatically sets the temp equal all the way throughout the grill - precisely at what temp you set it to All right, I'll stop talking in maymay arrows. Everyone does their own shit, just giving you crap for no real reason. Carry on.
Luis Stewart
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Charles Diaz
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Jonathan Evans
Kek
Cooper Butler
yeah
its me
the guy who made this thread
no it's alright, you don't need to thank me, i don't do it fo rthe thanks i do it bceause its the right thing to do
Aaron Reyes
Holy shit! Are you guys watching Morning Joe? Joe and Mika are killing it, proving without a doubt that Trump and the Republicans are loser failures that got nothing done and will never win an election again and proving without a doubt that Trump collude with Russia, obstructed justice, and is going to jail. Mike Barnacle is literally laying down facts. Willy is making funny jokes. Donny Deutsche is laying down truth.
Luke Butler
"President Donald Trump is making another attempt to capture the branding success he found in those ubiquitous, bright-red “Make America Great Again” hats. On March 2, the Official Team Trump Twitter account posted a link to Trump’s official Web site, which is selling a new, green version of the “MAGA” hats, just in time for Saint Patrick’s Day. The $50 hat is $25 more expensive than the original red version, but that wasn’t what got people talking.
The green hats have one glaring design flaw, which many Twitter users were quick to point out: The shamrock embroidered on the back is actually a four-leaf clover, which is not an official symbol of Ireland"
Evan Taylor
BREAKING: Trump lawyer Michael Cohen says he paid Stormy Daniels hush money
Justin Cruz
>massive decrease in turnout AND retarded people vote libertarian again
Angel Wood
>who had once claimed to have had an affair with Mr. Trump. Proofs? all I've seen is her letter stating that she hadn't. Wait a second, is the media being vague and misleading on purpose??
Andrew Sanchez
awooo..oo..oo.....?
Blake Howard
Why is Nonon so cute brahs?
Logan Russell
>symbol of luck >"BUT IT'S NOT OFFISHULLY IRISH! CHECKMATE DRUMPF!"
Andrew Mitchell
awoo
Grayson Diaz
Yet another broad claiming some shit for the DNC. Same shit every day. Nobody cares. I hope Trump grabbed a gorzillion pussies. #MyTurnMeToo
Blake Bell
Because she's small and bitchy so you think if she was your gf then she'd be nicer to you than anyone else
Liam Stewart
>CNN is burying the story >Fox literally hasn't mentioned it in any meaningful fashion since talking about being sued for reporting on it in August of last year >CNN mentioned Fox being sued over the story in September Why is Fox burying the story? I mean besides because they are being sued for their reporting on it?
Angel Bell
Thanks bong
Xavier White
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW EPIC THIS IS! BASED JOE IS UTTERLY DESTROYING DRUMPF, I HOPE r/Sup Forums PUTS ME IN THE SCREENCAP!
Hudson Taylor
Meanwhile Obama and half his administration are headed to federal rape me in the ass prison
Julian Bailey
She's a lesbian, isn't she?
Brandon Young
>Yet another broad claiming some shit for the DNC. She's not actually claiming anything. Because she wants to keep the $130k.
The lawyer owned up to the payments, because the FEC is investigating him for election finance violations and he has to turn over proof of the payoff anyway.
Jack Robinson
Cohen wrote that letter. When asked about it, she avoids the question (i.e. an NDA was signed.).
Curious, what do you think he paid her for that now no one can answer directly?
Samuel Gray
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Leo Brown
>responding to 0/10 b8
Lincoln Gomez
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Jayden Long
>Curious, what do you think he paid her for that now no one can answer directly? If Trump loses half his shit, Cohen loses half his income.
Levi Lee
OF COURSE she denies it after NDA that gave her 130k
Cooper Brooks
She claimed that in an interview with some magazine in 2010 or 2011, which wasn't released until recently
Jonathan Ramirez
So Cohen also forged her signature? Stage name or not, that seems a bit farfetched.
Joshua Kelly
But 17 is actually gone. Goku and Vegeta disappearing came back the same episode out of a crater. I doubt they're going to do it a third time.
Camden Robinson
>0/10 b8 >sounds like every other Trump shitter on Sup Forums The problem with pretending to be retarded is it's a retarded thing to do.
During Senate Intel Committee hearing today, Sen. Cotton asked FBI Director Wray if dossier author Christopher Steele & his consulting firm Orbis ever worked for Oleg Deripaska, a Putin-tied Russian oligarch,and Wray didnt deny it, requesting a closed-session response